₦airaland Forum

lonelydude:
Probably a secondary student who should be studying for his WAEC but nairalanding.

And wat do u mean by that, wat insult, I see ur loneliness has started causing u 2 reason inversely, if u ain't got wat to say just shut ur trap. For the record, i'm in uni  studying computer science. So if u need lectures, for ur WAEC, I'll be of great help to you. Rubbish!

rare004:
rude boi wht

I thought u implied u were one.

Kgdavid:
hmmm so nobody loves me . . . *gets shotgun out from under bed* goodbye to this loveless world

lol

ehala:
The congregation was becoming worried. They had been singing the processional hymn for the fourth time and the groom was yet to arrive in the church. When the officiating ministers asked the bride, Kemi and her family members what was amiss, they were told that probably Funsho, the groom, was held up in traffic. But a call to his cell phone proved otherwise. His cell phone was switched off! Not quite ten minutes later, Fusho sent a text that Kemi should not expect him for the wedding as he had changed his mind! The text reads in full: “Oluwakemi, I’m sorry, I know I have hurt you, I have disappointed your parents, I have betrayed your trust in me. But I know you would just a find place in your heart to forgive me, I cannot go on with the marriage, I’m sorry, you cannot just understand. I decided to keep it to myself because I believe I can handle the whole situation all by myself. Once again, I’m sorry, please bear with me.”
It was when Kemi fainted in front of the altar that it dawned on the crowd and her family that Funsho had dumped her, right on her wedding day! A day that was supposed to be her day of joy.

Nairalanders, what will you do if you were dumped on your wedding day?

I won't do anyfin, cos I won't/can't be dumped no my wedding day.