₦airaland Forum

bewla:
i vote for u when u louse this time i will fast for u wake with u for i was at blue roof L T V 8 yesterday and they say u are sick if the man we sow is u then i believe God have give us the man to lead us out of darkness

GOD give the Israeli moses
GOD give the America lincorn
GOD as giving us Buhari if u like take if u like don't for even in Israel nobody believe Jesus

m sure u went to the same sch buhari claim to attend...cos ur piece z jez crap

Make sure u brush 2ice daily ...u ll gain more confidence knowing a gal wont faint wen u talk

malonephill:
and half crate of small bottle coke

Badt guy

Loooool

kuuljay:
1500 can get you a good revised standard bible thank me later

She's not my wife na pastor

lagmostkuit:
Oya buy her *Victoria's secret* perfume with ur 1.5 or 2k

...adam's desire ni...wia roll on dey

lagmostkuit:
You can get her a cheap sandal or shoe of 2k

Tnks..but can u suggest smtn more romantic?

larryChockode:
get her cabin biscuit.

Lol...she don pass 10yrs na

malonephill:
2.5k can mr bigg smallest cake

..can't I buy her #500 buns

justmag:
Use that to get recharge card and tell her you are broke and she should leave you right now.

I don't remember saying I want to leave her

Samirana360:
Rap one bag of pure water(#80), it's big and nt expensive...lol

Ooh boi ...

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MimeeTee:
Get her a Vibrator....she'll appreciate it!....

Wot does dat mean....she no dey self-service na ..she no b lyk ur babe

Samiceman:
Give her your ATM card... Its not expensive

I pray a girl will not bend ur destiny in Jesus name

ULSHERLAN:
Let us know your budget.

Like 1.5-2k

banjicom:
Bra, pants, pencil, eraser, toothbrush, hand towel, powder, lipstick e.t.c
Now you see the choice is yours!

Looll...wen I no b akpos

derrick333:
Ani card ,either recharge card or bday card

Thanks boss!!

Good morning to you all..pls what can I get for a lady for her birthday that doesn't cost much?

chai...c all of u...lemme give u 1 that has no vowel at all.....RHYTHM!!...now datz 6

halix239:
u get time oooo, u dey even dey read their fake holy book that is filled with lies, sum ajayi christians in my sch were sharing it to muslims too, i refused to collect it because if i did i ll jst dumb it. i ll not waste my time reading a book filled with lies. which version did u read, u know they ve diff types. hmmmm, may Allah guide us to the straight path ameeeen

allah will guide u to destruction n perdition...repent while u may..ur fellow Muslims ( boko haram) might kill u tomoro!

I mean dis bastards don't even bliv in coexistence datz wot pains me d most...so intolerant...fools

halix239:
idiot na internet b ur power, cum to where there are gathering of muslims n say such shit, u ll visit the grave. LL ALWAYS BE PROUD TO BE A MUSLIM. ve u read the bible, im sure they ve released the new version. abi is it the old one u ve. holy book indeed painted with all sorts of lies.

u ll always b proud to b a muslim ...as u would always b on d express way to HELL!!! terrorist!!

funnyme:
If your religion portrays peace,then what is the meaning of jihad,and is it peaceful! Isn't it bloody, have ever seen any bokoharam member who is a Christian? Ans these ones first.

help me ask her oo...too gullible

halix239:
tufia God forbid, she derailed to the wrong part, i pity her life in the next world. No kafir/unbeliever ll be spared on that day, she better do the needful bfore she dies. she shld jst say she wants to b a musician, it ll b understandable since most of our artists strted from their, she's weak in faith (no tauheed). i pity her life, too bad

u sud pity ur miserable n retarded life not hers! she made d right choice..itz u n ur fellow brainwashed animals dat r going to perish if u don't change..

I jez don't like dat religion

coolhamid:
Just give us a browser that would ease web programming..

In other news, Vote Buhari for better a Nigeria.

vote buhari for better A Nigeria... haba my broda..#blameGEJ

uselessgoat:


islam is the one and only true religion where one can find peace according to our Holy prophet Muhammad (pbuh).

It's unfortunate you decided to leave the right path and join the infidels. It is better you turn around before the needful is done on your existence

May the will of Allah be done

God Bless all muslims

Islam ain't peace...Islam means war!! trouble, chaos and utter destruction...look around n c...islamists everywia killing ppu..boko, IS, Taliban, alqeada, al-shaabab name dem...n u go about ranting ur disgusting mouth saying Islam is Peace...my foot!!..without u guys, I can bet dat d world will b at peace..brainwashed set of ppu

thieves...I vnt subscribed since late august 2014 with any money...d only money I spend is on buying simcards n I get 1g on each sim...emi ika!

fayose the Ekiti boy! ;Dfayose the Ekiti boy!

vambie!!

very courageous n brave...for nyt, dem go run enta ma room,..if I on lyt, dem go pause...look me...laugh in Spanish den catwalk n go

one of fela's daughter....itz a pity

aiye dende oko didirin

mod pls move to the fp