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bakila:
Comic relief.

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"All things must come to the soul from It's roots, from where it is planted." - St. Teresa of Avila.

"To reach something Good it is very useful to have gone astray, and thus acquire experience". - St. Teresa of Avila.

"There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers."
- St. Teresa of Avila.

"It is here, my daughters, that love is to be found - not hidden away in corners But in the midst of occasions of sin. And believe me, although we may more often fail and commit small lapses, our gain will be incomparably the greater. " - St. Teresa of Avila.

One night a man came to our house and told me, “There is a family with eight children. They have not eaten for days,” I took some food and I went. When I finally came to the family, I saw the faces of those little children disfigured by hunger. There was no sorrow or sadness in their faces, just the deep pain of hunger. I gave the rice to the mother. She divided it in two, and went out, carrying half the rice with her. When she came back, I asked her, “Where did you go?” She gave me this simple answer, “To my neighbors-they are hungry also.” I was not surprised that she gave–because poor people are generous. But I was surprised that she knew they were hungry. As a rule, when we are suffering, we are so focused on ourselves we have no time for others. –Mother TeresaOne night a man came to our house and told me, “There is a family with eight children. They have not eaten for days,” I took some food and I went. When I finally came to the family, I saw the faces of those little children disfigured by hunger. There was no sorrow or sadness in their faces, just the deep pain of hunger. I gave the rice to the mother. She divided it in two, and went out, carrying half the rice with her. When she came back, I asked her, “Where did you go?” She gave me this simple answer, “To my neighbors-they are hungry also.” I was not surprised that she gave–because poor people are generous. But I was surprised that she knew they were hungry. As a rule, when we are suffering, we are so focused on ourselves we have no time for others. –Mother TeresaOne night a man came to our house and told me, “There is a family with eight children. They have not eaten for days,” I took some food and I went. When I finally came to the family, I saw the faces of those little children disfigured by hunger. There was no sorrow or sadness in their faces, just the deep pain of hunger. I gave the rice to the mother. She divided it in two, and went out, carrying half the rice with her. When she came back, I asked her, “Where did you go?” She gave me this simple answer, “To my neighbors-they are hungry also.” I was not surprised that she gave–because poor people are generous. But I was surprised that she knew they were hungry. As a rule, when we are suffering, we are so focused on ourselves we have no time for others. –Mother Teresa

A lovely little girl was holding two apples with both hands. Her mum came in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile: "My sweetie, could you give your mum one of your two apples?" The girl looked up at her mum for some seconds, then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple, and then quickly on the other. The mum felt the smile on her face freeze. She tried hard not to reveal her disappointment. Then the little girl handed one of her bitten apples to her mum,and said: "Mummy, here you are. This is the sweeter one." She handed her mum the sweeter of the two apples. No matter who you are, how experienced you are, and how knowledgeable you think you are, always delay judgement. Give others the privilege to explain themselves. What you see may not be the reality. Never conclude for others.

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A lovely little girl was holding two apples with both
hands.
Her mum came in and softly asked her little
daughter with a smile: "My sweetie, could you give
your mum one of your two apples?"
The girl looked up at her mum for some seconds,
then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple,
and then quickly on the other.
The mum felt the smile on her face freeze. She
tried hard not to reveal her disappointment.
Then the little girl handed one of her bitten apples
to her mum,and said: "Mummy, here you are. This
is the sweeter one." She handed her mum the
sweeter of the two apples.
No matter who you are, how experienced you are,
and how knowledgeable you think you are, always
delay judgement. Give others the privilege to
explain themselves. What you see may not be the
reality. Never conclude for others.

Chillext:
(1) Don't dare talk in front of my back.
(2) Stop making noise like empty sardine tin of milk.
(3) Take 5cm wire of my length.
(4)All of you stand in a straight circle.
(5)Be quiet...... the principal just passing away
(6) I have 3daughters, they are all girls
(7) Did you see me on the radio
( Both of the 3 of you get out of my class
(9) The sons of the man is a boy
(10) This is your permanent place, sit here for the main time.
(11) Take the lead and follow me.
(12) I would rather kill myself than commit suicide.
(13) She is a boy
(14) I saw you last night early morning.
(15) Why shy I shy, am I a children?
Add yours and let's catch fun!

Lolllll

Chillext:
(1) Don't dare talk in front of my back.
(2) Stop making noise like empty sardine tin of milk.
(3) Take 5cm wire of my length.
(4)All of you stand in a straight circle.
(5)Be quiet...... the principal just passing away
(6) I have 3daughters, they are all girls
(7) Did you see me on the radio
( Both of the 3 of you get out of my class
(9) The sons of the man is a boy
(10) This is your permanent place, sit here for the main time.
(11) Take the lead and follow me.
(12) I would rather kill myself than commit suicide.
(13) She is a boy
(14) I saw you last night early morning.
(15) Why shy I shy, am I a children?
Add yours and let's catch fun!

Lolllll

anigold:
Are you a genuis can you solve this fruits maths
If yes then whats your answer..

my answer is 23