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kilokeys: I'll say thank you.
ill sign u an autographed copy of my future works.

beennmukar u did good.
though I am still d lyrical Boss.

tonight I got dechandel
tomorrow U'll have an angel

she wrote ur name in pencil
that, my brother, is mere art

I wrote mine with stencil
etched deep in her heart.

ur very poetic

obayaya: Kilokeys, Ruudnisterooy, Jbluv55 were the most outstanding wooers of the night...

#Respect

ahbeg everytin was dry tonite loool

Sarimah: dat fine boy na..I no wan call name make en head no swell

ahh plenty fine boy dey here na..what does he look like

Neldrizzy: #Steps down from ma high throne like a crown prince, walk up 2 her, stretches ma hand 2take hers, wiggles and jingles round and round her, urhhhh wah a beauty 2 behold###

Claireshan my beauty, my cutie, my riri my bey, words aint just enough 2 describe ur immense beauty..
Take this from someone who has been on the low side admiring ur beauty.

Ever since i stumbled on ur moniker, i couldn't help but to admire the unique name,then i proceed to check ur DP, it was like a gentle spark of light that illuminates my soul, there is no dark corner ur beauty can not fill, and if the word starts causing waves, its ur devotion that makes them still..

Claireshan, i love you, i want you, i need you, when you speak 2me in sweet honey voice and truth, ur caring heart keeps out the rain and ur love is the ultimate roof.. Ur like an angel in the morning and a shooting star in the middle of the 9t, every seconds spent chatting wit you is lik a day that starts by noon, and it would be a privilege 2 build ma whole world around you and i promise 2 be around you and always..
-----Believe me when i say ur personality is outstanding
------ur angelic look is 2nd to none
------and ur heart is the purest of all (lik say i don see am b4)
Believe me wen i say i can't do without YOU ,its like spelling bea[b]YOU[/b]tiful without YOU

i wan to ask you a question and i hope you say you do, cus this love would extend from ma family to urs,it would extent till we re-unite the world. Yu r ma Malaysia, my Asia, Africa, Europe to me.. Hw cn i go searching wen Ч☺ΰ r right in front of me... So let me be ur perfect gentlemen, let me be the nigga 2 always hold ur hand, would you be the one for mee Obimooooo.. Omo dada lormo ye oo.. Ama corle Morle Amin...




#runs 2 jbluv55 bar 2 chill.. See sweat..

hey my Godd ohh!! Neldrizzy I'm blushing for claireshan sef..nelly! U want to kill somebody with jealousy shaa

chimerase2: amu late
Can de man of God still woo sombori?

yess ohh

Sarimah: hope its not who I'm thinking

lool hmm who are you thinkingg

Neldrizzy ah beg drop ur lines chapppp

djeezy: welcome. U know what I mean na.

nice dp

Who is wooing now ohhh

naijaboiy: [size=24pt]BORED!!![/size]

mee too..today is soo dry

ideology: When will ladies edition begin?

AHHHH I can't wait for dat one oh. I know who I'm going to woo and I must winn lmao!!

Dygeasy: It's partly because we didn't create a new thread and because the participants didn't stick to time.

yh I guess that's true

naijaboiy: what's funny about the picture of a man crying ?

it jus made me laugh..stare @ it for 5 seconds, if I hear say u no laugh

Dayjhihannon01: *heeeeeiiihahhhaah Shikarababababababa...... The spirit says............























Nah man go be ur husband.... .. I dliver ooooo




I knw say ur mind ehn.... .. U nor xpect dat

dis ur talk..it confuse sumbody oo

Dechandel we need ur answer

BlackStallion: Ivvy I was going through your posts to have an idea of your character, so I'd know you a little better. One of your posts touched my heart so deeply. A guy was being bullied and you defended this poor, hapless boy. For you to understand why this touched me so deeply, I have to tell you a little bit about myself.
My mother died giving birth to me and my father never forgave me for it. He got married to another woman soon after and she hated my guts. She claimed I was a constant reminder of my mother, thus I was a threat to her relationship with my father. One day she accused me of being rude to her and started beating me mercilessly. I screamed in agony as she slammed my head into the wall repeatedly but my father did nothing. Sobs were racking through my body, I reached out to my father for help and he looked me in the eye and said he wished I had died instead. When she got tired of beating me, she went to bring fresh pepper and rubbed it in my eyes, I screamed myself hoarse. To this day, I'm partially blind in one eye. I'm sorry, I'm feeling so emotional right now. I haven't cried like this since childhood, but when I saw that post of yours, I just couldn't contain the grief and sorrow I've been suppressing all these years anymore. My mind flashed back to that day and in my mind's eye you were standing in the exact spot where my father stood, I reached out to you and you took my arm and embraced me. You told me that I am a human being worthy of dignity. And then I realised all these years, it wasn't hate I was feeling. It was low self esteem. My father's rejection of me that day broke my heart totally and filled me with insecurities. But that singular act I witnessed in my mind's eye made me feel human again. Now I feel confident enough to face my father (I haven't been home for 10 years). Thank you Ivvy. I feel such deep gratitude to you, and you don't even know what you've done for me. I know we're supposed to be playing a game, but I'm so confused right now. So many emotions running through me, I feel frazzled. Thank you sweet Ivvy for giving me a reason to smile again, that's the only thought that keeps coming to me. Obviously a classy lady like you would never consider me worthy in real life, but somehow I feel a deep connection to you, almost like I've known you all my life. Gush I wish I could just stop crying so I can say something sensible. I adore you Ivvy, that's all I can think of saying.....no, that's all I want to say. I'm sorry it's not much, but it's straight from the bottom of my heart.
Yours brokenheartedly
Stallion Black

lool @ d picture sha

Elantracey: Dechandel I really don't want to be in your shoes

abi oh

Jbluv55: *comes up to the stage knowing that I don't have a contender*

*clears throat*....I greet you all Nairalanders present and ask that you bear with my lengthy wooing. Its prolly my only opportunity to do this and I need to do it right . Thank you .

*turns to SpcAgtOko*

Dear SpcAgtOko, I never actually planned to do this but then here I am beaming with smiles as I bare my heart for you and all present to see.......

You are one lady I've known and liked for quite a long while but our first formal interaction(on this forum) was exactly a year ago today(Sept. 28, 2013 ) and that discussion confirmed to me that we more or less shared similar/same ideals(except for football affiliations of course ). I've been a fan of yours since then, observing that you possessed just the right amounts of intelligence, maturity and humor I needed in a lady and that made me fantasize constantly about you . You brought your own kinda fun/humor to NL without necessarily derailing every thread you visited and that made me respect you .

I thus had to conclude that you were a disciplined 'fun' person - my kinda girl .

I didn't seize the opportunity to woo you then because I wasn't sure if you were one of those unreal NL chics that tend to lose their appeal with time but alas you gradually slipped under my skin, invaded my circulatory system and seized my heart .

And then I saw your pix in December 2013, and it turns out you are an Oyinbo

I then decided to allow this bird(YOU) to fly and roam the skies of NL for months but somehow you still found your way back home to ME . I had to conclude that this was no coincidence .

*holds her two hands, stares into her eyes and goes on bended knees*

I am in love with you Princess SpcAgtOko and how do I know this for sure?

There is a saying about being in love: "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." I think my situation is a perfect example of this saying .

I have come to love you the way a drowning man loves air. I love you even more because you have all the qualities a man could ever want in a lady:

• the light skin that MrCock is dying for ;
• the eyebrows that Seun is crazy about ;
• the humor that made Idowuogbo the most celebrated NLer ;
• the kinda maturity/friendliness with which Obinoscopy handles his moderating ;
• the kinda 'bright future' and 'outstanding past' that makes guys chase after sexy ladies like rokiatu ;
• the kinda communication skills that has earned ladies like MizMyColi a great number of admirers;
• the kind of beauty and aura that could make a guy like me wanna "hang his boots" like Tallesty1 etc

Aduke, I hereby do away with all shyness and inhibitions; I throw away all forms of procrastination and ask that you allow me be your friend - the friend you fall hopelessly in love with, the one you take into your arms and into your bed; the one you allow to explore the private world you keep trapped in your head. I want to be that kind of friend and more.

I want to be the one who will memorize the things you say as well as the shape of your lips when you say them. I want to be the one who knows every curve, every freckle and every shiver of your body.

I want to know where to touch you and how to touch you. I want to know how to always convince you to design a smile just for me because in your smiles I always behold a sight more beautiful than starry nights. Yes, I want to be your best friend in the entire world.

Sweet SpcAgtOko, I picture us married and turning our abode into a football field where Chelsea ME() and Man U YOU() would play home and away matches on a daily basis. We would turn the kitchen to Old Trafford where I would allow you have your superiority or play a draw with you . We could then return to Stamford Bridge-the living room-where you expect me to have my full points after scoring many more goals than you can :p.

We would then resort to our bedroom, a neutral playing ground where we both can score equal number of goals and console each other afterwards with wet kisses and cuddling

Dear SpcAgtOko, I want to be your Starbucks coffee while you would be my Alomobitters AlomoSweets . Please say those words that I so crave for from the one that has stolen my heart and watch me "Love you to the moon and back" .

*remains on bended knees waiting......*

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

richommie: NA WAH OOO...U DEY TRY SHA..

yess

nnamdizen: Hahahaha... This mareole girl wount kill me o! I always like your comments cos they are straight to the point, no forming like other NL babes that always come here to tell us their poop is pink colour.

thankuu

Dayjhihannon01: **odeeshi** I spirit must bow for another..... Sisto Mary listen....

I'm listening

Todays own is soo muddled up. Yday was betta

harlos: Words alone cannot express the way I felt the first day I met you.
Your love strikes me like lightening, so powerful and intense it can't be denied. It was beautiful and messy, cracking my chest open and spilling my soul out for the world to see. It wasn't an easy task keeping the feeling to myself and hoping this day will come when I'll be able to express myself in a better and proper way.

I never believed in love at first sight until the day I saw you. All my digestive system were so excited that I start to feel their dancing steps.
Without exaggeration, you are the most beautiful girl I've ever met on Nl. You're charming, brilliant, caring, amusing. You have an angel's face, a loving heart,
A peaceful sunlight smile that lasts forever.
You are the whole, of which I am a part.
Not fully me unless we are together.
I know there is a world beyond my love
In which such thoughts are merely poetry.
But thinking of you now, I can't remove
The glow that shines on you from inside me. There is never a dulling moment with you.
Every time I come online, I always wish I meet you cos even if I'm sad. You are one person that can change my mood with just HI.
I go just dey smile like say I win lottery.
Every words you say
every moves you make
always make me go cray cray. It's amazing how I feel when I'm around you,
How my heart pounds when you come into a room.
I look at you and think: My God! How lovely!
And everything I am bursts into bloom.
I feel as though you must be mine,
Not as a possession but a goal,
Something almost unimaginable:
The free devotion of another soul.
As though I were about to enter heaven
Or just within the hour condemned to die,
My mind with one fierce thought keeps running over,
With you, and only you, the reason why.
My love for you has gone deeper past the ocean floor.

Xtarxhyne,
You're the sun in my sky,
The wind that takes me where I want to go,
The sweet incense that makes me feel so high
that loving you seems all I need to know
My heart is racing seriously after you.
Please come and be the light of my life.
Make me the luckiest among the lucky guys.
Let me be your friend when you're in need
I'm falling for you and I need your parachute (YES) to save me from crashing
Please say YES and let me be proud to call you my number one.
And I promise you, ekuro lalabaku ewa emi ati e.

Awelewa temi nikan, please will you be mine?








Playing in background
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v =251qv6FADU0

mehn u tried ohh

I don't think I've missed too much!!

richommie: CHINEKE!!! IHOUR FOR MAKE-UP? CHAIIII......U GET TIME WOOOH!


#YOLO

abii

ronald4lif: Where is the fun happening

see question oh !

Dannyxy: this thread is funny, see some girls running their mouth "I don't want a virgin", "he is novice", " he is that" "he is this".
why will i, as a mature virgin guy, successful and "ready to marry" decide to settle for a lady that has opened her legs to every dicck and harry?, after you have defiled yourself with seeds from strange guys, then you think I would even look at you, light and darkness(you can call me self righteous if you like) cannot meet, you should count yourself lucky that a virgin guy decides to even date you, a matured woman with self respect and self esteem will even respect such guy for his discipline and ability to withhold himself, I weep for the moral decay in our society, one girl was even saying "this is 2014", so because this 2014 I should be moving from one man's daughter to another, so I could get the experience to satisfy some shallow-minded silly girl abi?, I must be going crazy then.

only shallow minded and immature women would think because a guy decides to remain a virgin, he will be clueless of what to do, and I hate it that some unintelligent women make it look like the virgin guys are losers who were not opportune to have sex, and are looking for just any woman to lay them, bleh, you must be so dumb, some or us have the fear of God, and good amount of self discipline, which I can say for them..

ah d tin is not fight..see as u dey carry matta

Dbestmax: chaii....e don do....Oya giv me bak my ring...make I go find anoda wife

* throws his ring back at him*

AgapeCharis: yep!
Very innocent ★★ unlike u

keep on lyin oo