₦airaland Forum

boboLIL:
wow,,, secondary or uni?

Uni

boboLIL:
you know am?

We gather finish from the same school

MissOyin:
hello guyz.
i ve missed everyone ooooo.

on the nysc fake/original/unauthorized CUL i was posted to Edo state.





march ti gbe wa....... *in DTOBS voice*

Oyin so u sef dey nairaland

boboLIL:
hmmm,,, av u checked with a different browser? If u av ucweb.. Use it... I just checked mine... And its going through....

with phone or system?

JaneJoanJohn:
Wow...heard it's only CUN that begins with that number that's legit, cos I have a friend whose own started with 4 thousand, but nysc sent him another number starting with 00....not too sure though

What do u suggest I do now

Abeg has any body been able to view his/her green card today?

boboLIL:
weyrey re

I thought by giving them the change things will be faster

callMeAlpha:
no be lie,I see Una picture for another thread on Nairaland.. So na Una make Abuja vanise before day break

lol its not my fault. omo we plenty that day for cafe ehn, every body just they pick Abuja and Lagos

jayloms:
Chai!! hope say you pay sha

I paid o infact I even paid #3,045.69 instead of #3,000

jayloms:
I'll try this morning and see. Just chillax until u receive that sms

Abeg try o I can afford to join stream 2 o. na y I register on Monday infact I sleep cafe to be part of the first people to register

JaneJoanJohn:
does it begin with 00??

My sister no, and I registered since Monday o.

jayloms:
From our comparisons so far, the CUN sent via text is the authentic one and it so far tallied with dat on d CUL so far seen. Also, if you could reprint the green card, the authentic CUN will be there

my brother the green card no gree open again. its telling me to use Mozilla wen I am actually using Mozilla.

jayloms:
OFFICIAL LETTER FROM GASA

Fellow compatriots,

We at the Golden city aeronautics and space agency, wish to inform all well meaning citizens of this great city that the last of our unmanned space shuttle, Nysc11, has veered of course as we lost our control over it.


It would be recalled that the city's agency, launched a series of shuttle (Nysc1 - 11) in last 48hours to enable us see the city's future from planet NYSC. Although, the city recorded a great deal of success, our engineers and space scientists regret to inform that the Aliens in planet NYSC have succeeded in hijacking our shuttle controls and redirected it to planet ERROR, another planet with no use to this city.

Fellow countrymen and women, let your hearts not be troubled as our space scientists and engineers are working tirelessly to regain back our lost ship and relaunch another (Nyscx) back into space. We will inform you of our success in due time, please stay expectant.

Good morning and God bless us all.
Engr Jayloms
GASA

. Abeg what of those of us wey Neva receive text msg containing our new call up number? Does it mean that the one on the green card slip is still valid?

choiceboy99:
abujaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

wow congratulations, I think u are the first person I am seeing that is posted to Abuja

prinzey:
9ja boys don take over Nysc site o..someone state of deployment is showing Texas, USA.. AND another one Network, USA.. Wetin dey happen?

no mind them o. Na edited pix. We all know how Nigerians like to joke with everything.

This one NYSC is doing us African time, na wa o

and behold it is 12:03am now. what should I click o

if u know u are online and waiting for the NYSC portal to open like this post. I want to know if I am alone.

Good morning my fellow batch A corpers . I can't wait to be in camp with una. left right left right attenTION!

I greet una o. Pls wen is online registration opening?

Pls when is registration starting?

the guy won tap from the blessing. the guy won tap from the blessing.

chijoy7:
lol guyabeg help find my name tooo

I dey come make I go der head office

chijoy7:
lol guyabeg help find my name tooo

I dey come make I go der head office

This cola-cola new advertisement strategy has affected a lot of Nigerians. January this year i was in a mart, so I saw a coca-cola bottle customised with friends name so I bought it for her. She was so happy, later that day she started uploading several picture of her with the bottle of coke, that was not the end o. I went to visit her yesterday in my greatest surprise I still found the bottle of coke in her fridge . Chai coca-cola what have u done. Pls share ur own experience
Abeg make Una check out this guy

This cola-cola new advertisement strategy has affected a lot of Nigerians. January this year was in a mart, so I saw a coca-cola bottle customised with friends name so I bought it for her. She was so happy, later that day she started uploading several picture of her with the bottle of coke, that was not the end o. I went to visit her yesterday in my greatest surprise I still found the bottle of coke in her fridge . Chair coca-cola what have u done. Pls share ur own experience

Ceasar1: In Celine Dion's voice, ‘It's all coming back’

- I used to put sugar inside water and drink it.

- I used to ‘cast’ news by speaking to the radio.

- I used to put my t-shirt inside out when I want to
play football in the rain.

- I tore lotta papers from my exercise books to make
aeroplanes and wrist-watch.

guy I swear na true

When I was small :-

• I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms

• Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose

• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once

• Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out.

• Faked being asleep,so I could be carried to bed.

• Used to think that the moon followed our car

• Tried to balance the switch between On/Off

• Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race

• The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag.

• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.

• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off.

• Walked into a room,. forgot what you needed, Walked out, and then remember.

Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up? and now we think why did we even grow up?

Childhood Was The Best Part Of our Life

i know u have a smile on ur face while reading the msg....if u want someone close to u smile too...go ahead..share the joyful memories...

Chamack: You are one but some people are killing each other? Nigeria is an amalgamation of different nations, we are not one for now. So retract your statement biko.

am sure u are an Igbo man.u guys don't like Nigeria but we will Neva give u guys Biafra .me I see every body as one probably in d next 70yrs u also will

papadjaji: Pls correct ur topic to read yorubas and not pple of 9ja

dis is our problem we don't see our self's as one.we are Nigerians d content of d msg shouldn't specify all tribes .

BabaAlabi: 5 most handsome thieves!! Nigerians should free themselves from the shackles of organised religion instead of bothering about the appearance of those pastor-robbers.

am sure ur pastor or who eva leads u is also a thieve . wat impact have u made in any bodies life since u were given birth to?

Sijo01: Is Pst. Chris actually handsome or just fair

na him fine pas for d list self,u can ask ur females friends

pls my bbm android doesn't show pictures.wat can I do pls