₦airaland Forum

strangest:
Seems omo Igbo are afraid to contest for presidency

I bet Igbos haunt you in your sleep.

As if it's only Igbos that did not contest.

Fyi, the office of president is rotational, presently it's the southwest turn, the current president is an Igbo man.

I'm being this civil with you because of those overzealous mods that disguise as bots.

aswani:
The government kẹ, are they the ones running the NBA?

He's referring to the current NBA regime

The same guy used against Onoghen has now been dumped.

Thanks Doc

The Heimlich maneuver should be taught àt primary school level and all the way to tertiary level.

Including the variation for babies.

thatigboman:
what he said was true. The killers were caught and their leader said they killed him because they thought he was a Nigerian

I just went to confirm this now on Google.

These people are lower than the scums of the earth

This happened as far back as 2007.

Imagine losing one of their national treasure because of envy, jealousy and bitterness.

I think SA should be isolated from the rest of Africa.

They may think they're all that which they're not, no country can survive in isolation.

With that being said, Nigerians and other Africans there should vamoose, if your host don't want you as a guest z quietly leave and make sure he doesn't come to your house either.

On this boxer's case, for Jim to be boxing there, he definitely is not an illegal, they just used that chasing out "illegal" Africans as a ruse for their diabolical barbarity.

Affidavit can't stop it, go get an injunction.

Never give that impression

Better to be the wolf and they'll fear you than be the sheep.

Better to born thief than to born moumou

There was a story of the Cobra in Tibet.

Very venomous snake, people feared and stayed away from it because it bites anyone who comes close.

One day, he heard that a monk was in town so it went for therapy with the monk.

Cobra complains to the monk that he's lonely and without friend and no one likes him.

Monk asks him why is that

To which Cobra honestly opens up that he bites anyone who comes up close

So the monk advises him to take a break from biting people.

Which the Cobra adheres to.

After a while, same monk is back in town and the Cobra goes to see him, this time looking disheveled, part of its tail broken, an eye gouged out.

Looking perplexed, the monk inquires to know why cobra is looking that way.

Cobra replies that he took Monks advice and stopped biting and everyone realizing he's no longer volatile now takes a jab at him, attacks and tries to kill him instead running away, although a handful like him now.

Monk shakes his head and say to Cobra, I told you not to bite, I didn't tell you not to hiss.

Shrek is another good story to buttress that point. In the fourth installment, Shrek Forever After, Shrek who used to be a terrifying ogre that the villagers were afraid of , due to marriage to Fiona and his dalliance with the fairytale creatures had toned down his aggressiveness and became more docile, but this came at a cost, he became a jolly green joke.

This king wen nor get level

I was expecting to see a south African but instead I'm seeing oyibo.

The news for sweet well well if to say na black south African

No emotions allowed in a heist

Let me read first

She hits her eclipse

May she find peace

All our childhood stars are slowly checking out one after other

All fairytale sold to keep people in check

Abi youruba don dey wake up?

Bishop4bella:
What the woman did was wrong but watching this video, the woman has no intention of hurting her with knife if not, she has overpowered the lady and she can easily use the knife on her.

God saved both of them

She wants to cut off her ear and you say no intentions of hurting the little girl?

Your story telling is captivating

I hope you get a good deal for your car

You are innocent sir of the allegations if you say so

After all you nor go come outside talk say you do am

One more thing Zenith, transaction history and receipts of payment should bear the time payment was made.

Presently, it doesn't.

It's correct to say that music died after this era


When Nas and Will.i.am dropped the joint "Hip-hop" is dead, it wasn't just hip-hop that died, music generally died as well

It's correct to say that music died after this era

I'm sorry, some of your tribesmen will disagree

Lucaski:
Cocowa ro

nwene

VenExchangee:
Is this what agbor people calls cocowa?

yes

Oh well

Only a matter of time and they all expose themselves

We know that in Nigerian politics, delivering a ward or constituency or state does not depend on an individual's vote but on the "influence" the individual can pull in those locations

Nigeria: a theatre of the absurd

if op was wxecuted at 2100hrs, i am wondering if it lasted till morning for those bright photos to be produced

never trust two faced people

Never take them seriously

However do not take them for granted because they can ruin you with the two face

Well done federal government

However, I think beyond road construction is ensuring that the roads are not a slaughter house for terrorists.

I think local indigenous hunters and vigilantes should have a sort of omerta code among themselves to handle issues there and then and not to escalate everything they encounter in the bushes

business is booming

even a simple person knows this is purely business

To be honest, I am not a fan of preservation of the dead

Bury them as soon as they die

Let the dead have some dignity

There was a story of a family that had to go exhume the dead they buried as the morticians later came to tell them that they were given the wrong corpse

Once all that preservation is done and the corpse left for a long time, they become unrecognizable and you will take whatever resemble your person that they give to you.