₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,135 members, 8,420,515 topics. Date: Thursday, 04 June 2026 at 11:00 PM

Toggle theme

Markfish10's Posts

Nairaland ForumMarkfish10's ProfileMarkfish10's Posts

1 2 3 4 (of 4 pages)

Jokes EtcLet's See How Observant You Are(deciphered Pic) by markfish10(op):
Okay,one morning,a man was late for work so he hurriedly dressed and left.On his way close to the office,he discovered he forgot an important document at home so he had to rush back.He went,picked his document,and looking at his lovely wife,he gave her a kiss and took her a picture on his phone.
Hours later when he had settled in his office,he brought out his phone,and started admiring his beautiful wife with smiles all over his face.After sometime he noticed something in the picture,rushed back home and shot her dead....now what could ße the reason
Note:The reason is in the picture



MODERATORS you can help move to a more appropriate thread if it isn't

EventsRe: Nigerian Lady Marries White Guy, Her Childhood Friend In London (Photos) by markfish10(m): 1:02pm On Aug 20, 2015
See him like "Ama classic man...." The pic before the last.well,I heard the guy is Nigerian
EducationRe: How You Study When You have a Ph.D in Reading by markfish10(m): 3:12pm On Aug 18, 2015
lanrehamd:
Pneumono­ulbilco­volcano­coniosisology......................
Pneumonoulramicroscopicsiliconvulcaniosilogy you mean?
EducationRe: Ahmadu Bello University: Here We Come. 2015/16 by markfish10(m): 3:15pm On Aug 15, 2015
please has anyone else heard of the postponement of the utme exams?......someone told me it was announced on radio this morning that those to write on 17th are now to write on 20th.....and again the site has been down
EducationIs 'money' The Reason Why We After Education? by markfish10(op): 11:26am On Aug 12, 2015
As it is....'MONEY' is the root to all evil.well,am not going to take sides on that
I have long known NAIRALAND to ß an e-discussion forum,where you can come drop opinions,get to know other people's views and get lots of criticism.Without wasting any further time,i will go straight to the point.
My sister was popping the floor this morning and just looked at me and said 'in fact all this schooling sef is just to make money' I objected immediately and said it all depends on the person's choice....some do it for the money and... some to get explored and some cos what lies in the end(For their passion to ß fulfilled).Still on the matter,she was on a wider view saying in short all we do in this life is to make money.She also said 'okay take a look at the artiste,the footballers and the likes' and I said they make much money doesn't mean ALL are after all that cos of the money,some could be for the love they have for it and without knowing,they make a 'blow' someday and also,that I think is an African mentality.The argument continued and I had no option but to bring my situation into it.
I said...'Look! As a student of Agriculture, You know I have been aspiring to study medicine and even in that field..surgery,still at that......Neurosurgery why do you think I have been on the chase for that course even as at present when I know/have heard the plans of the Federal government in the agricultural sector?' Again I said even if medical practitioners make enough money as you claim...the question is do they still have time to spend the so called 'enough money'? (Speaking of our eldest brother a doctor... who had to remain in his working place one certain E-xmas period where the whole family was gathered...more like a re-union) all these where just to prove that some people are after their hearts and passion and not really the money.Saying most people I may agree to some extent but 'ALL'.....NO! And excluding myself doesn't make it 'all'.
Now to you nairalanders...what's your take on this issue. Thanks in advance
PoliticsRe: Funny:Ghanaians Don Suffered,see What Nigerians Are Saying About Them On Twitter by markfish10(m): 8:13am On Aug 11, 2015
Op why are you Lalasticlalaing and ishiloving....#the end part of your post
Car TalkRe: SUV Falls From Bridge In Abuja (Photo) by markfish10(m): 4:03pm On Aug 10, 2015
SUV? Looks more like Toyota Highlander
EducationRe: 12 Important Ways To make The Best Out Of Your Undergraduate Days by markfish10(m): 2:05pm On Aug 09, 2015
poster i appreciate ur efforts
PoliticsRe: Photos: 23 Year Old Benue State First Female Nigerian Pilot by markfish10(m): 11:57am On Aug 07, 2015
She try
EducationRe: #secschoolinnigeria Now Trending On Twitter. Come In To See Funny Pics by markfish10(m): 1:01pm On Aug 06, 2015
PrinceAdepoju:
#secschoolinNigeria:


When they call PTA and you forget to tell your parents. huh

When you were given assignment and you forget it on the table at the sitting room, and your teacher says, where is My assignment?

When you forgot you were given assignment and you forget to do it: "O boy! Abeg make I copy your note!"cheesy

When Principal says shut up, and you were still talkinggrin

When you want to collect your result, and you see your body shaking!

When you repeat a class and your crush becomes the head girlgringringrin
hmm no ß chidi and Akpos fault ooo.even teacher fail am.'You have a bag... [s][havn't /s]don't you?
SportsRe: Ahmed Musa's Wife Gives Birth To Their 2nd Child by markfish10(m):
K
SportsRe: Ahmed Musa's Wife Gives Birth To Their 2nd Child by markfish10(m): 11:53pm On Aug 05, 2015
MRpii:
I pray she go know how to play like his father
abeg see combination of pronouns
CelebritiesRe: DonJazzy Compares Korede Bello's Hair With Brush On Instagram by markfish10(m): 11:50pm On Aug 05, 2015
ellahzy:
I love Jazzy..
see this girl....na person wey go father you you dey love
PoliticsRe: Why I Wasn’t Moved By Orubebe’s Outburst – Jega by markfish10(m): 3:28pm On Aug 04, 2015
Topic Clearly says "Why I wasn't moved by Orubebe's outburst" and all am reading is "the need to forgive and forget his action"
WebmastersRe: Mark Zuckerberg The Owner Of FACEBOOK Shared This Romantic & Motivating Words! by markfish10(m): 9:26pm On Jul 31, 2015
Eeser:
Mark
yes...
TV/MoviesRe: What Sites Can You Download Series For Free? by markfish10(m): 10:14pm On Jul 30, 2015
Evening all...have been going through all the sites dropped on this session.Most are nice I must confess but am out for 'Royal Pains' on my  curve 4(9360) any site I can download with very good quality video for the kind of my device?
HealthWhy Laughter Is The Best Medicine(picture) by markfish10(op): 9:15am On Jul 29, 2015
Credit goes to meddybear.net

Jokes EtcHow To Lose Weight Using Iphone 6(picture) by markfish10(op): 9:06am On Jul 29, 2015
Credit goes to meddybear.net

RomanceRe: Ladies/Guys: Checkout These Images Under A Microscope. by markfish10(m): 8:43pm On Jul 26, 2015
Something like this?

SportsWorld Cup 2018: The Qualifying Draw In Full by markfish10(op):
World champion Germany was among the nations participating in the qualifying draw for the 2018 competition in Russia.
With qualifying in Asia already underway, nations from the remaining five confederations learned their route to Russia 2018 on Saturday as the World Cup qualifying draw was completed in St Petersburg.

World Cup 2018 qualifying draw in full:

UEFA (Final group stage)

Group A: Netherlands, France, Sweden, Bulgaria, Belarus, Luxembourg
Group B: Portugal, Switzerland, Hungary, Faroe Islands, Latvia, Andorra
Group C: Germany, Czech Republic, Northern Ireland, Norway, Azerbaijan, San Marino
Group D: Wales, Austria, Serbia, Republic of Ireland, Moldova, Georgia
Group E: Romania, Denmark, Poland, Montenegro, Armenia, Kazakhstan
Group F: England, Slovakia, Scotland, Slovenia, Lithuania, Malta
Group G: Spain, Italy, Albania, Israel, Macedonia, Liechtenstein
Group H: Belgium, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Greece, Estonia, Cyprus
Group I: Croatia, Iceland, Ukraine, Turkey, Finland

CONMEBOL (Final group stage)

Colombia, Chile, Paraguay, Argentina, Brazil, Ecuador, Venezuela, Bolivia, Peru, Uruguay.

The 10 CONMEBOL nations were drawn to determine the order of fixtures in South America's qualifying section. All sides face each other in a round-robin format.

CONCACAF (Fourth of five stages)

A: Honduras, Mexico, Curacao/El Salvador, Canada/Belize
B: Panama, Costa Rica, Granada/Haiti, Jamaica/Nicaragua
C: Trinidad and Tobago, USA, St Vincent and the Grenadines/Aruba, Antigua and Barbuda/Guatemala

OFC (Second of four stages)

Group A: Tahiti, New Caledonia, [Winner of round one from American Samoa, Cook Islands, Samoa, Tonga], Papua New Guinea, 
Group B: New Zealand, Solomon Islands, Fiji, Vanuatu

CAF (Second of three stages)

Somalia or Niger vs Cameroon, South Sudan or Mauritania vs Tunisia, Gambia or Namibia vs Guinea, Sao Tome e Principe or Ethiopia vs Congo, Chad or Sierra Leone vs Egypt, Comoros or Lesotho vs Ghana, Djibouti or Swaziland vs Nigeria, Eritrea or Botswana vs Mali, Seychelles or Burundi vs Congo DR, Liberia or Guinea-Bissau vs Ivory Coast, Central African Republic or Madagascar vs Senegal, Mauritius or Kenya vs Cape Verde Islands, Tanzania or Malawi vs Algeria, Sudan vs Zambia, Libya vs Rwanda, Morocco vs Equatorial Guinea, Mozambique vs Gabon, Benin vs Burkina Faso, Togo vs Uganda, Angola vs South Africa

Intercontinental playoffs

CONCACAF v AFC
OFC v CONMEBOL

Sourced from goal.com
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Obama And His Half-sister Auma In The 80s And Today by markfish10(op): 9:15am On Jul 25, 2015
teepsee:
Please oo. This Obama post is getting too much, is he the former president of Nigeria or what? Please


Please get something doing @ op
that's why it isn't called Nairaland blog.....rather Nairaland forum
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Obama And His Half-sister Auma In The 80s And Today by markfish10(op): 8:32am On Jul 25, 2015
coolestrogue:
This nonsense can never make the front page
isn't the ideal purpose of uploading
PoliticsPhotos Of Obama And His Half-sister Auma In The 80s And Today by markfish10(op): 8:25am On Jul 25, 2015
President Obama with his half-sister Auma Obama pictured left in the eighties and right today as she went to welcome him at the airport.

Jokes EtcAn Epic Response To A 'hungry' Guy's Request (photo) by markfish10(op): 11:56pm On Jul 24, 2015
Forget all that,this guy is my number 1 one dude .He is more than a friend.Most times we get crazy and that's what makes our friendship so interesting and fun....when I saw this pic as his profile pic on whatsapp,I decided to drop those lines just to sound 'silly'. There are the photo and the screen shot of the response respectively

EducationRe: Can You Solve These Questions? (pics) by markfish10(m): 11:14pm On Jul 24, 2015
kenedy175:
1. Name

2. It can't be added. All the possible numbers are odd and the sum (30) is even. The sum of 3 numbers is always odd
2+2+2=6....is 6 an odd number?
EducationRe: Why You Must Always Have A Pen As A Student by markfish10(m): 10:43pm On Jul 24, 2015
EducationRe: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by markfish10(m): 2:02pm On Jul 22, 2015
Oooo when I posted this https://www.nairaland.com/2469323/read-jambs-new-policy-admissions earlier,you guys thought I was joking right?
CelebritiesRe: I Dont Know Why D'banj Won An Award At The Mamas - Basketmouth by markfish10(m): 1:40pm On Jul 22, 2015
alaoeri:
Dbanj's award is not related to music but evolution over the years, the category of the award was introduced this year.

This award is not about who sabi sing pass but who have gone beyond Africa's shore more.
Guess basketmouth is cracking a joke or dude is pained.
you are right in a way...I thinks ϑ'banj is the first African to future a foreign artiste ..... endowed with Snoop ϑogg(Lion)
Christianity EtcRe: 23-year-old Muslim Raises Money To Rebuild Churches by markfish10(op): 10:32am On Jul 22, 2015
cheekilicious:
Good for him.
na chick ooo smiley
Christianity Etc23-year-old Muslim Raises Money To Rebuild Churches by markfish10(op):
Wanted posting on religion section but was telling me congestion bla bla bla...anyway,mods you can help move it.

Following the burning of 8 black Churches, Faatimah Knight –a Muslim student of the Chicago Theological Seminary– has started a movement aimed at rebuilding the churches.
The tragedies occurred in Georgia, Florida, Tennessee and Carolina; within a 10-day period, leading to a state of uncertainty and immeasurable loss.To this effect, 23-year-old Faatimah Knight launched Respond With Love – a campaign set at raising money with which to replace the churches destroyed.

“We must always keep in mind that the Muslim community and the Black community are not different communities,” she said.

Speaking to NBC News, Knight explained the need to show empathy even as a Muslim in this critical case as it affects the churches.

“We wanted to show that as a Muslim community, their pain did not go unnoticed by us—that we did, if fact, feel deeply for their loss… The Muslim community and the Black community are connected in integral ways, one cannot tell the story of one in America without telling the story of the other. We hope that these churches might stand tall again as a testament to the power of human goodness over human vileness and to one day be a place where God’s name is oft-remembered,” she said.

It’s been a laudable move seeing Knight team up with Ummah Wide, the Muslim Anti-Racism Collaborative and the Arab American Association of New York to gather around $81, 745 in only about 12 days.

Sourced from naij.com
EducationRead Jamb’s New Policy On Admissions Into Institutions by markfish10(op): 10:08am On Jul 22, 2015
The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) at its 2015 Combined Policy Meeting, held on July 14, 2015 in Abuja, announced the adoption of a policy whereby candidates of universities with surplus applicants for the Unified Matriculation Examinations (UTME) are reassigned to other universities with lower number of candidates than their capacities.



According to the Registrar/CEO of JAMB, Professor Dibu Ojerinde, the policy has two benefits:

It will be beneficial to “needy Universities” that is universities with lower number of candidates than their capacities, as this will ensure that these universities will have more candidates to admit.
Candidates will have better chances for admission in the universities they are re-assigned to, contrary to situations where they would await admission in the universities of their first choices until the admission exercise closes and they forfeit admission in that session.
This policy has been implemented with immediate effect. Consequently, the eligibility for Post-UTME screening in the University of Lagos like other universities in Nigeria has been determined by JAMB.

Sourced from ngscholars.com

1 2 3 4 (of 4 pages)