₦airaland Forum

Caaz:
You ate it this morning
The seller sold 1 at the rate of #100 I had to apply my Hausa Lingua jara dey cry .


In my teenage years...I usually use garri to excort it down my stomach.

You left the 'rods' you were search for and started eating donkwa?

Can donkwa give you the same satisfaction as rods which can easily go down the hole?

Caaz:
We were at a certain market this morning to get some rods.


I saw this little Hausa girl hawking this snacks .

I told my husband to get some for me.... immediately it entered my mouth it brought back fond memories of when I was a teen.

My brother practically dragged some with me,he won't allow me munch my snack in peace

You went to get 'rods'?

What do you want to do with the rods?

dallasi:
Most Yoruba socialites are into drugs. Thats why there are into owambe etc

I'm very sure that your brain is paining you

Bankowner:
Cocaine worth billions of naira. And they're just catching him. An agreement or deal certainly went south somewhere down the chain. If you know, you know.

Wether an agreement went south or the agreement went north, the main thing be say them don catch am

Smartguyboy:
The answer is simple because white supremacists countries don’t want people from 3rd world countries anymore especially blacks. They only want your hard earned money with their useless education

So you expect them to keep quiet until immigrants overrun their country

femi4:
For where..after collecting humongous school fees from us

We goeth not

They did not force you to come to their country

Racoon:
Britain is also doing the same. So, why are they bent on fleecing immigrants before putting them in economic bondage?

Why Canada? After all these strenuous effort people put to JAPA? Then these white supremacists will just come wawa the parade for you. What the hell mean.

It's not their fault if Africans are too daft to fix their own countries

franchasng:
Lolz

But how come their father didnt have enough security even as a wealthy king he is?

He usually goes with security details but on that day he went alone because he was going for prayers

Drfernandez:
It seems like the older you get the more bitter you become. You weren't bitter like this about 17-20 years ago. What happened to you? Talk to big daddy, if it's something money can solve, big daddy will solve it for you in any currency and any reasonable amount.

You are the one who actually sounds bitter and is living in denial

Drfernandez:
Come on, get off my mentions. Bitter soul.

Bitter soul because he said a truth you don't want to hear?

Macnnoli4:
It can only be Fulani kidnappers that will demand such outrageous sum since they think money grows on trees or something. I mean even if they had the money, will they be allowed to withdraw 700 million cash from bank when they are not politicians?

Abeg make una stop all these nonsense.

All the kidnappings going on in the South East are perpetrated by people who are Igbos just like you and I.

We Igbos need to stop this nonsense blame game and accept responsibility for the confusion our fellow tribesmen are causing for us!

emoneyrano:
She is worsening things

A poor man can't owe banks even 1B

Her brandishing the brothers credit worthiness online is not a good idea

Her brother does not have any credit worthiness.

The 40 billion debt is owed by their family business which was set up by their father.

You people should learn to read and understand before you comment!

EggonBoy:
Tinubu is painting every existing structure in the name of remodeling.
From...
International conference centre
Abuja city gate
Now Murtala Muhammed international airport.

Go and initiate your project and stop painting other people legacy in the name of renovation ✍🏻🙄

So you call this major overhaul a mere "repainting of existing structure"?

It is clear that your brain is paining you

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EmekaBlue:
Nothing like remodeling there .. Just renovations. The structure is still the same.

No african airport can beat Addis-abbaba airport in Ethiopia so far, you can loss inside that airport, so large

No be by size, na by the facilities wey dey inside!

Are they saying that Anthony Joshua is not good enough to feature on this flyer?

OSPRO:
From head to toe, Nigeria is finished.

Go and open you own zoo and charge 500 Naira let me see how you will maintain it?

bigiyaro:
How can a whole government and all its arms be seriel scammers? Haba!!!

Did they tell you anywhere that the zoo is owned by the government?

psalmsjob:
Make una stop this generalisation, because if you no dey chop belleful no mean say everybody no dey chop belleful. I know say hunger can do many things to the mind of a lazy youth so tey him go dey believe say one Peter Obi wey get 3rd class lower for ordinary philosophy courese and performed woefully as governor of Anambra go somehow give you shishi to chop akpu and ogono soup but once a dull man always a dull man. After all Peter Obi economic plan is to save government money in his bank account to get i terest for himself, how that one go feed una even doctors and nurse were on strike for 13 months while the state money dey bank he no pay them shishi till dey by themselves call off the strike to save dying patients.

Abeg carry your frustration go front I know say na hunger dey worry you!

Imalwayshorny:
why don’t we do video call to confirm I’m real

Nigerian men with trust issues

Drop your WhatsApp number

Sonofgod1990:
I remembered when Jude wanted to defraud me about a million dollar

You think you're catching cruise until you land inside police cell

Yemmysworld91:
Actually where the event will hold is truthfully Effrun in Uvwie and not warri. But that society needs cleansing.
The three tribes need to talk to themselves and not leave unnecessary crises for the next generation

Na so so fight Everytime, I no understand those people very cantankerous lot

Imalwayshorny:
Zambia 🇿🇲 is better than Nigeria 🇳🇬

No bandit or ethnic tension here

Stop deceiving yourself, you're not fooling anyone here!

Imalwayshorny:
send me mail through nairaland I’ll send you my WhatsApp number then we’ll do video call on WhatsApp to confirm I’m real

We already know you're an impostor

Una never chop belleful una dey fight

No be you be the first person wey dem go fark him girlfriend and you certainly will not be the last

These people should just do and have a 3some so that this matter can rest

One week, one trouble.

Na which kind marriage be dis sef?!

Okechinwadike:
There is tiny zip un the sucrutum

Do the ladies in your tribe have sucrutums?

BATified2023:
brain54...I sight u n your alternate moniker

Well-done

Don't even try to argue cos I get better evidence, I don dey observe u since

Weldone brother man

How did you know this is his alternate moniker?

givedemwotowoto:
Topics like this shouldn't grace FP

It's on front page, wachu gonna do abourrit?