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THE JOB INTERVIEW
It was a cold morning, i woke up from sleep feeling the bite of the cold, said the shortest of prayers, took a hot bath and brushed my teeth with such a high intensity that i never knew existed in me. I quickly rushed my breakfast of soaked garri with salt (wetin man go do nah, poverty nah bastard) and put on my black suit that has stood the test of time with my trekker’s sandals. I needed to reach my destination by 9 am, so I dashed out of the house by 7 am and set out on a two hour long journey with my Leggedz Benz(money no dey for transport). I was inspired by the fact that if my fellow human being can trek from the south to the north for President Buhari then a two hour trekking should be a piece of cake. Thanks to my ever reliable trekker’s sandals, I was able to reach my destination on time.

I quickly removed my sandals and put on my shoes. On entering the company, I was so shocked at the multitude of people I saw vying for the same job position with me that I was almost discouraged. We were given numbers for the interview, mine was No.127. I was still wondering how the interviewers will be able to screen all of us when we were all told to go in a hall and wait. 30 minutes passed and not even one job applicant was called for an interview yet. In the course of waiting, some of the applicants lost their patience and started complaining among themselves and even cursed the company, some were just isolated on their own not wanting to talk with anybody. I got bored and decided to start a meaningful conversation with some of the guys and ladies around me. In the course of the conversation we argued with each other and shared our opinion on a subject matter relating to the job at hand.

One hour later, a lady opened the hall and told us that the first stage of the test was over. We gave her the look of someone that is crazy. She smiled, introduced herself properly and explained to us that there were hidden cameras all over the hall. OMG! They have been watching us the whole time. She then told us that the criteria to pass the first stage was possessing the qualities of patience, tolerance, teamwork and good communication skills. There was a large murmur in the crowd coming especially from people who had complained or insulted the company and those who isolated themselves. Only 15 applicants out of the multitude were able to scale the first stage and Yours truly was among the lucky ones.

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darenelika:
i am with the both of you, wassup?

i am good man

who she help nah ?

Another worthless post on Nairaland.

I missed those days when Nairaland was Nairaland but since Oga Seun appointed a new executive, everything changed...

Mods... Continue what you are doing

anyone travelling from owerri going to jigawa stream 2?

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JollyHills:
Posted to yobe bt de said we camp in jigawa... am in stream 2.... any orda persin wit me?

i am with you. i was also posted to yobe but to be camped in jigawa. stream 2

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promzy020:
martins pls drop ur number

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@jaydee. are u in jigawa stream 2 too ?

Who is travelling from the east to jigawa ?

i am travelling from owerri

i was posted to yobe but i will camp in jigawa. one gal in batch A that was posted to Yobe told me that they gave them automatic redeployment after camp

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tdayof:
then why did you open the thread?

So your problem now is clicking on that website source to appreciate the information better?

anyway, i dont want to do copy and paste, if u dont like it, pls go to another thread. am nt begging for clicks

Players from the English Premier League dominates this list, no wonder the English Premiership is the fastest league in the world.

SOURCE: http://martinezefra..com/2015/07/the-fastest-footballers-in-world-2015.html

phabuloz:
That's ur view anyways cos. Ur missing out a lot of cool cities

like ?

oluwadanie1:
Where are they??

click on the source. i cant copy and paste the pix here

These are a list of the most beautiful cities in the world

source: http://martinezefra..com/2015/07/top-ten-most-beatiful-citiies-in-world.html

This are the list of the top 10 African football players according to Forbes.

1. Samuel Eto'o - Net worth: $90million
Eto'o with 4 African player of the year trophies to his name tops the chart. He was once the highest paid player in the world during a short stint at Anzhi Makhachkala where he earned $25 million a year.

2. Didier Drogba- Net worth: $70 million
At the age of 26, the Chelsea legend signed a deal worth $170,000 a week with Chelsea fc. He went ahead to sign even more lucrative contracts with Shanghai Shenhua and Galatasaray . He also have a lot of lucrative sponsorship deals.


3. Yaya Toure- Net worth: $65 million
He has won the African footballer of the year three consecutive times since 2011. He helped Barcelona to win the champions league in 2009 and is a very key member of Manchester city club where he currently plies his trade.

4. Emmanuel Adebayo- Net worth: $27 million
The Togo's all time scorer has benefited from lucrative contracts. At Manchester city, he reportedly earned $268,000 a week. He is well known for his charity work.


5. Michael Essien- Net worth: $25 million
He was Africa's most expensive player after his big money move from Lyon to Chelsea. He is one of African's best midfielder in the round leather game.


6. Kolo Toure- Net worth: $18 million
The younger brother to Yaya Toure, Kolo Toure have played for the big clubs in England. He has a lucrative sponsorship deal with Adidas.


7. John Obi Mikel- Net Worth: $15 million
Mikel was at the center of the controversy in 2005 between Chelsea and Manchester united during a protracted transfer saga. He currently earns $5 million a year.


8. Frederic Kanoute- Net worth: $12 million
He won the African player of the year in 2007. The legendary Malian striker currently plays for Beijing Guoan.


9. Seydou Keita- Net worth: $10 million
The Malian midfielder plays for Valencia. He reportedly earned a staggering amount in the Chinese super league.

10. Christopher Samba- Net worth: $8 million
The Congolese defender earned $160,000 a week during his time at Anzhi Makhachkala. He is currently at Dynamo Moscow.

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It is one of the extremely efficient and user-friendly platforms for research and working over internet. It supports various features like anti-freezing, multi-processing, flash filter and fast downloading speed. There is no fear of Hardware or malware program in it. It is also compatible with windows operating system. While considering the speed, it is placed at 10 positions in the fastest web browsers
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Sachet water popularly referred to as 'pure water' in Nigeria might seem to be the cheapest and safest alternative to consuming borehole water in times of emergency but the following will discourage you from buying it.

1. We are not really sure of the expiry date of the sachet water we are buying because it was not stated on it. You only see "two months after production" with no production date. Hence consumption is not safe.

2. The packaging of this sachet water is made of non-biodegradable synthetic polyethylene (polythene), which does not decay, decompose or corrode, and which when burnt, produces oxides of carbon, nitrogen and sulphur which can harm man and the environment.

3. It causes land and air pollution .

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The University of Port Harcourt Post Ume registration will soon be out.

If you are not living in Port Harcourt and you want to register for the post ume, you can contact me on 07060504080 so that we will process it for you.

For those living in Port Harcourt, you can come and register at Pritazo Extension, Aluu, Uniport.



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ok. this will be much fun. i want to participate. i am a student of uniport. am i allowed ?