Islie:



https://punchng.com/just-in-rivers-assembly-threatens-fubara-with-impeachment/?amp

Nigerian politics is nonsense and that's why we keep going backwards, impeach a Governor because his group allegedly attacked a former governor who has seen himself as a mini God in Rivers state what arrant nonsense

Dayvidoo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JIeYqLcACQ?si=XTM4F1WK4EkY1uly

Fast-rising international star Rema made a visit to his hometown in Benin City for the first time in six years.

The Mavin prodigy who broke into the scene in 2019 with his hit song Dumebi hasn't been home until now.

A video of him, Shallipopi and other accomplice arriving Benin city as made its way to the internet. In the video israel Dmw could also be spotted with them as they all storm Benin city and was given a warm welcome.

Source: Mazitundeednut @IG

Wetin rema dey sing self , over rated

duro4chang:
Dear Ex Classmates!

Some of us didn't further education after secondary school.
Some of us furthered to University.
Some of us got married, yes, some of us are not married.
Some of us are still strüggling with life.
Some of us are settled.
Some of us are still finding it dïfficult to eat two meals in a day.
Some of us have traveled abroad.
Some of us went back to the village.
Some of us have seen hëll and still facing hëll.
Some are also deàd. Don't forget, and some of us, the last time we sat in a class room was the last day we wrote or secondary school last exam paper.

In short, life is not good to everyone.
Whenever you call or run into your old classmate, please, let them or the conversation be simple.
That we are still alive, it's the thing to celebrate.
Stop making others feel lèss of a value because you're married, engaged or have multiple degrees.
Life is full of ups and downs. Life can turn around.
You can stretch your hand and be a blessing to your fellow classmates, instead of möcking them simply because you're in a better position.
Life is not prèdictable, be humble.❤️🍷

ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕖: ℝ𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕖 𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕓𝕪 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤

If you are in a better position to help your class mate please do , all fingers are not equal, in all being alive is the greatest, don't brag about your position try and help your classmates if you are better than them

FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

Nawa you , you shiiit finish come dey post am for nairaland

naptu2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2magXCdfMHc?si=5_40-ZCghQPkLK2K



https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/03/25/entertainment/sean-combs-home-search


Previous threads:

Puff Daddy Accused Of Sexual Assault By Rodney Jones aka Lil Rod
https://www.nairaland.com/8015483/puff-daddy-accused-sexual-assault

Sean ‘diddy’ Combs Sued For Rape, Sex Trafficking By Ex-girlfriend Cassie
https://www.nairaland.com/7913353/sean-diddy-combs-sued-rape

Cassie Settles Lawsuit Accusing Diddy Of Rape And Abuse
https://www.nairaland.com/7915342/cassie-settles-lawsuit-accusing-diddy


Photo 1) Members of law enforcement are seen outside of Sean "Diddy" Combs' home in Los Angeles on Monday.

Photo 2) Law enforcement rides a vehicle near a property belonging to Sean "Diddy" Combs on Monday in Los Angeles.

Diddy has committed more crimes than r Kelly I think it's the law of karma at work , the 2pac case still handing on his neck , the gayism allegation and now sex trafficking, he should go in for it why is he running

Af0nja2:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/03/veteran-nollywood-actor-amaechi-muonagor-dies-at-62/

This Nollywood legend death dey pain me too much, people didn't help him , I mean he spent months in a local hospital in nnewi begging for funds to get to India to get better treatment is even showing to know that the popular gyration master tony one week is his cousin, tony is equally a politician and an entertainment guru in movies production and music I wonder why the man amechi muonagor couldn't be flown abroad for good treatment matters like this is not what local hospital in nnewi can handle, all the money anambra big men has none could fly him to India, I feel bad because he didn't get the support needed, this is an Anambra icon oo , it's terrible

Neddstark:


People have worse diet and still hit 90. People have better diets but don't cross 30. Grace is important.

Yeah it's true but prevention is still better than cure which most times one might not really get the cure on time leading to death, kidney disease is very fatal and has been traced with eating habits and lifestyle, drinking, smoking etc but then grace is important too and differs

post=129090285:


We Are Always Available To Publish News ooo

Take time naija cup

Wainey:
I don't think anyone brought those two to limelight.
If anyone did, then it is definitely Sam loco

You are wrong, most aki and paw movies featured amechi muonagor as their fada infact you don't watch Nigerian movie, the movie aki and paw paw which is where their nick names came from had amechi muonagor as their father , sam Lolo acted their father but the famous name aki and paw came from the movie this legend amechi muonagor featured them

chariisGRACE:


No, what they need is orientation, teaching them to eat and drink wisely, and ditching that YOLO mindset which I believe prompts one not to save for rainy days like this.

If truly he is dead, may his soul find peace.

It is better that he is dead or dies instead of that organ transplant that they're planning to do.

These guys eat anyhow. You'd see them down lots of sugar, alcohol in movies. Who knows how much they take behind the scenes?

They don't need God, they need a mental recalibration.

If proper kidney transplant was done on time he could have survived it , it's sad he didn't get adequate financial support to travel to India and also eating habits is poor in Nigeria it's not just celebrity thing alone, we eat junks here it's killing us

Af0nja2:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/03/veteran-nollywood-actor-amaechi-muonagor-dies-at-62/

Same age with ibu, I must say this I don't like the way amechi muonagor health was handled unlike ibu who got the best support with millions of naira but was frustrated by bad family members but amechi muonagor got little, an Anambra man for that matter not just Anambra man a legend for that , infact two days before he died he was discharged from the hospital at nnewi because he couldn't meet up with medical bills what a big shame to Anambra billionaires what is happening infact he died in his house we saw a video of him begging for money , it's been long he was sick in that hospital in nnewi so all these billionaires in Anambra and round Igbo land could not fly him abroad to get proper treatment it's a shame to them

HonNL:


SOURCE

Since Friday night it's no longer news na

nlfpmod:


https://fij.ng/article/alert-xpressverify-a-private-website-has-access-to-details-of-registered-nigerians-and-is-making-money-off-it/



https://fij.ng/article/after-fijs-story-namecheap-suspends-private-website-selling-nigerians-nin-other-data/

Imagine something that is supposed to be private information now in public domain it's a violation of one's privacy how do I go about sueing federal government this is a breach of information and infringement on one's privacy, I need legal backing here

nonny1212:
Seems like mtn network is back. Im currently posting this with it.

It's a shame airtel or 9mobile couldn't step up their game during MTN outage. Glo tried.

Is your own MTN browsing?

I posted here since morning that I have been using my mtn since yesterday evening till now , it improve today very well

trendsgirl:
Internet outage to last for weeks, as Glo 1 remains unaffected


https://societynow.ng/why-glo-is-unaffected-as-mainone-confirms-internet-outage-will-last-3-weeks/

Stop writing rubbish it started on Thursday, just some few days and today my mtn is working perfectly well ,I have GLO yesterday night it started that their slow network infact service off like three times na MTN I go back to till now , the truth is GLO can't be compared to MTN no matter what , MTN still remains the king of internet speed

Kukutenla:




Birds of a feather

Stop watching porn

Bad English go back to school

Jughead29:


You are deranged

No mind am

Kukutenla:

Stop watching porn

Which porn be realistic mtn data doesn't last that's the truth, I know how much data I burn every month on mtn

AnonPoet:

 

Reno is a hypocrite why didn't he mention 9 mobile that is a pathetic Nigerian telcom network, even the GLO he is praising can't even match Airtel in internet speed not to talk of mtn that has the fastest speed, GLO is even number 3 , Glo has refused to improve on their internet speed it's not even reliable just managing it, try download with GLO you will understand my opinion

Pascal9:
Im suspecting Glo, why other cables and Glo cables were not touched, i hope it's not what im thinking, nobody can force me to use an unreliable network, im with MTN or Airtel,any other network na banza

Glo no get that kind gut na to challenge mtn or Airtel, glo is going sha I guess that are not using that sea cable

OLAADEGBU:


Internet Outages Experienced In Nigeria, West Africa Over Damage Of Three Undersea Cables.

Funny enough GLO seem not to be affected, because I had to subscribe to GLO that yesterday to browse internet infact am still using GLO to write this , mtn is damn annoying slow that yesterday even now, I wonder why they will fix it

mezynaija:
The body of renowned Nigerian actor, Charles Okafor, popularly known as Mr. Ibu, was on Tuesday morning welcomed with solemnity in Enugu State.

The body had arrived the coal city, Enough, from Lagos State accompanied by members of his grieving family, including his second, son.

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkaxgfwTGAQ

What nonsense write up is this op , do you even read what you posted, which one is Charles okafor ? Ibu is John okafor.

politicoNG:


The Cable index

Who put out this nonsense list a plate of food here is 1000 to 1500

creativeworld:
Nigerians Slams Wigwe's daughter for not standing to greet VP Shettima at her parents' funeral


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsoqQyKrCaE?si=HNpHsi99M2Qr_7Xu

A moral police on social media has called out Herbert Wigwe's oldest daughter for not standing to greet the Vice President of Nigeria, Kashim Shettima.

The user shared a photo of Tochi Wigwe sitting while accepting a handshake from Shettima during one of the events organised to mourn Herbert Wigwe, his wife Chizoba Wigwe, and their son Chizzy Wigwe who died in a helicopter crash. He then shared photos of former VP Yemi Osinbajo and businessman Aliko Dangote standing to shake hands with Shettima.

He wrote: “Same Man, different regard. Whoever that girl is,she lacks proper home training. You don't shake a person old enough to be your father while seating down.”

A couple of other social media users from the North also berated the grieving daughter.

However, many defended her.

If only she can be wise to manage her father's wealth she is made forever but I doubt if that wealth is pure, mehn three family members dying on same day is a taboo in Igbo culture and family that these type of bad Omen happens to usually visit a good sooth sayer native doctor to know why this calamity happened and how to appease the God's

Calitoscassius:
Don't mind that one he is hallucinating.

I see

skj1377:


It's a kind of Ritual. The idea is money will be given to you but a chicken will be set free surrounded with pieces of corn. Each corn the chicken eats stands for 1yr extra of your life. I also think the powers can take extra members of your family when it's time to pay up depending on what you wanted

Does that really exist, I mean money ritual like you explained?

Dozzywest:

How do you come from the dust? Abi your momma put dust for her tot0 come born you?

nairalanders I no wan laugh

Nwachacho:
I intend getting a new phone and my budget is 120k. Please I need advise on the best option to go for with regards to my budget.

Itel p55

nlfpmod:
Birthday: Pete Edochie Turns 77 Today!

Veteran actor, Pete Edochie shared new photos on Instagram to celebrate his 77th birthday.

He captioned the pics:



https://www.instagram.com/p/C4MP0GdN3pr/

Happy birthday ogadagidi 1 of nteje more gracious years coming everything about this man is amazing

InfoGuru118:
Minister of Works, Senator David Umahi says residents of Southeast will not join their counterparts in other regions to protest against the high cost of living in Nigeria.




https://platinumtimes.ng/hardship-tinubu-has-given-solution-to-our-challenges-no-need-for-protest-in-southeast-umahi/

Very stupid senseless statement, if there is nationwide protests south east will join although we are not crying like the other regions we warn them nobody listen

Man102:
Over 91 million bank accounts at risk of deactivation as CBN’s BVN/NIN deadline expires




Source : https://politicsnigeria.com/over-91-million-bank-accounts-at-risk-of-deactivation-as-cbns-bvn-nin-deadline-expires/

This is unnecessary stress, but I want to thank the banks for saving Nigerians the stress , Uba opened their portal you can submit your NIN there by simple instructions on their website, fidelity bank is very easy if you follow them on Facebook chat them up with your NIN,opay very easy open the app they will ask you to put ur NIN, Nigerian government can't stress us more at these hardship, kudos to the banks both opay , kuda , Uba, fidelity etc they reduced the stress except you don't have an internet connected Mobile smartphone

coputa:

1. The less you share, the less people will be in your personal life.

2. You'll slowly stop caring about people's opinion on you.

3. You won't have to seek validation to do what feels right for you.

4. If everyone is your friend, you've a problem. You can't trust anyone with personal information.

5. You'll attract peace into your life. You'll experience less drama, toxic energy and more time alone.

6. The real flex is being private, staying low-key and telling no one about your life.

7. It'll be 10x easier to walk some paths alone to achieve your personal goals.

8. Privacy teaches you independence and how to connect with people on a deeper level.

9. Everyone leaves. You'll learn how to be alone and not feel lonely.

10. When you build in silence, people won't know what to attack.

11. People will want to know more about you when you talk less about yourself.

12. People don't care so much about you. They only care on what you can offer.

Very interesting piece, safe guard yourself jealously and meticulously, everything you do in this life should be known to you and only you , some people in this life will go extra length to stop that dream or plan of yours the moment you share it , the great Oriental Brothers International Band sang in one of there epic life teaching lesson song onyeoma madu n' eji egbuya meaning na who know man dey kill am or in simple English the enemy is your friend, a stranger who doesn't know you can't do you anything it's always does your friends you share your secret with , guide your life jealously, I don talk my own, people don't like people, people hate for no reason, kill for no reason , envy everywhere.