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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Whatsapp Group by maskey001(m): 4:33pm On Dec 19, 2017 |
WHO is more stupid?
i choose No12 ....
1. The Ibadan man who removed his shoes to
enter a taxi.
2. The Ondo man who went to the bank with a
spanner to open a bank account.
3. The Egba man who went to bed with a ruler
just to know how long he slept.
4. The Oshogbo man who watched the news and
waved at the newscaster.
5. The Ijebu nurse who woke up a sleeping
patient simply because she forgot to give him
sleeping pills.
6. The Ilesha man who lowered his TV volume
because he wanted to read a text message.
7. The Owerri man who polished his shoes to
take a passport photo.
10. The Onitsha man who climbed a mango tree
to check if the mango was ripe enough then
came down and started stoning it.
11. The Hausa man who chose to drink Fanta
because he thought sprite was unripe.
12. The northern man who saw something that
looked like shit, touched and tasted and said
"Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match
am.
13. The Kanuri man who put his radio inside the
refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool
FM.
I am waiting for your answer? |
Romance / Re: Prostitute And Mourner Have Sex At A Burial In Anambra, Almost Lynched by maskey001(m): 8:54am On Dec 18, 2017 |
baba this news be like story, you even forget to ask moral lessons learned from it. hhhh |
Politics / Re: PDP Presidential Ticket : Atiku Can’t Stop Us – Lamido, Shekarau, Makarfi Vow by maskey001(m): 8:49am On Dec 18, 2017 |
those guys are very educative, thats the kind of games they love playing. meh dem go wit dea wahala. |
Sports / Re: Things That Can Only Happen In La Liga, But Not in EPL by maskey001(m): 8:40am On Dec 18, 2017 |
guardiola is better than mourinho, guardiola teaches how to attack football while mourinho teaches how to defend football. |
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