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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Whatsapp Group by maskey001(m): 4:33pm On Dec 19, 2017
WHO is more stupid? i choose No12 .... 1. The Ibadan man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi. 2. The Ondo man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account. 3. The Egba man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept. 4. The Oshogbo man who watched the news and waved at the newscaster. 5. The Ijebu nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills. 6. The Ilesha man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message. 7. The Owerri man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo. 10. The Onitsha man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it. 11. The Hausa man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe. 12. The northern man who saw something that looked like shit, touched and tasted and said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am. 13. The Kanuri man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM. I am waiting for your answer?
Romance / Re: Prostitute And Mourner Have Sex At A Burial In Anambra, Almost Lynched by maskey001(m): 8:54am On Dec 18, 2017
baba this news be like story, you even forget to ask moral lessons learned from it. hhhh
Politics / Re: PDP Presidential Ticket : Atiku Can’t Stop Us – Lamido, Shekarau, Makarfi Vow by maskey001(m): 8:49am On Dec 18, 2017
those guys are very educative, thats the kind of games they love playing. meh dem go wit dea wahala.
Sports / Re: Things That Can Only Happen In La Liga, But Not in EPL by maskey001(m): 8:40am On Dec 18, 2017
guardiola is better than mourinho, guardiola teaches how to attack football while mourinho teaches how to defend football.

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