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Politics › Re: Remi Tinubu Popping What Appears To Be Pills Into Tinubu’s Mouth - Sowore by MasterMariner: 9:11am On Oct 26
Chin up agents of a failing administration.

That man is sick, incompetent and unfit.

This is how you lots packaged the sick Buhari to Nigerians for a sick eight years.


Eight years of a major setback.

seunmsg:
Yesterday, they shared a fake video showing Tinubu shaking people with his left hand. Now that the fake video has been exposed, they are back with another fake video to claim that Tinubu is being fed with a medication. Another one is even saying the same left hand is shaking. They can't even agree on the propaganda to push.

At the end of the day, Tinubu had a very successful rally in Kaduna that has pushed the opposition into massive propaganda response. Both Atiku and Obi can't even organize a 500 man rally and it's less than 90 days to election. By this time in January, they would be shouting about rigging all over the place after they have lost woefully.
Politics › Re: Sowunmi: "Those Who Independently Announce Results'll Go To Jail Like Abiola" by MasterMariner: 7:51pm On Oct 21
He's mocking Abiola.


Quite pathetic lunatic buffoon 😂🤣😂


Racoon:
[i]SEGUN SOWUNMI: "THOSE WHO INDEPENDENTLY ANNOUNCE ELECTION RESULTS'LL GO TO JAIL LIKE ABIOLA"[/I]

Crime › Re: Oyo Mother Sells One-Month-Old Baby For ₦2m by MasterMariner: 8:54am On Oct 21
Na today huh

Some of you ehn...

grin

Na tinubu maladministration cause am.


Tjra:
Baby factory in Yoruba land?

This is very strange and it's definitely signs of the end times.
Food › Re: Roadside Food Is Getting Smaller And Nigerians Are Paying More For It by MasterMariner: 7:51am On Oct 19
Do you own any business at this point in timehuh

Una must say anything to defend this una failure of a brother in aso rock.

Some when those roadside foods were cheaper, there was no greedhuh

It's the economy my friend and not greed as u claim.

Defenders of rubbish.

abysirius:
That is greed. Ask them and they will tell you it's the economy yet we know how much they sell these food items. I was going to ogbomoso the other day and i had yo buy food at Iyana-Ipaja Park - rice and meat 3500. Even my 6 year old child will need 3 plates to be satisfied because it was so small that i was wondering why it was so.
Food › Re: Roadside Food Is Getting Smaller And Nigerians Are Paying More For It by MasterMariner: 7:48am On Oct 19
Who tell you say better meal dey cheaper to cookhuh

Except na nonsense you wan cook grin



femi4:
It high time people started cooking their meals at home. It's safer, healthier and cheaper
Food › Re: Roadside Food Is Getting Smaller And Nigerians Are Paying More For It by MasterMariner: 7:47am On Oct 19
A full grown man has nothing to do with 3 square meal a day.

#DoF

😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

bestofnollywood:
https://applesbite.com/roadside-food-is-getting-smaller-and-nigerians-are-paying
Politics › Re: Lady Reacts As Nigerians Scoop Rice From Muddy Street In Benin City (Photos/Vid by MasterMariner: 8:29pm On Oct 17
The same Benin wey cooked statistics claim say dem no get poor people 😂🤣😂

I been think say all over una for Benin na rich people 😂🤣😂.

The other day it was Lagos where residents scoop vegetable oil from the road.

Same Lagos where the fake statistics claim say almost everyone for there na rich person 😂🤣😂

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nIOPBnCJiU?si=x1lKKzzxckGj82Yg
Politics › Re: Bola Ahmed Tinubu Barracks Takes Shape With Modern Accommodation Facilities by MasterMariner: 5:19pm On Oct 17
Nigeria's architecture is so poor honestly.

What is modern about this box shape ugly looking structures huh

Biodun556:
https://www.facebook.com/100067341542365/posts/1430256692562369/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v
Food › Re: Alleged Detergent Use In Boiled Eggs: Nigerian Food Content Creator Raises Alarm by MasterMariner: 10:25am On Oct 17
This calls for investigation.

For those of you shouting na lie na lie, una get sense at all huh

Una no know say for this Country people can do anything for money huh

Nigeriapen:
What do you think about this allegation? Share your thoughts in the comments and follow Shadow Tales for more trending stories and updates.
Romance › Re: “I Didn’t Like Him Enough To Date Him” – Lady Marries University Friend by MasterMariner: 4:31pm On Oct 16
Omor the guy don Bleep up.

The only reason she fall back to the guy was because her plans And B failed and not love.

This guy is nothing but a man who eats the crumbs that fell from the table.
😂🤣😂

After the other two men don finish eating, you come pack leftovers dey eat.
😂🤣😂


[quote author=EmmyMaestro post=140927057]“I didn’t like him enough to date him” – Lady shares how she married the university friend she once rejected

A Nigerian lady has shared how a man whose romantic advances she initially turned down while they were in university eventually became her husband.Buy Maps

In a video shared on X (formerly Twitter), the lady explained that although she liked him, she did not have strong enough feelings for him to consider dating him at the time.

She revealed that they remained friends despite not being on the same page romantically, adding that she dated other people while they were in school.

According to her, he remained the person she could always confide in, as he understood her regardless of what she was going through.

The lady explained that their relationship took a different turn in 2020 during the COVID-19 lockdown, when they continued talking and she realised she had developed feelings for him.

She disclosed that she eventually gave him an ultimatum, telling him they could no longer remain friends if they were not going to date.

In her words, she said:

“I said, ‘You know what? If we don’t date, we can’t be friends again.’ So we had this one week where we’re not talking to each other, which was very weird, actually. We’ve not gone one week without talking to each other since the ten years we’ve known each other.

I’m like, ‘You know, if we don’t date, we can’t talk again because I have feelings for you now.’ But he was like, ‘No, you broke my heart several times. I’m not going to date you.’

I’m like, ‘I can’t do this. If you can’t get past what has happened, let’s stop being friends.’ And so we did get to this point where we realised that we can’t do without each other, and that’s how we started dating in 2020.”

The lady’s story has highlighted how a long-standing friendship can eventually develop into a romantic relationship, even when one person initially rejects the other’s advances.

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Islam › Re: Is It Permissible For A Menstruating Woman To Hold A Mus'haf? by MasterMariner: 4:25pm On Oct 16
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Kukutente23:
Allah knows and he'll burn them in hell if they try it
Politics › Re: Obi/Kwankwaso Supporters Hit Abuja Streets After Wike Boasted About Winning FCT by MasterMariner: 4:18pm On Oct 16
This is organic not like the usual paid crowd of the so-called ruling party of failures.

PresidentMUGABE:
Nigerian Abuja youths are calling for change by ditching the two strongest political parties in the country. Instead, most of them Northerners and Southerners are rallying behind Peter Obi/ Kwankwaso and a rally is presently ongoing in Abuja this morning to show support for Obi Kwankwaso and send a message to minister Wike.

Rivers State rally is scheduled for tomorrow morning and is just getting started.



Obi/Kwankwaso is a Goal



Travel › Re: I Only Have 60 Days — UK-Based Nigerian Lady Cries As Husband Withdraws Support by MasterMariner: 4:15pm On Oct 16
Don't mind her.

Maybe she has something sagging on her chest 😂🤣😂


brain54:
:::


Diks don't sag... they always rise to the occasion. We all know the gender that has sagging issues.


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Travel › Re: I Only Have 60 Days — UK-Based Nigerian Lady Cries As Husband Withdraws Support by MasterMariner: 4:13pm On Oct 16
That man is a wise man.

The brotherhood is proud of him
😂🤣😂


"A wise man sees things from a far, a fooool waits until it gets to him".

😂🤣😂

Maybe another man fit fall mugu for you who knows.

[quote author=EmmyMaestro post=140927246]"I only have 60 days" — UK-based Nigerian woman seeks help after husband reportedly withdraws sponsorship

A Nigerian woman living in the United Kingdom has appealed for help after claiming that her husband withdrew her sponsorship, leaving her with 60 days to find another sponsor or risk having to leave the country.

In a video circulating on social media, the distressed woman said she had received a message from the UK Home Office informing her of the deadline.

She explained that the development had left her uncertain about her future, appealing to Nigerians and other well-meaning individuals to help her secure a new Certificate of Sponsorship (CoS).

Woman appeals for sponsorship

In the viral video, the woman said her husband had previously threatened to withdraw his sponsorship before eventually taking the reported action.

“The person I called my husband had been threatening me that he would remove me from his CoS, and he has finally done it,” she said.

She added that the message from the Home Office gave her 60 days to find another sponsor or leave the UK.

Expressing concern about her situation, the woman said she had not expected her circumstances to deteriorate this way.

“At this point, I feel like my life is gradually falling apart because I never expected something like this to happen to me,” she said.

She appealed to anyone who could connect her with a potential sponsor, saying she was willing to relocate if necessary.

“I only have 60 days. Otherwise, I will have to return to Nigeria, and I don’t want to go back to Nigeria. Please help me,” she added.

Social media user offers a different account

However, the person who shared the video online presented a different account of the events leading to the reported withdrawal of sponsorship.

According to the individual, the woman arrived in the UK about two years ago and allegedly received advice from friends who told her that divorcing her husband could lead to financial support from the government while allowing her to remain in the country.

The individual claimed that the woman subsequently told her husband she no longer wanted to continue the marriage and asked him to prepare for a divorce.

According to the post, the husband agreed to the separation and subsequently withdrew her sponsorship.

The person who shared the video further claimed that the woman was now seeking help to secure alternative immigration sponsorship before the deadline.

These claims about the couple’s marital dispute and the advice allegedly given to the woman have not been independently verified.


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Islam › Re: Ruling On Eating Onions And Garlic by MasterMariner: 3:28pm On Oct 16
Omor like dis if person eat garlic🧄 or onions come enter mosque these islamic fanatics fit kpai am O 😂😂😂



Lukgaf:
Alhamdulillaah wasalaatu wasalaam ‘ala rasuulillaah

It is not haram to eat onion and garlic. Onion and garlic have offensive odours and it is obligatory to keep the mosque free of offensive odours and to prevent the one who has such an odour from coming to the mosque or staying in it. So, whoever want to eats them, let him cook them to death before eating to avoid annoying other worshippers and angels in the mosque because angels are offended by the same things that offend the sons of Adam.

Al-Bukhaari (5452) and Muslim (564) narrated from Jaabir ibn ‘Abd-Allaah that the Messenger of Allaah (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) said: “Whoever eats garlic or onions, let him keep away from us, or keep away from our mosque and stay in his house.” According to a version narrated by Muslim: “Whoever eats onions or garlic or leeks, let him not come near our mosque, for the angels are offended by the same things that offend the sons of Adam.” And he (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever has eaten of this plant let him not approach our mosque and annoy us with the smell of garlic.” Narrated by Maalik in al-Muwatta’ (27). Muslim (567) narrated that ‘Umar (may Allah be pleased with him) said: O people, you eat two plants which I find to be nothing but repugnant, this onion and garlic. I remember the Messenger of Allaah (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him), if he noticed their smell coming from a man in the mosque, he would issue orders that he taken out to al-Baqee’. Whoever eats them, let him cook them to death.”

It says in Kashshaaf al-Qinaa’ (2/365): It is Sunnah to protect every mosque from all kinds of dirt, filth, mucus, nail clippings and hair removed by clipping the moustache, shaving the head or plucking the armpits, because the mosques were not built for that. It is also Sunnah to protect it from offensive smells such as onion, garlic, leeks and similar things, even if there is no one in the mosque, because the Prophet (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) said: “the angels are offended by the same things that offend the sons of Adam.” (Narrated by Ibn Maajah); and he said: “Whoever eats from these two plants, let him not come near our place of prayer.” and according to another report: “…let him not come near our mosques.” Narrated by al-Tirmidhi who said: It is hasan saheeh.

With regard to the validity of prayer when there is an unpleasant smell in the mouth, it is valid but it is makrooh (disliked). If the prayer is offered in the mosque and this smell is obvious to such an extent that it annoys other worshippers and the angels, then it is haraam. Al-Bukhaari (806) and Muslim (870) narrated that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever has eaten of this plant (i.e., garlic), let him not approach our mosque.”

May Allah grant us understanding of His religion

Source: Fiqh class
Politics › Re: Projects In Lagos, Campaign In Kaduna: What Will Tinubu Promise Now?- Bello Doka by MasterMariner: 2:02pm On Oct 16
Tinubu is a big shame to we southern Nigerians.

He is indeed a colossal failure.

Shame on him and his fhooolish supporters.


naptu2:
Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai @elrufai



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Car Talk › Re: Does Any Car Brand Truly Beat Toyota? by MasterMariner: 1:45pm On Oct 16
Toyota has second hand value than any other car brand in Nigeria.


AutoPriceCheck:
From 12 years in Ladipo Market, I can tell you this: Toyota is not necessarily the best built car, but it's the best car for Nigeria. Here's why:1. Parts availability — Toyota parts are everywhere. Any market in Nigeria, any mechanic, any road — you'll find Toyota parts. Try finding a Hyundai or Kia part in a small town.2. Affordability — Toyota parts are cheaper than most other brands because of competition. Many dealers sell Toyota parts, so prices stay competitive.3. Mechanic knowledge — Every mechanic in Nigeria knows Toyota. You won't struggle to find someone who can fix it.4. Resale value — Toyota holds its value better than any other brand in Nigeria.Other brands might build better cars, but in Nigeria, availability and affordability of parts matter more. A car you can't find parts for is useless, no matter how well it's built.
Politics › Re: Umahi Reopens First Niger Bridge Adorned With Tinubu’s Pictures by MasterMariner: 8:03pm On Oct 15
Umahi's eye service didnt start today.
There was a time he nearly named everything in Ebony after Buhari and
Buhari's wife 😂🤣😂

clarocuzioo:
I trust Otu boys, they will do justice to those posters. Imagine Umahi, just that you over layed asphalt on a bridge of over 40 years, you are embarrassing your generation.
Crime › Re: Man Cries Out As Thieves Steal His Roofing Sheets In Edo, Leave House Exposed by MasterMariner: 5:48pm On Oct 15
Dem go sell am as iron condemn 😂🤣😂



Edo no be Lagos 😂🤣😂


Godfullsam:
What will they do with the roofing sheet?

Something that have already been nailed.

The thief is sure not far from the neighbourhood
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Ayatollahs Have Been Humbled By The Power Of Capitalism - The Telegraph by MasterMariner: 5:46pm On Oct 15
Mariners are risking it all grin grin grin with rewarding pay.
The Evil Iranian Regime is nursing their wounds.

In Akpabio's word, "What money can not do, more money can do".

It is indeed rewarding to master the sea trade grin.

Finally, humanity has won!

BlackViper:
●The ayatollahs have been humbled by the power of capitalism

●Tanker crews are earning triple bonuses and double pay to run the gauntlet of Iran’s drones and mines in the Strait of Hormuz

●Oil shipments have returned to 75% of pre-war levels despite Tehran’s attacks





https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10/14/strait-of-hormuz-iran-war-shipping-oil-gas-diesel-drones/
Health › Re: NAFDAC Seizes Counterfeit Alcoholic Beverage Packaging Worth ₦200m In Aba by MasterMariner: 10:58am On Oct 15
The owner of these shops should be arrested immediately and those who give them contract to produce this fake labels who themselves are the real producers of these fake and poisonous beverages and drinks.

[quote author=chopnaira post=140915587]NAFDAC Seizes Counterfeit Alcoholic Beverage Packaging Materials Worth Over ₦200 Million in Aba



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Health › Re: NAFDAC Seizes Counterfeit Alcoholic Beverage Packaging Worth ₦200m In Aba by MasterMariner: 10:56am On Oct 15
And the Government of the that State isn't worried that these animals are in several markets in her state producing poison to the rest of the Country huh

If it's not Aba, na Onitsha or Lagos.

Government need to introduce very stringent measures against this evil people.


[quote author=chopnaira post=140915587]NAFDAC Seizes Counterfeit Alcoholic Beverage Packaging Materials Worth Over ₦200 Million in Aba



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Health › Re: NAFDAC Seizes Counterfeit Alcoholic Beverage Packaging Worth ₦200m In Aba by MasterMariner: 10:52am On Oct 15
When did bandits pity women and childrenhuh

Or are talking as one of them or their spokesmanhuh

Maj196:
They are worse, they counterfeit anything at least bandits still dey pity women and children sometimes
Politics › Re: Protest As Police Barricade Venue Of Anti-Tinubu Meeting In Kano by MasterMariner: 11:33am On Oct 12
Tinubu is a colossal failure.

Tinubu must go.

If they like mo dem barricade everywhere.
The will of the people must prevail.

Ofunaofu:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-protest-as-police-barricade-venue-of-anti-tinubu-meeting-in-kano/

Politics › Re: Abike Dabiri Slams Rufai Oseni At An Event (Video) by MasterMariner: 11:11am On Oct 12
Any Government controlled journalism is absolutely nonsense.

This ethnic bigot again huh

She sabi say those days of NTA is far gone 😂🤣😂

Who dey even watch NTA again.

naptu2:
Mrs Kikelomo Atanda-Owo Abati (the wife of Dr Reuben Abati) celebrated her 20th anniversary in the media industry, but the event has been overshadowed by a clash between Mrs Abike Dabiri-Erewa and Mr Rufai Oseni.

Mrs Dabiri-Erewa was on stage and talking about responsible journalism when she recounted an issue that developed on Twitter.


“In terms of journalism, there’s no talk about irresponsible journalism. Yes, I’m on Twitter . I hear a lot of things,” Dabiri said.

She said that someone with the Twitter handle Voice of Igbos had a habit of insulting her. She investigated the handle and discovered that it was run by a person named Stephanie who lived in Surulere.

She said that the person attacked her and another person replied and she (Abike Dabiri-Erewa) replied with a smiley emoji.

She said that Rufai Oseni interpreted her response as an endorsement of an offensive reference to the Igbo ethnic group. “Somebody replies to her. Then I do a smiley. And then Rufai Oseni comes and says, Abike Dabiri calls everybody — Igbos — monkeys and gorillas,” she said.

“So that is irresponsible. And then it went viral. Even though I didn’t say Igbos.”

Dabiri said journalists must exercise greater restraint and responsibility, particularly when interpreting or amplifying statements made online.

“We have to ensure that you hold people responsible, but you must be responsible yourself. So we will not accept irresponsible journalism. For you to hold any government official responsible, you must be responsible,” she said.

“And let me tell you, some journalism is going to the dogs. There’s no journalism anymore. There are no standards. There are no values.

“The journalists that we were trained [by] are going to the dogs. There must be values. There must be standards. And not everybody is a journalist, please. That profession is destroyed.”

Rufai Oseni, who was in the audience, said something while Mrs Dabiri-Erewa was speaking but it was not audible because he had no microphone. Mrs Dabiri-Erewa then stood up and raised her voice.

Culture › Re: Benin Republic Python Festival Sparks Online Curiosity And Debate by MasterMariner: 3:26pm On Oct 10
Why dem no worship the venomous snakes and not always the Python huh

They are deceiving themselves grin

nlfpmod:
BBC Africa's post showcases the Vodun tradition in Ouidah, Benin, where communities revere Dangbé (Dan), the sacred python deity, treating royal pythons as divine symbols of protection, prosperity, and life force in rituals at sites like the Temple of Pythons.




Foreign Affairs › Re: Renewed Violence Against Immigrants Breaks Out In South Africa by MasterMariner: 3:24pm On Oct 10
Who are the 'We'huh

Nobody is chasing Chinese Nationals away from Nigeria, except you are the one doing that.

Which Chinese national is attacked and which Chinese shop is burgled and lootedhuh


Heffalump:
If we are chasing Chinese nationals in Nigeria for doing petty trading, then we don't have moral justification to accuse South Africans of xenophobia for chasing out immigrants.
Politics › Re: Ekiti Driver Borrows N3.5m To Campaign For Tinubu, Others by MasterMariner: 3:17pm On Oct 10
Na staging, no mind these people.

Let them continue with their dramas 😂🤣😂

Racoon:
What collateral is he putting on ground? Who will be his surety? How can you borrow such an amount not for setting more economic empowerment business outlet to feather the political ambition of criminal minded politicians.

Only a hardened criminal will do such a thing because such is kind of money is not commensurate with his work

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