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Odewaleadesoye:
UEFA[/font]

that guy called nico williams is an extra ordinary player he is just so good, he made football too easy and very confident with the ball mesmerizing skills! As for England them too dey hype their players apart from saka jude and palmer the rest of them na dirty.

Odewaleadesoye:
DAILY POST[/font]

somebody almost lost his life and the bitch is calling it staged! Now i know there are alot of mad people in the US

OriOko88:
Werey. Why no stay back in ur goddamn sorry country. Is it a must u go to US to constitute nuisance?

yes! We must enter USA and you can stay back in this God forsaking gadamn country if you so wish it's your choice since poverty and surffer to you na powder and you dey use am dey rub face. i must enter the USA mark my words. worst comes to worst i will put my house up for sale and use the proceed to travel to the US and leave you behind with that ryangantan tinubu

Dapromzy333:
See Earlier Thread: https://www.nairaland.com/8153042/police-officer-rapes-17-year-old-girl



https://news360ng.com/police-reacts-to-reports-on-personnel-who-rapped-teenager-in-lagos-station/

he just lost his pension and gratuity because of 5 minutes enjoyment, after almost 30 years of hard work, very foolish police office, and i really feel for his poor wife

[quote author=ManWater post=130951695]Euro 2024 Final: Spain vs England Date: Sunday July 14th, 2024 Time: 8pm Venue: Olympiastadion Berlin, Germany







So who are you tipping to win the Cup?

OLAADEGBU:
DailyMail

THIS DONALD TRUMP ASSASINATION ATTEMPT THOUGHT ME ONE IMPORTANT LESSON IN LIFE AND THAT IS "WHEN ITS NOT YOUR TIME TO DIE IT DEFINATELY NOT YOUR TIME YOU MUST DEFINATELY SURVIVE IT WHEN ITS NOT YET YOUR TIME.

OLAADEGBU:
DailyMail

them shoot trump because he non dey hear word! Them play am miss and he get luck because them be won spray and like newly weded couple, but i bet you he wont be lucky next time because they will come for him again because of his hard line on immigration prevent people like us from getting in to the US

Ashawoman82:
lol... That was obviously a typo, infection or..... omo u dull o.

your president tinubu is even duller than myself but he is the one rulling you

officialwdhtvv:
Man proposes to a lady at her late husband's funeral

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WscP7h9aLRs

like seriously? Meaning he has been wating for the poor man to die since, he is even the one who killed the woman late husband he should be arrested ASAP! and investigated

websta:
Hello men,
Please, help me out. My relationship is about to fall as I'm a 2 mins man and my girl is complaining and extremely annoyed. Pls what can I do last longer? How do I last longer? I love my babe and I want to be able to knack her well. I'm so disappointed in myself.

FYI: I don’t masturbate.

take 100 milligram of tramadol 2 hours before sex with her and come back here and thank me later! I swear she go confirm am and her mind go dey well

Ashawoman82:
lol, so HIV is not an infectionor WTF are you saying?

infectionor kor infectionor ni mi o gbor oyibo la

dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/how-teenager-was-raped-inside-lagos-police-station/#google_vignette

he threw pension and gratuity away over 2 minutes enjoyment, very stupid policeman

[quote author=HBB1 post=130939751]You are a dunce!
HIV is not an infection? So what is it? An infestation?

HBB1:
HIV is not an infection?

You are even dafter than I thought.

HIV is a virus and not an infection ballon head! the OP love skin to skin so much and no matter the advice Nairalanders give him, he will never change so everybody leave the brother alone let him continue to do his skin to skin in peace, i believe everybody knows him here, the only advice we can offer him here is to avoid infections and not HIV

Gistmedia10:
A man has taken to the internet to express his frustration after his girlfriend allegedly mismanaged the 15,000 Naira he gave her to cook soup. Instead of preparing the meal, she reportedly used the money for personal needs and ended up cooking a simple dish of red rice.

The man, whose identity remains undisclosed, shared his ordeal online, detailing how he had entrusted his girlfriend with the sum to prepare a special soup. However, upon returning home, he was shocked to find that she had not only failed to make the soup but had used the money on her personal expenses.

"I gave her 15k to cook a nice pot of soup. When I got back, she served me red rice and told me the money wasn’t enough,"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3y9HSoglow

i will pour the pot of rice one her face because she is a very foolish girl

HBB1:
That is the daftest advice ever!
You are so dumb!

Will ampiclox prevent HIV or Herpes?

you are even dumber, because i said infection and not HIV, am only trying to help a brother here, next time learn how to read inbetween the lines before delving in to people's comments or you just keep shut if you don know what to say nextime

ChildOfDoom:
After taking doxy... for some days to relieve me of my former sexual infection, I have caught another one.

This one is more excruciating. Girls are currently twerking their waist to lure me at the brothel but I am not moved

I just got azith... (500mg) to try ease my distress. Constant urinating, milky substance at the edge of my dudu and wide opening at the tip that makes my urine disperse awkwardly when i discharge.

It's heavy and hot down there. No wonder the last girl I slept with complained that it was 'peppering' her when I dived in.

If only I can resist the temptation of raw sex when cured or double the condom next time to ensure tight kitten or ferocious lash doesn't burst it

the last time i treated infection was 20 years after my friend thought me this secret and am going to give you for free. AFTER EVERY RAW SEX, TAKE BEECHAM AMPLICLAUSE IMMEDIATELY, IF YOU TAKE BECHAM AFTER RAW SEX AND YOU GET INFECTED I WILL GIVE YOU 20K

[quote author=adamusuleiman1 post=130930800][/quote]come 2027 even tinubu household will not vote for tinubu lets watch and see tinubu wont be able to win any state in Nigeria and Nigeria will burn if they try to rig the election we will show tinubu what fire does to the ear of a rabbit.

Glimpsetv:
This lady's unusual display of strength is amazing. She was filmed standing in front of a man who was leaning on an electric pole in public, looking weak. His bicycle was parked right in front of him.

The lady was observed dropping the can of beer she was holding after taking a sip from it. She then immediately lowered her body and easily lifted the man onto her right shoulder while carrying the man's bicycle in her left hand. She then started walking away as passersby stared.


What do you think about this lady?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkoSTyPjVEc

somebody should please give that girl a medal because she is a wife material.

ebukajay184:
Portable Fights Bikeman For Allegedly Stealing His Phone In Lagos


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im2DFEuW36w

make portable come warri come try that nonsense make one small pikin for area here take bottle take stab one part of he yansh so that him non go fit sit down for like one month so that he mind go dey and him go dey see wahalla dey run, na so 14 years back we me and one guy dey rake people dey try hold us but we non gree the boy take bottle stab me for hand and i stab am for belle na so blood dey rush from my hand like tap because my vein cut, i swear to God i thought i was going to die. them rush me enter theatre for general hospital for warri here the same thing with the guy too. since that day if i see trouble i dey run the same thing with the guy too, him even humble pass me now self. because nobody won die leave he life for this life wey sweet die and that na why everybody dey use he brain for area here

The divil thought she had me but i ran! Run for your life too bro!

mirinder:
if she give you bj, you go collect?

i go lost my dick if this kind girl give me bj

Omoawoke:
Kobojunkie , hope you are learning.

A man can be single at 40 and still decide to marry a 25 years old and have children. Men and women are not same, we are not saying one is more important than the other, but know yourself as a woman and respect yourself that way, it is not about competition on who get independence pass

abeg held me tell all this vagina people the truth.

Glimpsetv:
A Nigerian lady has caused a stir online by posting a video of herself crying and expressing her desire to find a husband.

The woman, who said she is 39 years old, expressed her frustration with being single and her concern about soon entering menopause. Through her tears, she stated that she doesn't care what profession the man has, whether he is a wheelbarrow pusher, a beggar, or a conductor. She is ready to sponsor everything, including the wedding. She said, "Please come and marry me. I am tired of being single; I will sponsor the wedding."

She said, "I am tired of men coming into my life, having sex with me, and then leaving...........”



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBY-TSHtfBQ

see her face as she resemble kebe, i swear to God with this kind face i will also have sex with her and leave also. who get time for nonsense. i guess in her early 20s she was playing hard to get

ogugwa1992:
Police accused of blocking EFCC from enforcing court order against IG Egbetokun’s female friend enmeshed in land-grabbing scandal


https://gazettengr.com/police-accused-of-blocking-efcc-from-enforcing-court-order-against-ig-egbetokuns-female-friend-enmeshed-in-land-grabbing-scandal/

thats called levels and doings, the girl get level so make them leave her alone

Fineman2:
Source: https://www.pulse.ng/lifestyle/how-much-is-nigeria-army-salary/gykc2gr

so you mean those low ranking officers will go and face boko haram with that peanut of 60k salary monthly? God forbid bad thing. If i join army with that kind of salary and them come still enlist me to go face boko haram i go pull my uniform throway and sell my gun give arm robbers then run go my village go hide make i see how them want take find me see because i hate nonsense. So make i go die while the generals dey inside their airconditioned office dey pass orders with that kind huge salary.

Vickho:
I just came online since then.
Sha if to say I put money you for chop me.
Thunder fire France

i told you and i knew what i was saying, you were lucky you didnt made that bet with me lol lol, spain will definately carry the cup i can sell everything i have and stake it on that match. Jamahal that guy is something else because he outclassed mbappe

Vickho:
find an escrow that'll keep the money.
Match start by 8

Are you in? i know match starts by 8. we will both transfer the money to one of the MOD here preferably lalastical. put your money where your mouth is

Blissguts:
I heard goats are cheap in the north. Like how much could it be for full grown goats ?

this should be nothing less than 180k

Vickho:
keep deceiving yourself

i won clear your doubt! Lets place a bet of 20k each

ManWater:
Semi Final Fixtures:
Spain vs France (9th @8pm)
England vs Netherlands (10th @8pm)





So who are you tipping to qualify for Final?

spain to defeat france today and spain nico williams to clinch the award for man of the match tonight and also player of the tournament when spain win the euro cup on sunday