₦airaland Forum

vickjohn:
h0w do u xplain wen a naija p0lice officer arrest u & check ur ph0ne n just at d m0ment,a text msg c0mes in 4rm ur frnd sayin"guy abeq if u day cum,buy 1ak~47 nd 4 bullets make we take day j0lly wel b4 we go owt t0nyt"h0w do u xplain to d p0lice man that ur frnd meant a v0dka(as ak~47)nd 4 energy drinks{as bullets}to make matters w0rse ur frnd's name is r0bert and u saved it as r0b~1

njuwo:
One Of The Reasons To Stop Egbo (Marijuana) Smoking, My neighbour got high on Egbo and was searching for his phone with the torch light from the same phone he was looking for. He was so worried in the search and was about to break down in tears. His friend who was also high on egbo joined in the search. After two hours of searching, the phone which was on his hand rang. He answered the call, "Please, I will call you back later, I am looking for my phone". And cut the call in anger and continued searching for the phone he just answered a call from. He decided to use the same phone to try calling his line and when he got a user busy notice, he turned to his friend and said, ''My phone is gone jor. Let's forget about it. The person that stole it is running to the market to sell it, that is why it just told me user busy.