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Tell me another Lie, Mohammed!

He'll sha win if all the cows decide to vote

There's a passage in the Bible that says don't go into his presence empty handed. before we talk about putting empty envelope in the offering box, going to church without offering is not right.
And there's just no way one would say he/she didn't get anything over the week to give to God on Sunday. Except of cos you don't have God in mind.

that's my opinion

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20 Practical Uses For Coca Cola. This is a Proof That Coke Does Not Belong In The Human Body!
Coca-Cola is extremely popular and extremely dangerous. This would be the perfect description for the sweet drink.

Its taste and even refreshing, but scientists will definitely want you to stop consuming it. Coca-Cola has a detrimental effect on overall health, but it can do wonders in your home.
Yes, Coca-Cola is the most efficient household cleaning product you will ever use, thanks to its high acidity.
It is as powerful as battery acid, and it can even destroy teeth. Coca-Cola has a pH value of 2.5, and battery acid has 1. Keep in mind that pure water has a pH value of 7.
*Remove grease from fabrics
*Get rid of slugs and snails
*Descale kettles
*Clean blood stains from fabric
*Use it to clean your engines
*Pour Coca-Cola on your floor, let it work, and clean the grouts
*Soak your hair in Coca-Cola for 2 minutes to ease the removal of gums
*Use Coca-Cola to clean battery terminals
*Soak pennies in Coca-Cola to make them shine
*Coca-Cola will clean your toilet, all you have to do is pour it in, let it work, and flush
*Pour Coca-Cola on your garage floor to remove oil stains
*Coca-Cola removes hair dyes
*Pour 2 liters of Coca-Cola in your pool, and let it work for a few minutes to remove rusty stains
*Combine Coca-Cola and aluminum foil and polish chrome
*Pour Coca-Cola in your burnt pans, and let it dissolve all the grease and dirt
*Soak a sponge in Coca-Cola to rub off rust or rusty bolts
*Use it to clean china.
*Soak a towel in Coca-Cola, and rub paint stains off our metal furniture
*Pour Coca-Cola on your carpet, and scrub off marker stains
*Coca-Cola can dissolve teeth (this is slightly off the topic, but you should know it)

Soft drinks make you prone to diseases

According to a study published in the journal Respirology, soft drinks cause lung and breathing disorders, including asthma and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD).
If you like Coca-Cola, and drink it on a daily basis, you are running at a 48% higher risk of heart attack and stroke.
Carbonation softens and weakens bones.
Coca-Cola is great, but only if you use it to clean your home. It’s the last thing you should drink. Opt for healthy, homemade juices.

THE JOINT ADMISSIONS AND MATRICULATION BOARD ( JAMB) HAS UNVEILED NEW GUIDELINES THAT WOULD HELP TO CURB THE FRAUDULENT PRACTICES IN THE EXAMINATION SYSTEM AHEAD OF 2017 UNIFIED TERTIARY MATRICULATION EXAMINATION ( UTME) . THE GUIDELINES SHOULD ALSO BE FIRMLY HELD BY BOTH THE EXISTING AND INTENDING CBT CENTRE OWNERS . 1) MINIMUM 15 INCHES FLAT SCREEN COMPUTER MONITOR FOR DESKTOP OR 17 INCHES FOR LAPTOP. 2) THE COMPUTER SYSTEMS MUST BE CONNECTED TO A ROBUST COMPUTER SERVER WITH A CAPACITY TO CARRY 250 SYSTEMS CONCURRENTLY. 3) ALL THE COMPUTER SYSTEMS MUST BE LINKED TOGETHER ON CABLE LOCAL AREA NETWORK TOPOLOGY ( LAN ) . ( WIRELESS COMPUTER CONNECTION IS NOT ALLOWED ) . 4) ADEQUATE SECURITY AND MINIMUM OF FIVE ( 5) TECHNICAL PERSONNEL AND ONE NETWORK ENGINEER AVAILABILITY OF BACK -UP POWER SUPPLY ( POWER GENERATING SET OF MINIMUM 40KVA FOR A CENTRE WITH 250 SYSTEMS; 60 KVA FOR 350 SYSTEMS AND 100KVA FOR ABOVE 350 SYSTEMS) AND UPS / INVERTERS THAT CAN CARRY ALL SYSTEMS FOR A MINIMUM OF TWO ( 2) HOURS. 5) — THE CENTRE MUST BE ADEQUATELY FENCED . PROVISION MUST BE MADE FOR A HOLDING ROOM OR RECEPTION FACILITY E.G CANOPY WITH CHAIRS , ETC . 6) — THE CENTRE MUST NOT BE IN SHARED PREMISES SUCH AS CINEMA HALL, SHOPPING MALL , MARKET , ETC . 7) —AVAILABILITY OF ADEQUATE AND FUNCTIONAL AIR – CONDITIONERS AND LIGHTING. PROVISION OF UP TO DATE ANTIVIRUS AND ALL THE SYSTEMS MUST BE VIRUS FREE. 9) MINIMUM OF WINDOWS 7 OR HIGHER VERSION OF WINDOWS OPERATING SYSTEM . 10) IP CAMERA ( CCTV) IS COMPULSORY FOR ALL CBT CENTERS ( SPECIFICATION TO BE GIVEN BY JAMB ) .

LETTER TO THE SENSELESS CHRISTIANS - Ishaku Abdul'rahman Mohammed
Ishaku Abdul'rahman Mohammed now a Christian wrote this Letter to the senseless Christians to begin to use their brains.From what I see today in Nigeria I am very certain that Muslims would not need to use a violent jihad to islamize Nigeria. CHRISTIANS themselves will be used by Muslims to islamize Nigeria. Afterwards the Muslims will turn against the Christians that helped them. These are the type Muslims call the useful idiots.
Just ask yourself how Muslim nations became Islamic nations? Is there any record of them doing evangelical work? Did they tell people about how wonderful their prophet Mohammed is? How he raped women? How he beheaded nine hundred Jews in one day? How he had sex with a nine year old girl? How he was demon possessed for one year? How he could not perform a miracle? How he is a prophet without a prophecy? How he sold slaves for weapons of war?
If MUSLIMS did not do evangelism how come there are 58 nations of the world Who say they are ISLAMIC countries? Including countries that used to be Christian countries.
They used greedy pastors and stupid Christians. The ones they call the USEFUL IDIOTS. The Bible says, when men slept. These same CHRISTIANS were the ones that told us the elections had nothing to do with religion.
***News flash! Buhari just registered Nigeria in the Islamic coalition against terrorism led by Saudi Arabia. The very same Saudi Arabia that is the chief sponsor of Islamic terrorism.
***Newsflash! The first major conference buhari would bring to Nigeria is the INTERNATIONAL ISLAMIC CONFERENCE . A conference that pastor vice president cannot attend. While 'clueless' GEJ was convening INTERNATIONAL ECONOMIC CONFERENCE at a time of plenty Buhari is convening ISLAMIC CONFERENCE at a time of economic crisis. Now you see where his priority lies.
***Newsflash! Muslims are now using El Rufai Kaduna as a test case to see how they can stop CHRISTIANS from preaching the gospel not even for you to listen to a gospel message in your car. Who knows they may even ban gospel music.
***Newsflash! Other northern states are copying Mr El Rufai's law.
***Newsflash! Fulani herdsmen are sacking Christian villages in the north.
***Newsflash! Ambode sealed over twenty churches in Lagos for noise pollution. Not one Allah Akbar morning yelling mosque was sealed. Ambode is supposed to be a Christian remember? What do Muslims call them again? Something like useful Idiots.
***Newsflash! The chapel at Aso Rock has been shut down and guess who had to explain to CHRISTIANS? Yeah our very own Pastor vice president. Again, another major very useful Idiot Who they used to get the Christian votes.
***Newsflash! The only minister to have died under Buhari happens to be a Christian Apologist. I mean a strong defender of the gospel of Jesus. Somehow all the safety features in the car suddenly stopped working. Not one airbag deployed. Remember this is a federal minister riding in a very expensive car fitted with the best safety features. Did I also mention that the driver did not die? He was strong enough to pull out the body of the minister. Issokay.
I hear many Christians say it is impossible to islamize Nigeria. Question is, If they try it today will you pick up arms? What are you doing to make sure it does not happen? Posted just as I received.
***Newsflash! A bill to have grazing land all over nigeria sent by the govt has just passed the second reading and there is every possibity that the bill will pass as most southern christian legislators has been compromised. Get ready for Fulani muslim communities to be established in our christian communities. Between christians and muslims who is likelyl change his or her religion, the christians because we are not strong in faith and it is a dead sentence for a muslim to change to christian or any other religion.
Many christians will be lured with money to change to muslim and by boyfriend girl friend and inter marreige. Remember, the project is being sponsored by Saudi Arabia and Nigeria govt therefore, money to convert christians to muslim will not be a problem. Please don't tell me you can never be lured with money. It has already started in Imo state.So we must PRAY NOW.......SEND TO MANY CHRISTIANS ALL OVER THE NATION TO LIFT UP HOLY HANDS......IT IS URGENT. TAKE IT SERIOUS MY BRETHREN PLS. Heaven is a witness