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Alesandese:
Maxi1...12 come and see temptation

I know you'd call me, that kin ass can give a man diabetes


I pity for em Vaseline crew

Alesandese:
Financial support isn't abstract.
What do men offer in relationship aside money?

a lot swidy

HateU2:
Guys, what else can you offer in relationship apart from your small dicccck

baby money! lots of it.

firstking01:
This one will kill people like maxi1...12 in bed

this one fit give person diabetes

happy birthday bro.... God bless your new age.

sinaj:
don't change o!

I heard that ghosts now av access to Internet services So u neva can tell

I anticipated for this kinda reply

but you ain't ghost, are you?

sinaj:
my what?
Oya talk it

I was told to stay mute

you keep slaying at your dp

make me change my mind in this online dating na

firstking01:
Hehehehe, told you that i don't do online shi!t na, except we are in the same state or locality, but must not be far from each other...the one i'm currently dating lives at station closed to govt house in town, and we see like thrice a week...we met online...my advice, always give online dating a try esp if you are in the same locality.

Hahahaha 3x a week is much na


you won kill am?


bro even if na aba for Abia state to pH, its manageable... not in Abeokuta your date is in Enugu, and you call it dating.. my brother, that kin love big pass me oh

sinaj:
hehe I need to consult d oracle first

Hahaha the Oracle might probably be your

Alesandese:
Patience the most unavailable virtue in human. If you are patient, you will get one.

That it doesn't work for one does not mean it won't work for all

I never told you I was looking for one dear


patient kills faster than Ebola bae


you don't know how it feels keeping up with your "supposed" spouse in a distant state in a distant relationship, that shit is so annoying.


you'd never have peace of mind, is either you pondering over her next move or where she slept last night.

than you begin to ask yourself, why are you dating this person?

firstking01:
Lies, fatal and fabricated lies... i met all the girls i 've "successfully" dated online...halfri's just the least of em all....currently dating one i met online....remember i told you i was single few days ago but you swaved it away and likened me to jude the all time liar, well, it was just after val she said to me "let's give it a try"....


Note, i met her online, not here anyways....she's a student here in ph...i sha know that you have alot of girls you are following offline here but your problem is distance...me personally i don't do long distance sh!t...the only girl i dated out side ph was halfri and that's cos i was built to be in lag that period....

let me laugh first bro I like you (no homo)

(1) you don't easily give up
(2) you're truthful

I swerved it away cause you didn't give me clue to your main, BTW... I know how you roll with em ladies from jolly to your current one

for me, I don't believe in distance relationship, I don't even indulge in one.... to me, its fake time consuming, money and otherwise. its fun beginning but it can't be so with due time.

we na guys bro, sex is not everything... we need that babe of ours to hangout, club, visit eatery together... will online dating do all that for you? I guess nah.


I know you wanna defend your relationship bro, is okay


you win

Alesandese:
I didn't even notice you had one



Online relationship works tho. It's just a matter of finding the right one

you don't expect it to grace FP, do you?


how many years does it take to find the right one?


BTW... are you in to any?

[quote author=dannythethug post=54196013]Of course you don't.
Auf Wiedersehen.

Alesandese:
Maxi1...12 who played with your heart

few post too


okay... na you play with my heart

dannythethug:
Ain't you also guilty of all the things you wrote up there.

sorry I don't engage people with few post on Nl.


take care bro!

Bumbae1:
I dont believe u ' they tell u to make them wet ' jesu
Hmmm I tried to reason with d guy even greet on occasions but now his completely dead to me as i see he has a childs mentality ..
But i know not all guys are the same sha .. still some Real Guys out there even on NL just can't see them maybe i need to browse other sections gotta go b bk later nice chatting

alright.


have fun

Bumbae1:
Lol so guys to are scared .. wow! Thought it was just the females

yes! those that know there destination in life are. if only you know whom you're, you wouldn't want just an online bitch to soul your reputation.


it doesn't worth it, all dogs eat poo, but the one you caught eating is a known poo eater (IBO proverb)

Bumbae1:
Tell me about it
Some will say hey what are you wearing .. " i just shake my head " and next thing friendzoned
And then they wonder why
Instead to act mature and fix up most cant take rejection even go afar as ignoring , isulting , spreading lies up and down .. SAME GUY SAID I LOVE U FEW SECS AGO
they made it hard for people who genuinely fancy someone ..

as far as Nl is concern, Nothing like love, its lust.

girls ain't exempted, they ain't saint... what about those who just chat you up like this "hey! maxi, make me wet!"

they do it to other guys... that's why some guys miss took the real girls for bitches


when it comes to rejection, insult and all kinds of that... kindly ask him his aga.


"LOVE" is among the most used word online... you don't blame guys for using such word on a lady cause that's what y'all hope to hear, but using it at the wrong time sucks full time

firstking01:
Lol, well, that's if you want it to be like that...the couples who met on nairaland that wedded nko?, what you gotta say to that??...bro, it works for me like magic

emboldened... your case with half is still fresh bro

however, we have some commendable relationship going on here but the rate things are going on here! safe relationship isn't guaranteed.


anything you do online, will still end up online.

Bumbae1:
Lol abi o
Dey sex chat now bring ur personal business on NL na dat wan make we marry abi

sex chatting is the only thing they do offline, when things get sore along the line... they won't let us rest


you'd be overwhelm with the kind of rubbish happening behind the scene. screen grab, strange sob springing up from no where to troll you. what else can I say, what about the kiss and tell dude


cyber love is rubbish.... offline is bae

MissPuffPuff:
[color=violet]u know why i been on and off? u havent pleased me fully

I don't need assistance,I need to put my imagination to rest.
I think up too many usernames. ..that's the issue
[/color]

haven't I done my best to please you online and offline


what am not doing well?


won't you pardon my deficiency in that area you craved for

iamdurent:
Daalu

thank you.


jesi ike oh


oga di nma

MissPuffPuff:
[color=violet]what u mean I always deactivate either before or after I make a new handle
........I just can't decide on a permanent username?

Yh it worked,U were practically broadcasting u were breaking rule #19 with that Sig u had[/color]

ask someone to assist you then?


nah, that wasn't the case. I hate hiding behind alt to engage peeps here.


been a while Puffy... my on and off girlfriend

op! you for kukuma wear the watch for your head

iamdurent:
evils. I pray he gets caught

he won't escape this one.


a price tag is on it.



BTW... I admire your new Igbo typing skills.



keep em coming.

MissPuffPuff:
[color=deepskyblue] I don't know.

Suèn should lock the 'join nairaland' feature on my line cuz its become addictive [/color]

its was fun to me before but no more.


the soubriquet "puf puf " keep adding... your font colour can never go unnoticed


how do you escape lengthy ban on them all?


the tips you gave me the last time worked.

firstking01:
These days internet love works like magic.

How? what makes it magical?


the sex chat, lies abi waiting?

sinaj:
Hehe

U guys should come for blessing

help this op ministry na

MissPuffPuff:
[color=violet]what?[/color]

you keep changing sob like its your undies you changing.


when will you hold on to one?

.

MissPuffPuff:
[color=violet]smellymouth !!! this babe is constantly tagging u to her photo threads
. ...pls grace her with yer presence [/color]

puff puff