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stphil:
I go jejely park well, give her a dirty slap, eject her out of my car and report her to my girlfriend

what will you tell your gf? and what will you be feeling like reporting her gf to her?

chase her out of my car is my next move.

so?

to get beard isn't that easy

Mzpurity:
You want to know me? Then ask nicely boy.

man old enough to father you. "son"? I guess you're high on shitor!


I will find you, I will do my wish.



mark my words.

jakandeola:
I see u as per one-of my guys so no fucck up for mata wey no concern u if u neva knew wat dat thing said dat make me post dat den why attack me

learn how to use the word "kid"


I'm not attacking you, don't have any reason to do so.


have fun.

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]i fit stake my balls say him no know am @emboldened [/color]

lolz

how is your weekend going?

lefulefu:
u mean this?

exactly

lefulefu:
lol her qualities wey she dey look 4 in a guy is not dat much na .wat of those ladies wey dey want these qualities in a man like
he must have sixteen packs
he must be at least ten feet tall
he must be ready to die for her like jack in titanic
he must sabi kiss like telemondo actor
he must be strong like terminator
he must be a street fighter like van damme
he must be a karate pro like jet lee
must be a sex machine like porn pro lexinton steel
he must have a bigger chest than john cena
must be strong as hercules
must carry food to her in bed
must be very handsome like a god
must sabi speak in tongues
and above all must be godfearing
what u say then of such ladies

get her clay then

jakandeola:
I hav a lot to say to u kid but dat I fear a ban. go in pieces

the word "kid" is being abused daily by same "kid"


I hope you know the meaning of the word "kid"?


why do you choose to derail your thread by yourself?

ponzi scheme again?


bet9ja is way better than all these ponzi scheme everywhere.

won't invest my money in ponzi again after what MMM did to me

Kingsley1000:
only side effect is that u wouldn't be able to urinate

what about food? it won't allow you to feed properly.

op just stay away from sugary food, much sugar in the body can cause that.

pepemendy:
take 500g of tramadol and tank me later

bro! 500mg is much for a first timer... BTW that drug has it own side effect.

FatherConfessor:
Lawlahdey.. You are dating a nairalander, yes or no??

that Nairalander happens to be your dad.

HandsomeJude:
no p , thanks for the insult

and what are you feeling like, one can't insult you in peace?


demigod I guess?

HateU2:
lol
Why do you think I will call you out

We have been friends right from time
You want something more?

as soon as I ascertained your modification.... I knew I was on right track


don't get it twisted.... I was having fun too


yeah.... something more of FWB


that won't be a bad idea

HateU2:
boring boring and boring

I was expecting your mention today.... I knew you'd call me out.

shabi you don finally friendzone me ni?

savagefinder:
Hope u like diamonds?
I want to give you one..
Oya take

we have awarded you a diamond star in savagery..
follow us to get updates
tag us when you kill someone again... tag us when you see a dead body

link to our thread
https://www.nairaland.com/3642541/savages-hq-just-keep-scrolling

savagefinder? I hail thou

HateU2:
Just catching fun......
How are you

yeah.... it was obvious.

I'm doing good.

how is your day been?

HateU2:
link? How many thread do you comment on in a day

If you don't remember, then forget it

DONE!



anything for you baby

HateU2:
you know it Just do it

drop link for me in another thread

don't! lemme help your ministry

HateU2:
about yesterday. Goan remove that stuff and we can chat .

You gat me

which stuff?


Hahahaha..... I don't get you... give me clue

HateU2:
Hian Don't even start 'I know you miss me '
Guess you know why I called you
This thread is useless nah

I don't know, so tell me why you called me?


very very useless..... over useless they worry am

judefcc:
mzpurity

you self and amebo

makydee:
There is nothing to bust oo!

I hope so

MizzK:
you think you know

But I've been busy, yea

And who's mzpurity

yeah I do!

sent a message to you through someone.... probably the Inconsequential being didn't deliver.

good to know that.


the sobriquet issue, will be the story for another day.


bliss wanna hit the sheet right now.... see you around.



have fun

MizzK:
you just answered your own question, you haven't been seeing me around because I'm always looking for ways to improve my life, the reason why you're seeing me now is because i want to appreciate someone who appreciates me, so hate or no hate, I'm the only thing that can stand in my way, not some anonymous nonentities with thier phone

bliss bliss

I know where you coming and heading to


in other news.... you've been busy?


do you know the handle mzpurity?