1_ Some girls are like pack of weed, you love them but you can't introduce her to your parents.
2_ Imagine dating a girl who hits a wall while arguing!
3_ When visitors knock right after u finish eating, u know God got youq back.
4_ Don't correct my english, the english i speak to u might look exactly like u, i know what am doing.
5_ The exercise i hate most is running out of money, u will lose weight in two days.
6_ Most guys will be claiming MARLIANS on Social Media yet their mother still escort them to urinate at midnight.
7_ Boy: "fine girl were are u chatting from?
Girl: "do u want to kidnap me?
8_ Because dey say "Feel At Home" you rush fry 4 eggs. Na u lay am?
9_ Soon as i wakeup i just grab my phone, i don't even check if am alive sef.
10_ A journey of a thousand miles begin with transport fare,
Don't let any motivational speaker deceive you.
11_ Good night to u all, but if you're in a relationship good afternoon!!

Chelsea, on saturday, become the first team to lose three consecutive FA Cup finals after losing to Liverpool at Wembley

How true is that?

Atiku Deleted a Tweet he made about bringing Deborah Samuel's Killers to Book.

The lagos state police in a statement has given clarification on reports that the lady who claimed she slept with a dog and god paid millions later died of infection.
Girl captured in viral s3x video with dog died of infection
"The lagos state police comand brings this update to nigerians and gives assurances that the onging investigation has been re-focused appropriately.

What advice can you guys give we the ladies?

"To check the 2022 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) result, all what candidate needs to do is to simply send UTMERESULT (in one word) to 55019 using the same phone number that he/she use for the registration and the result would be sent to the candidate as a text message"
For this is the only process of checking the 2022 UTME results for now as the Board has not yet uploaded the results on website for obvious reasons.

PLEASE BEWARE OF SCAMMERS

Jestin:
I nor get oo. Can you be of any help? Make I press ya small yansh na pleaseeee

Lol u no dey shame, u no knw if i don marry

Jestin:
I came here to see fresh boobs. Nigeria youths re not serious yet .

Hmmm.. U no get woman for house? U fit 1 4 ur self ode

MisterGrace:
Effect of America. Corrupting kids.

What of nigeria?

I love to read this part 1 over and over again