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Omo this mosquito dey go gym ooo....c d size

Ok

this is the change we asked buhari for

Jonathan are u learnin now?

Ok

Lemme guess,anoda African Magic movie...
Watz d name?


Blind love?

Campus cheat?

Post utme lover?


Lol


If its true tho my guy drop her cos dats nt d end of d world.had a similar xperience.my ex gf and I were arguably d best coupl until I found her cheating with a guy she introduced to me as her "cousin".d painful thing is that it went on for a year and I had no clue at all.it was a friend of hers that told me everything.I broke down badly.imagine, like one time I was fvcking broke.I had 10k just to sustain me for a month but her birthday was that month and I had to make her happy.I was HUNgry till d end of dat semester.after I confronted her about her "cousin",she showed no remorse dats when I realised I wasn't for her at all


I broke up with her and broke down for almost a month but my goons helped me too recover.we went to viewing centre almost every three days,clubs after clubs,e.t.c

Just focus on ur exams,after ur done with em,go wild.trust me,u ll recover n become even wiser

Hw will this make barca sell neymar to Man u?

Konji dey in head oooo


Me sef go call Issa and in BH boiz mk dem go visit soweto

D story tho

#adohnbilivit

Hw is this thread goin to convince barca to sell neymar jr to Man u??.....mtchewwwww

Hw is his goin to sign us(manchester united) our target Neymar jr.....mtchewwww


*continues singing raggae blues*

How the fvck is this gonna convince neymar to join man u?......mtchewwwww

How is this going to change luis enriques mind so he'll sell NEYMAR to man u.....mtchew

Happy married life


Whatever u do,never serve your husbands food with otuoke weed or else u'll just turn to mama peace

Me:*checks thread* Me:*realises it is not going to help man u sign Neymar*
Me:*walks out of thread*

Famz d thread later when u hear d real deal

Hmmm...mama peace

BREAKING: PATIENCE JONATHAN ARRESTED IN THE U.S

fnn




We can confirm this afternoon that Dame Patience Jonathan has been arrested in the United States on orders of President Muhammadu Buhari for gross misconduct and misappropriation of State Funds.

The News was broken by a close aide of the former First Lady who pleaded anonymity. The embattled First Lady was picked up at the JFK International Airport in New York by Men of a Special Unit of the DSS attached to the Nigerian Embassy in USA.
 
According to her aide "President Jonathan is covered by immunity but Mama Peace isn't. So the way I see it, she might pay for all her husband's misgivings".
Dame Patienece was arrested without offering any resistance, however she had this ti say
 
"The wucked ones have come for me but their plans will fail. Aisha, God is seeing you. Sai Baba, God is seeing you. There is God in heaven. He will release me because I am innocent".
 
Former President Jonathan has declined to comment.

Help ooo I have a big problem


Bought oous form even though I didn't register it in jamb


I had 226 in jamb but in my pjamb not so good




Was sick that day so couldn't finish n even d ones I did were done sluggishly(due to ma state at that time)



Had 19*really sucks* but will I still get admitted when my overall is calculated?

First na genevieve
Then thdt SA girl he kissed during #mtvmamas
Now this one?
Who's next?maybe mama peace
*just sayin*

Bobo dat weed dey die
Na for osogbo dem dey grow am.its called KASALA WEED
*kidding ooo*

Winifred468:
It might not be him but one of his ancestors
abobakus are from a particular family...

Its actually the oracle who picks the abobaku and FYI our culture is not a yeye one!

Spiritual!!!!!
C as all of them stand sef

Anyone?
Urgent info is highly needed

Anyone? Pls help

Also my iPod has battery problems if I can get a solution here ill b so grateful

Hi
Pls my iPad has a problem.the touchpad I'd noy working and I want to change it so I just wanna know the cost of the touchpad before collecting money for its repairs.its an iPad 2,16gb,no sim

My iPads touchpad z broken pls hw much is it gonna cost.its an iPad 2,no sim,16gb,A1369

Arsenal needs a very clinical striker like martinez,chicarito,mandzukic, and the likes

Not a striker who scores 16 goals in 36 league games despite being in the most expensive squad in the world with midfielders and wingers way better than the ones at arsenal

Abeg them dey beg sheet mk e smell?

England only gives u a callup when ur in form.if ur not in form,no national team.its his career let him enjoy it abeg
Afterall there are so many 19 year old promising attackers in our leagues waiting to be discovered

timsolo:
We have so many reliable alternatives. Metro digital cable tv, ABG....they all show epl, la liga FA, Champions league etc matches with #3,500 monthly. Dstv are scammers.

Do they work in lagos and ogun?if yes,abeg shed more light on how to get them bro

mployer:
Is startime showing premier League? I have their decoder..make I go dust am now

Noo na only bundesliga dem dey show
This dstv thing is fvcked up.if only startimes could get backing from the govt just like dstv is getting from the SA govt

If startimes manage to bid for epl broadcasting rights and they get it,dstv go pack walahi.
almost 60% of their income comes from nigeria

When they realise that startimes have purchased la liga and epl rights u go just hear sey premium don turn 2k

Marvel movies.
high school musical.
secret circle
Disney movies and cartoon.
wit Indian films