₦airaland Forum

Drkul:
Give him my contacts

Oya drop am

hbpeze:
tell your brother that eze said he is a mumu

legendboy:
Wea z d gal from? Make sure if he z a juju gal cos i dnt beliv in dx kind of love

prettytasha:
.. ya brother is the zonal chairman of the Mugu local government area.

I don taya ooo...we don talk sey its not by force but he said I'm small n iono anitin bouh love

Obj!!!!!!!!!!!

prettytasha:

Space booker

Please this is not a blogging story


My brother actually came to me yesterday saying I should help him.I was actually confused and I thought I should be the one asking him for help.all of a sudden he burst into tears.it was then I knew had to have BoY talk


My bro is like a real normal bachelor.young,handsome,he's cool,got a cool ride,an apartment of his own,financially stable(not tryna hype him but just tryna explain what he is like so u can grab the story)


He's got this girl he has been dating since his final year.Trustme that girl is a hottie.she's so cute that most times I wished she was mine. But in the last 6 months she has been acting funny and I too have noticed



Their relationship is a very good one and I quite envy them esp when they kiss in front of me(that girls kiss sef ) .but since febuary to be precise she has changed ever since he forgot about valentine(due to the nature of his work; an mtn customer care attendant) but he made it up to her and she seemed happy.again he forgot about her birthday.but he also made up for it and the worth of the things he did to make up had pleased her(she had to be sef)


But on her Socials(fb,bbm,whatsapp,sc)its an entirely diff world.most times I begi ask whether she is a hoe.she uses other guys for her d.p like poo.she never updates a p.m/status about him instead its about other guys.in the last 3 years she has only used him as d.p once (since av had her pin).when I told him he thought I was just being jealous



Lemme spare u guys d reading,cutting d long story short she is a flirt and we don't even know if she's even had se x with other guys.he's confronted her like thrice now but she keeps denying it despite it being so obvious.the thing is that my mom,dad and sister were all against their relationship so I was the only one he could run to.I can feel his pain apart from that,he has actually invested a lot in her(the biggest one is that he got her a ride).he loves this girl and she loves him too but should they call it quits?...I relatively have no love-life experience fo I need ur help NLers


D funny thing is he gives her anything she asks for(I mean anything)me sef dey ask am for ordinary mtn #1500.it took him 1 week to answer me.he pampers her so iono what else to suggest him to do







What should he do?


THIS AINT A BLOG STORY ooo.tz real

This gist is as stale as yakubu gowons regime

Ok

Hw will this news make mikel obi win the ballon d'or.

Shey dem no fit buy selfie stick ni,later dey start flauntin trash for us

























Omo NLers are comin for me ooo

BUTCHCASSIDY:
This nigga never played for naija. He was part of the US team that won bronze in Athens

My bad.I stand corrected

nokiaba3:
looks more like a hummer than a landrover

Whatever it is.d boy is really creative

What is it with girls bending/twisting their legs when taking pics...naija girls esp

We ave heard

Iono why nobody has celebrated this guys since their heroics on saturday


If it were to be super eagles now we no go hear word at all.na wa for this country.that's the advantage South Animals have over us,they treat everything equally

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Someone should beep me when it hits fp


#FpMaterial

Oh lord



By the time my hustle starts to pay me bountifully,bless me with a beautiful wife and wonderful kids




Amen

Physika:
That was in 2013.
Come 2016, London will fall

Na white house down in 2013, ini edo c as d tin b.no go marry

Hw is this news gonna change hw much olosho go charge me tonite ??

God save us in this country

This their love in tokyo sef

Shey buhari go watch d game?

GeneralShepherd:
Why must we name our teams after animals?!

Eagles,Eaglets, tigers, tigress etc

Oya what shud we name them?

INTROVERTS?


OLOSHOS?


Those are names of not just animals but strong,conquering animals.c'mon use common sense

*in van gaals voice*

Op u dey lie

Her birthday so...?



How does that stop oil theives from stealing our oil


Besides must they celebrate birthday in london,new york or paris before it becomes a party...no beef but mehn all d money they spent could v been used to feed an orpahanage for 3 months...and those orphans ll feel ontop of d world by meeting her

Ghanians aint got talent so what's the point of auditioning them?

This their brand makes them mature and 'swaggy'....unlike others who are hustling for telecom companies

Van gaal is an otuoke goat


We dey shout *Sign pedro*,e no sign am because of just £2m.e con join chelsea for £22m.pedro is a world cup winner,3 ucls,plenty uncountable trophies and most of all an established international.pedros game ratio is a goal and an assist in every 3 games.that's super for an AMF





Instead make sign dat 1,d werey go sign anthony martial who is only 19,has played just 60 professional matches,isn't a full international,his goal ratio is one goal in 5 games,and he is nt established.most of all he got him for £36m(that's £14m extra to barcas asking price for pedro)abeg red devils is this not a loss on our path and also a big gamble?



I bet if they face us pedro ll make the difference only then will d idiot realise his impact



D mumu con sell chicharito join again!!!!!!

My lady get yourself a golf 4


Come over to ijebu ode..d tin b like pure water

Just kiddin oo

But for real u can find it at 500k(tokunbo)...its durable,fuel capacity is fantastic and it doesn't consume fuel like buharis car


Besides its a level of class on its own esp for a young single working lady

abatically:
What are u talking about bro? Check the 2 pictures below and tell us the road the Lexus ES300 would go through that a 2008 Honda accord can't go through. And talking about fuel economy, how on earth can a 3.0L v6 be more fuel efficient than a 2.4L I4 when both cars are family sedan? I like the Lexus no doubt, but it is older and if the naija used 2008 accord is clean without abuse I would pick it over a 2004 Lexus es300.

Oh before I forget, I never knew they have started making fake transmissions for Honda or what do u mean when u said beware of fake transmissions.

Aorund march this year my bros EODs gear box had issues...we bought 'para' gearbox twice before findin a fairly used one...the guy who sold it to us told us its a norm that we aren't d only ones who v had dat experience....he even said it is mostly common among BABY BOYs