1. If your Girlfriend come to your
house
and join
you in drinking garri, marry her.
2. If you take her to a restaurant
and she
picked
gala/ pure-water instead of
expensive
meals,
She is understanding
3. If she sees someone with
Bugatti but
decided
to follow you with keke, my
brother na
your bone
be that.
4. She come to your house and
washed
even
your brothers and sisters clothes,
marry
her fast.
5. You gave her 50K for shopping
but she
went
for # okirika and bring back 45K
to you,
marry
her because she read economics.
6. She will call you everyday and
ask if you
need
recharge card, brother claim her
oh.
7. If the girl used to give you her
pocket
money
every week, She loves you
8. If both of you enter bus she
will pay,
That is a
good sign
9. You give her 100k for brazillian
hear,and
she
made rubber and thread of
200naira,and
return
ur balance,bros,ma ri her o
10. Whenever the girl is eating
with you
and
she's eating only bone while you
eat meat,
marry her. Am sure the ladies will
love
this!!!

A man 4got to zip up his
trouser,so a lady
told
him
politely,sir,ur garage is open. The
man
gave her
a
naughty smile as he zips up and
asked, Did
u see
my
BLACK RANGE ROVER JEEP parked
inside? .
The
lady
smiled back and said no, just one
small
KEKE-
NAPEP with
two Flat tyres ------

SOCIAL ADVICE FOR GUYS
I'm sure some girls won't like me
on this
but...The truth must be revealed!
»When You message a girl once or
twice and
she doesn't reply, don't message
her again...
She's not the only girl on your
list, try someone else.
»Don't "woo" every skirt on your
list...You
don't have to be a male LovePeddler.
Not every girl
is meant to be your girlfriend...
When you ask a girl out and she
says "NO", you
already lose your self-esteem and
respect to her.
»Improve your self esteem, don't
hope on
every post made by a girl to like
or comment...
Sometimes you have to just let it
go.
»You don't have to compliment
every
picture a girl posts. If its not
beautiful, don't tell her
its beautiful... Perhaps, she
already
knew it was good before she
uploaded it...
Believe me, a harsh comment
makes
more meaning to a girl than
hundreds of nice
comments.
»STOP POSTING BULLSHITS LIKE
"thanks for the
add"...or "thanks for the request"
on every
girl's timeline, its pure nonsense!
Even if u feel
lyk doing dis u can msg her
»Never tag a girl to an ugly
picture... In fact
don't tag any girl you don't have
a regular chat
with. »If a girl doesn't reply your
messages,
never comments on or like your
status...then
what's she doing on your list?
Maybe you want to tell me you
need
friends...
»When a girl uploads a picture or
a post and she
already has about 20 comments
complimenting the post, then
what's the need
of complimenting it too..? She
already
has all the compliments now, just
like the post
and move on!
>>FINALLY, Prove to girls that you
don't need them,
and they'll start loving you. Stop
being
Social Slave to girls, have someself
respect for
yourself.
Remember, its not girls that will
dig your grave
when you die, its your fellow
guys. Think
wisely

Ladystewie: mayorsterling
you no get work
na only you waka come?

omo no vex ooo...i no mind if u go give me work sha

There was a girl who was hated so
much
by her class mates because she
had
body odor and was from a very
poor home.
Whenever she wants to play with
other
girls, they walk away from her and
abuse her.
Because of this, her class teacher
decided to sponsor her as one of
the students to
represent the school in a quiz
competition.
The girl was so brilliant that after
the competition,
the state government decided to
send her
and 2 other girls abroad to
continue their
education and all her class mates
that hated her now wishing they
didn't treat her bad.
This is how God works, he uses
your
problems to make way for you.
Now, Read This Line:
1). May God move you from Zero
to Hero.
2). Those that laugh at you today
will come back to rejoice with you
tomorrow.

Are you looking for where to buy
land on the mainland that is not too
expensive unlike Magodo GRA 1 & 2,
Omole 1&2 or Ikeja GRA, Ogudu GRA
and
co, check what we have here, visit
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both Ogun and Lagos scheme.
Call for further enquiries.
Isheri North scheme expert .
1. Block 18, plot 22, corner piece
land measuring 760sqm with C of O
and
Gov. consent. Price:#13,000,000

2. A fenced land with gate meas:
749 sqm,already sand filled, plot 21,
blck
A2 with C of O. Price: #19,000,000

3. Block A4, plot 12, measuring
700sqm with C of O.
Price:#14,000,000

4. Block A12, plot 23, measuring
800sqm, with C of O .
Price:#15,000,000

5. Block A5, plot 16, dry land,
measuring 700sqm with C of O .
Price:#12,000,000

6. Block 2, plot 38, measuring
1,299sqm with L.A .
Price:#14,000,000

7. Block 4 plot 24 with a solid raft
foundation, L.A Price:#12,000,000

8. Block 10 plot 18 measuring 727
sqm with L.A Price:#12,000,000

9. Block A 11, plot 4 measuring 750
sqm LA all levies paid. Price: #14m

10. 2 plot together Block A11 Plot 2
& 3 with C of O . Price: #17m each

11. Block 2 plot 20 very close to the
1st gate, with letter all Levis paid
Price:#18m

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25 & 26 Price: #17m each
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SON: Daddy, I fell in love and
want to date this
awesome girl!
FATHER : That's great son. Who is
she?
SON : It's Sandra, the neighbor's
daughter
FATHER : Ohhh! I wish you hadn't
said that. I
have to tell you something son,
but you must promise not to tell
your mother. Sandra is
actually your sister.
The boy naturally bummed out,
but a couple of
months later
SON: Daddy, I fell in love again
and she is even
hotter! FATHER: That's great son.
Who is she?
SON: It's Angela, the other
neighbor's daughter.
FATHER: Ohhhh! I wish you
hadn't said that.
Angela is also your sister.
This went on couple of times and
the son was
so mad, he went straight to his
mother: SON: Mum I am so mad
at dad! I fell in love with
six girls but, I can't date any of
them because
daddy is their father!The mother
hugs him
affectionately
MOTHER: My love, you can date
whoever you
want. Don't listen to him. He isn't
your father."

Abi you don forget ??
today na STUPID QUESTIONS
DAY !!!
So ask any stupid question..
But i will ask mine first
before u do..
1: Who sang skelewu by
Davido?? .
2:how much is that 10 naira
satchet water? 3:what is
H2O formular of water??
4:which country hosted d brazil
2014 world
cup?
5:Chukwu, abeg, is ur sister a
girl?
6:pls, r u people on facebook?
Gimme ur
usernames & lemme add u.
Drop yours and lets see the
funniest,
dnt stop the fun

1. Between INDOMIE and
MACARONI.. which one dey sweet
pass
2. Between CHINA PHONE and
BLACKBERRY.. Which one dey sell
pass 3. Between JACKIE CHAN and
JET
LI..who dey fight pass
4. Between Nigeria POLICE and
GIRLS..who like money pass
5. Between H.I.V-AIDS and
EBOLA ..which one deadly pass 6.
Between WIFE and MOTHER.. Who
owns the man
AND FINALLY
7. Between ME that post this and
YOU that read it..who no get work
pass??

Facts about life
1.The whitest man on earth still
have a black
shadow
2.No mechanic can repair
breaking news
3.No matter how tall you are,you
can never see
tommorow 4.Even if you have
millions of cars,you still have to
walk to your bedroom
5.You,being the best swimmer
doesn't make you a
fish
6.The strongest man on earth can
never carry a
Mansion 7.The smartest Assasin
on earth can never kill
Water
8.No matter how smart a police
is,he can never
catch the air
9.No matter how mighty a man
is,he can never be
wise as King Solomon 10.Going to
Church or Mosque doesn't makes
you a
good Christian or Muslim
No matter how powerful and
dreadful # EBOLAis,we wont be
infected

D
First it was HIV/Aids(Human
Immunodeficiency
Virus/Acquired Immune Deficiency
Syndrome),Many were reported
dead,we were
even told to fold our hands and
watch without
doing anything during times of
"Acquired and
Abject Konji", yet we're still here
alive and
healthy.
Secondly it was SARS (Severe
Acute Respiratory
Syndrome ).
Many were reported dead.
We are still here.
Then came Bird flu .
Many people and animals were
reported dead,
we were even told to stop eating
both native and
agric fowl(broilers) even when we
got tired of
eating ice fish.
We still dey kan kpe.
They came with Lassa Fever.
Many were said to have died

lol...chaiii...guys dey vex oooo..hehehehehe

She takes her clothes off and
walks towards him...
BF: Put your clothes back on dear
GF: why dear
BF: nothing, just put it back on.
(stands up to help her put her
dress on)
GF: (grabs him and whispers in a
near shout) u dont love me, right?
BF: I love you and thats why i'm
gonna wait for the right time...
GF: so, this is not the right time?
BF: No
GF: (scoffs) when then? ur just
doing this cos you don't love me.
BF: when you have your clothes
on, I see right inside of you and
the beauty i found there in, is
this reason i am so in love with
you...
(GF eyes lights up as she zips up
her dress again)
BF: HUGS
GF: and whispers and said the
right time will be our wedding
night
GF: ( screams in delight ) I Love
you honey.. so so much!
DO SUCH GUY EXIST