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Justin Bieber's birthday wish this year will no doubt involve finding more responsible friends.
The Canadian pop star, who just turned 19, seems to have discovered that his pal LilTwist was pulled over by police while driving his Fisker Karma on the 101 Freeway on Friday.
According to TMZ , the 20-year-old rapper - born Christopher Lynn Moore - was flagged by the California Highway Patrol because he made an unsafe lane change.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2286906/Justin-Bieber-worst-birthday-hearing-Lil-Twist-pulled-Fisker-Karma.html

Pls did anyone write chevron aptitude test this year for IT Program? And have dey called u back?

Admin, I av just disvirgined my eyes afta seeing dose pics above. Pls do sumtin.

What is circular music? Is it related to hiphop? If I listen to Asap Rocky and Co- f***ing problem, will I be expelled too?

Objection My Lord! D accused claims that my client here swore an oat to abide to the rule of the school and according to them he failed to abide to it by listening and watching to circular music and video on "His Laptop" in "His Room". But my Lord, invading of a nigeria citizen privacy particular is against the country's human rights which is in the constitution. So in order words, so far they are citizens of this country, the country law must be followed bt instead the school developed rules which are against the country's law thereby rendering it illegal. My Lord I am hereby asking that my client here should be compensated with the sum of 10 million Naira and full scholarship in the accused school till he graduates for the deprivation of his legal human rights, I rest my case.

Anybody can win that case. I am just a science student and I still have beta chance of winning the case nt to mention a professional lawyer.

Anyway, let me get back to my movie- Unfaithful, then afta dat I will watch Original sin, 9 songs, Show girls. I am a sex addict, and Never talk to strangers. C'mon they are just movies.

Admin, I av just disvirgined my eyes afta seeing dose pics above. Pls do sumtin.

What is circular music? Is it related to hiphop? If I listen to Asap Rocky and Co- f***ing problem, will I be expelled too?

Objection My Lord! D accused claims that my client here swore an oat to abide to the rule of the school and according to them he failed to abide to it by listening and watching circular music and video on "His Laptop" in "His Room". But my Lord, invading of a nigeria citizen privacy is against the country's human rights which is in the constitution. So in order words, so far they are citizens of this country, the country law must be followed bt instead the school developed rules which are against the country's law thereby rendering it illegal. My Lord I am hereby asking that my client here should be compensated with the sum of 10 million Naira and full scholarship in the accused school till he graduates for the deprivation of his legal human rights, I rest my case.

Anybody can win that case. I am just a science student and I still have beta chance of winning the case nt to mention a professional lawyer.

Anyway, let me get back to my movie- Unfaithful, then afta dat I will watch Original sin, 9 songs, Show girls. I am a sex addict, and Never talk to strangers. C'mon they are just movies.

Please, anybody with idea on how to pay 2nd semester school fees 2012/2013 in Redeemer's university should help me. I am in college of natural science and 300l, so I have to complete my registration before the end of this week, IT starts March 4, so its urgent. Pls I really need your help. Thanks.

Beloved1993: Is she a reality show freak? An A-list celebrity? Perhaps the most knowing Kim Kardashian responses were the trolls on the Nairaland Forum—which sort of seems like a Nigerian version of Reddit, where they played a simple game of "Who Is Kim Kardashian?"

http://news.yahoo.com/nigeria-not-impressed-kim-kardashian-192711617.html
Apparently, she "419'd the 419-ers". and Nairaland was quoted in the article.

Gosh! Y'al open ur eyes. He just called u guy Trolls and the forum absolutely a copied version of redeat or whateva its called. Why do they make 419 sound worst than serial killings, terrorism, bombing and killing thousands of pple with atomic bomb till today the nuclear impact is still felt there, making human feel worthless because of their skin colour and worst of all killing Jesus. He died 4 our sin bt some group of pple killed him and his disciples.

Billyonaire: Isnt it ironic, that our atoms have been in existence before our birth, what does this teach those who disbelieve reincarnation and solar existence.

reincarnation involves the mind, the spiritual soul and not the flesh. Atoms are what constitute the flesh not the soul. Your soul enters a new body wen reincarnated.

According to you, how do you define love?

Is love to you just about the sex and the sweet tingling feeling?

Love defined by Louis de Bernières in Corelli’s Mandolin:

Love is a temporary madness, it erupts like volcanoes and then subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion, it is not the desire to mate every second minute of the day, it is not lying awake at night imagining that he is kissing every cranny of your body. No, don’t blush, I am telling you some truths. That is just being “in love”, which any fool can do. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident.

Good news! The fact that Nigeria as a country is less developed or a developing country does not mean that we can never be developed. One thing we should observe about humans is that as humans "we have a habit of enjoying success, but this enjoyment tends to make us stop and then we forget to move on" you can use super eagles as an example. Developed country defined things as finished, same goes for developed people. So they have no plans on moving ahead.

An Indian guy once said " we Indians dont want your boring jobs, like sewing footballs or assembling cell phones. We want your "fun jobs", your research jobs, your analytical jobs, your design assignments and your development departments. Thanks to the internet, we can look at what you're doing and compare it to what we're doing, and we've suddenly realized that there isn't such a great difference between you and us after all"

Have such thought ever cross your mind? I guess not. We have enslaved our potentials. We let the downfall of our old generation bring us down, you have given up hopes because you are coward.

"To take full advantage of what is goin on in the world today, we will have to be a lot better at noticing changes, understand their implications and implementing them more quickly"

A reply given by a young citizen in one of the developing countries when asked how long it will take his nation to be developed "We youth are not interested in what our elders are doing to the nation. I can really see the changes within ourselves and this means we are getting our act together. It's forcing us to become faster, better, more competitive and more creative too. Our brains are working overtime."

Can any Nigeran youth boast on that reply? Especially the part involving their brains working overtime? Its high time for us to ignore the old generation and invest on our potentials instead. Lets seize this oppurtunity to build a creative atmosphere within ourselves.

South korea are what they are today because they focus more on entrepreneurship rather than sitting at home waiting for government fund. Lets not repeat the same inabitious attitude our old generation has. Total lack of focus and then blaming the government. If you do likewise, then I fear we are not better than them.

Let us be creative thinkers, open your mind to learn new ideas no matter how talented you are and learn to depend on YOURSELF! Also be an entrepreneur i.e job creators and not job seekers... Also learn to take the faults if you fail. Blame your failures on yourself. To make it easy, stand in front on a mirror and point to who ever you see in the mirror "that's why I failed". Then move on. Learn from your mistakes. Remember a mistake made is always a lesson learnt. And try not to repeat such mistakes. GOOD LUCK

ebamma: Mr Gbagaun were have you been?

Dats nt fair

Coldfeet: Mr Benson may such fate befall you and every male in your linage! How did you know no aluu indigene was involved in that massacre? You were there right? And you are among those elders that gave the mob the go ahead? To all those that had a hand in the death of Ugonna,Lloyd,Tekena and Chidiaka be you an observer or a partaker I owe you all something and very soon the package will arrive on your doorsteps! Let that chief be released and see what's happens.

seriously?

Roland17: Extremely and Outrageously Angry

that makes the both of us

Oh my! He is really beautiful

Spicyhawt: Feel like drowning someone

seriously? Never b tempted to kill because u might eventually fall for it. Note dat its only Jesus who did nt fall for such temptations... U r an ordinary human, b careful

mayor@kome:
i need a woman for date

How capable are u to date a woman? #cashwise

pDude: Oh you were kidding eh?

Well, still drop the pipe.

funny...

trillville: I found 14
Mark, Luke, acts, revelations, James, Ruth, numbers, job, Amos, Esther, judges, Lamentations, Hebrews and Peter

wow! The last one is titus. Try searchin for that

trillville: I found 14
Mark, Luke, acts, revelations, James, Ruth, numbers, job, Amos, Esther, judges, Lamentations, Hebrews and Peter

wow! The last one is titus

mumumugu: Seven, in my first readin

av u seen Amos and Peter?