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If you eat any other type of food that belongs to him, he can probably let it go, but one thing he can’t let go is eating his bacon. He will call police, whether you're human or animal!

A British man in West Yorkshire, UK called 999 -- the British version of 911 to report what he believed was a serious crime: His cat ate his bacon.
The call began with the caller being asked: "What's your emergency?"

The response: "Er..me girlfriend has let the cat eat my bacon"

The operator keeps her cool and professionally asks whether he wants them to arrest his girlfriend or the cat

And when the man replies both, she firmly tells him: "Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. And we don't arrest cats."

Read details and watch 90 seconds call video here - https://www.mazech.com/arrest_the_cat%3F

gabazin080:
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Wasted!

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gabazin080:
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gabazin080:
will he be paid when his topic hit FP

I love that question +....

Different pages, can't fit in here. Click link above and read the one you like...and see their photos

24 Celebrities people who ended up homeless. See the shocker

Not all success stories have happy endings!
Sometimes the rich and famous have inspiring rags-to-riches stories. Other times, these fallen stars lose their way and end up lost, desperate, or homeless. Blame it on drug abuse, chronic illness, poor financial planning, or just bad luck, their story can be shocking and some can be a lesson. Some later got back to their feet, some did not rise again!

How do you go from hit movies to no roof over your head? These celebrities who ended up homeless say that sometimes things are not rosy as you may think!

See them here - https://www.mazech.com/homeless_celebrities

What about famous people who became homeless? Click to see the list- https://www.mazech.com/famous_and_homeless

Featuring: Heartbreaking end of former miss Venezuela who died homeless.
Read more - https://www.mazech.com/former_miss_venezuela

Nicky Hilton is now Mrs James Rothschild after she married her beau in a lavish ceremony at Kensington Palace on Friday July 10, 2015.
The wedding gown is rumored to cost about $77,000.
Brief background:

Nicky Hilton is an American businesswoman, fashion model, heiress and fashion designer. She is the great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton, who was the founder of Hilton Hotels. She is also the younger sister of reality star Paris Hilton.

James Rothschild on the other hand is a member of the Rothschild European banking dynasty
In fact, back in 2005, Forbes magazine ranked Rothschild family patriarch Mayer Amschel Rothschild as the seventh most influential businessman of all time. He "helped invent modern banking by introducing concepts such as diversification, rapid communication, confidentiality and high volume" in the late 1700s in Frankfurt, Germany. His empire spread throughout Europe.

Indeed, the newly married couple are used to luxury lifestyle grin

But, what do you guys say about two of the wedding photos below?

Click to read details, see other photos and watch video...

https://www.mazech.com/nicky_hilton

holatin:
I will tell her to go and marry her dad.
if I break my back bone while climbing, who go help service her.


mtchewwwwww

It's the man that came up with the idea oh!

Ladybluecash:
Tonto dike no dey for d list

Lol

See the 3rd photo! Seems nobody is there to carry them if they fall down

See more photos - https://www.mazech.com/tightrope_wedding

kenedy175:
Ooh! I'm very shocked

lol...

That's funny!

See all - https://www.mazech.com/world%27s_most_powerful_musicians

1. Beyonce Knowles
The biggest year of Queen B's career comes courtesy of a massive tour. The superstar singer played 95 shows, bringing in an average $2.4 million per city, according to Pollstar. She also dropped her most innovative album. Titled simply "Beyoncé," the record hit iTunes in December with barely any publicity; the single "Drunk in Love" has already sold more than 1 million copies.

2. Dr. Dre
It was a year of superlatives for the legendary producer, thanks to Apple's $3 billion purchase of Beats, announced in May. His spoils boosted his annual income to an astronomical $620 million -- not only the best year of his career and tops among the names on this year's Celeb 100, but the highest yearly earnings total of any entertainer ever evaluated by FORBES.

3. Jay Z
The mogul's $60 million total is his highest since 2010, bolstered by a diverse list of sources. There's his growing Roc Nation empire; 68 concerts in our scoring period; business ventures ranging from his 40/40 clubs to his D'Ussé cognac; and his latest album, which was certified platinum before it was released due to an agreement with Samsung to buy 1 million copies. For more on Jay Z's rise, check out Empire State of Mind.

4. Rihanna
Rihanna may be the perfect embodiment of the modern pop star. The 26-year-old Barbados native churns out radio hits like "We Found Love" and "Diamonds" and collaborates with some of the biggest names in the business like Jay Z and Eminem. But she also uses social media better than almost anyone. Her Twitter and Instagram feeds allow her to connect with her fans in a way that feels honest and unfiltered and they love her for it. Rihanna is the second most-powerful social media user on our list after Justin Bieber.

Now, here's the shocker!

You can't believe who made the next list of 6. Click to see the rest!

https://www.mazech.com/world%27s_most_powerful_musicians

Chris first approached her and asked for a tightrope wedding

What will you do if your Fiancé asks for a tightrope wedding, or nothing else?

It is true that many people have wedding jitters before the big wedding day, but 25 year old Phoebe had more reason to be extremely nervous during her wedding!

Read on...

If you must marry Chris, you must be prepared for a tightrope wedding or nothing else!

The first of this type of wedding was done in the 1950s in Toulouse, France. It was not an ordinary
wedding. It was a terrifying wedding that took place high in the air, on a piece of rope.’

The good news for their guests is that they were allowed to watch from the ground and on TV without climbing up to walk on the dangling rope with them.


Click to read more, see more photos, and watch the video
https://www.mazech.com/tightrope_wedding

Featured story:

Woman convicted of shooting man for being a weak ejaculator on bed

Read more - https://www.mazech.com/weak_on_bed

Featured story:

Woman convicted of shooting man for being a weak ejaculator on bed

Read more - https://www.mazech.com/weak_on_bed

Sometimes, your life can be messed up after break-up. If possible, please resolve your 'resolvable' problems oh...

A man sneaked into a central New Jersey home and hid under a bed for three days, eating no food. Upon investigation, he was found to be the ex-boyfriend of the homeowners' daughter.

"He was hiding upstairs underneath the bed, in my daughter's bedroom," Margaret Adamcewicz said. "He used to date my daughter five years ago...It didn't end well...He didn't say why he came back. He just picked our house to hide out in. He didn't ,,,,."

Further investigation revealed that Hubbard entered the home through an open door when one resident was taking out the garbage. After entering the house, he proceeded into the spare bedroom, where he stayed under the bed for days. He also began charging his four cell phones utilizing an electric outlet under the bed and,,,,,,,

Nairalanders, what do you guys say about this?

Questions:
Why did he sneak into ex-girlfriend’s home to hide under bed? How was he caught and who first saw him hiding under the bed? Unbelievable!

Click to read full gist, watch video and find out why…
https://www.mazech.com/ex-lover

socially4fun:
armadillo? looks small to waste bullets on. There are better ways to kill a rat.

Go kill am na, if you can

Follow link above to watch the video. If dat thing bites you, na die be dat oh...

dayo23:
RPG will do the work, or dem Boko boys can perform suicide bomb on the Animal

I don't know if bomb will do anything to Armadillo. Everywhere is thick from head to toe. E carry bullet-proof for bodi dey waka

lol, it happened in April too. The bullet backfired and hit the shooter's mother-in-law

More - https://www.mazech.com/shooting_an_armadillo

fagbalex:
It's an extra ordinary animal!!!

I didn't know about this type of animal until now

dayojags10:
I think say nah only naija witch they ooh

lol...

This is second time within 3 months...

Read more about Armadillo -https://www.mazech.com/shooting_an_armadillo

If you’re thinking about shooting an armadillo, please think twice before shooting!

A man from Texas is being treated for injury sustained in the head. He saw an armadillo and shot at it three times with his 38 revolver, but his own bullets bounced back and hit him in the head. The man was airlifted to a nearby hospital. The status of the animal is unknown.

This is the second case of an armadillo-shooting backfiring this year. In April, a man from Georgia accidentally shot his mother-in-law after targeting armadillo. The bullet ricocheted off the armadillo and went through a fence and the back door of the woman’s mobile home before hitting the 74-year-old woman, Carol Johnson, as she sat in her recliner.

What do we know about the animal, armadillo, and why do bullets bounce back sometimes to the shooter

Click to read details and watch the video…
https://www.mazech.com/shooting_an_armadillo