Neyoor:



Your myopic opinion can now be likened to that of a public one. Try harder now I will keep deny you the attention you want until you learn how to use the right words.

The almighty grammarian doesn't know about present continuous tenses in English

Go back to selling insurance, you will be rich when you are 80 years

Meanwhile it is....

I will keep denying you the attention....

Neyoor:




Insanity has eaten up the brain of this one and he won't but conclude I'm a married man. Perhaps, you dreamt of giving me your sisters hand in marriage.

Dream on Aburo.

Wow that justifies my claims...

Tell me, a Yoruba boy of 31 still unmarried ... It only portrays how joblessness and being broke has taken over you....

And to ease your frustration, you come online and type big grammars!!

Tell me, when you sold insurance on commission basis, you taught that was a job??

With your worn out suits and shoes you paraded round looking for an escape route!

Then instead of you to pray and look for a way out, you follow kids online, campaigning and looking for Mr Nairaland 50k...

May History never forgive you for being such an a$$hole to your generation

Neyoor:




Insanity has eaten up the brain of this one and he won't but conclude I'm a married man. Perhaps, you dreamt of giving me your sisters hand in marriage.

Dream on Aburo.

Wow that justifies my claims...

Tell me, a Yoruba boy of 31 still unmarried ... It only portrays how joblessness and being broke has taken over you....

And to ease your frustration, you come online and type big grammars!!

Tell me, when you sold insurance on commission basis, you taught that was a job??

With your worn out suits and shoes you paraded round looking for an escape route!

Then instead of you to pray and look for a way out, you follow kids of your mates campaigning and looking for Mr Nairaland 50k...

May History never forgive you for being such an a$$hole to your generation

StunchLord:

Lol. What a lovely fantasy. But hey, don't give up yet. You could eventually live your nicely conjured dream. Who knows?

It's common Knowledge that Indian ladies are one of the most exceptionally beautiful beings God in his glorified craftmanship ever sculpted. Please when you finally fulfill your dream, abeg notify me make I try my luck as a bad naija guy wey I be. Lols.

Most Asians to my knowledge prefer marrying their fellow countrypeople as against peeps from other countries, especially the black race. It could be for protection from getting corrupted with other genes or they don't want anything to pose threat to their sacred culture and tradition.

Seems this is where I take my leave, I have entertained them enough. I don tire.

Goodnight bro.

Don't go yet buddy... We need more of your $tupidity for public viewing//...

Neyoor:




I can't but laugh at the bolded part...

Have you helped your Little dum..b child with his school assignment??

Married broke men have time limits of being online....

Tell me.... Why are you being wicked to your little child and wife??

Or are you thinking that Mr Se.un will employ you as a Mod

"Get Busy daddy" your child will scream that to your ears soon

StunchLord:

Unfortunately, I didn't even waste a minute of my valuable time to read the nonsense you wrote up there which is as weird as a child rapist like you branding yourself a "monarch.

My lovely dog would gain more stares than a local, uncivilised, huffing and puffing silverback such as yourself if you and it were to do a display in a pageant round.

You and your delusional îdiotic league of miscreants are the lowlest bastards tossed aside into the pit of irrelevancy in this section.

Your woes have travelled wide and far even you run afar to try to escape justice and they have come tomake you pay for your atrocities.

You lack dignity to grace my mentions with filth.

Go to your village shrine and cleanse your cursed soul from the rêtarded spirit possessing you before thinking of conversing with sane people.

Fück off my mentions and stay there. League of palace guards. I'm done with you.

I followed closely, looking for a post to justify my claim that you are brilliant.... I found you wanting in all ramification...

Now listen Broken hearted Ap3, The only thing you do for yourself that will be counted as an achievement all through your L0w life is Jumping from an upstairs and committing suicide.

So that your frustration won't land you to Madness!

Do the needful, while I anticipate your worthless reply...

Greatzeus:
Nice one op,you copied and pasted correctly

Yes ooo... That was why I added sauce source

Titheman:
33. A snail can sleep for three years.(i donbelivit)
45. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times(i donbelivit)
12.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
(Op what of south america)
36. Butterflies taste with their feet.(i donbelivit)

the Continent is America

South was just to differentiate their region

41. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
42. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
43. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
44. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
45. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times
46. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
47. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
48. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

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31.Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
32. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
33. A snail can sleep for three years.
34. All polar bears are left handed.
35. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
36. Butterflies taste with their feet.
37. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
38. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
39. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
40. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

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21.People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
22.It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky
23.The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
24.“Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.
25.If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
26.Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
27. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
28.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
29.If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
30.Question -What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.

11.There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”
12.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
13.There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
14.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
15.Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.
16.Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.
17.Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
18.You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
19.It is impossible to lick your elbow.
20.The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

INTERESTING UNKNOWN FACTS :
1.Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.
2.The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
3.The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.
4.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5.Ants never sleep!
6.“I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
7. Coca-Cola was originally green.
8. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
9.When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.
10.Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.

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I am thinking of studying in any University in Austria, don't know if any one can suggest for me and tell me the process involved.

It is so complicated to me.

Mods, don't remove my thread or you redirect me to the Original thread. Thanks

prettythicksme:
Pls dont finish me,night.

.... Launch me some na

prettythicksme:
hahahahahahahaha i'm ready

Your stupidity makes me wonder if actually Goats give birth to humans

prettythicksme:
hahahahahahahaha i'm ready

Your stupidity makes me wonder if actually Goats gave birth to humans