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Romance › Re: I Am Deactivating From Nairaland Tomorro! by McBrooklyn(m): 1:03pm On Oct 11, 2016

Oya Gerrrrrrrraaaaaahiaaaaaa Fûcking Troll

Romance › Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by McBrooklyn(m): 12:33pm On Oct 11, 2016

Lol, I fûcking love this. Nice one OP!! . . . Lemme add my own now

11. And some stacks of condoms carefully hidden in your bedroom

Romance › Re: 10 Photos Every Skinny Girl Can Relate With by McBrooklyn(m): 12:01pm On Oct 11, 2016

dissybling:
lol totally true
slim is me and I love it

Sorry for asking, and are you the one on your display picture??

Romance › Re: 10 Photos Every Skinny Girl Can Relate With by McBrooklyn(m): 11:51am On Oct 11, 2016*

When Bae wants to introduce you to her crew of buddies, and he was like:

Him: Guys, meet this my new girlfriend

One Of Dem Buddies: Oh, so this is the slim girl you've been telling us about??

You: ====>

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Romance › Re: 10 Photos Every Skinny Girl Can Relate With by McBrooklyn(m): 11:51am On Oct 11, 2016

When you agree to go on a blind date with a Nigga you met on Nairaland and immediately you met, he was like:

Him: Bae, you didn't tell me you're this slim now

You: ====>

Romance › Re: 10 Types Of Assistant Girlfriends by McBrooklyn(m): 9:22am On Oct 11, 2016

AGF For Serious Kpanshing Only

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Celebrities › Re: Cossy Ojiakor Celebrates Nigeria's Independence With Topless Photos by McBrooklyn(m): 10:58pm On Oct 10, 2016

HERSLEY:
Ok Im running a background check since u don't wanna tell me. By 2mrw,i ll give an ansa to why u were off

OK, but I think it's high time you need to stop acting like you really care sef

Romance › Re: Guys Are No Longer Finding Dark Skinned Women Attractive by McBrooklyn(m): 10:47pm On Oct 10, 2016

Lawlahdey:
And me im looking for darkening cream because of Mc.Brooklyn
....someone help me

Lol, I fûcking hate black girls if you don't know honey. I love you cos you're light skinned and I want you to continue glowing

Celebrities › Re: Cossy Ojiakor Celebrates Nigeria's Independence With Topless Photos by McBrooklyn(m): 8:50pm On Oct 10, 2016

HERSLEY:
wat if I bribe u with

Bribe me with what??

Romance › Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(m): 7:11pm On Oct 10, 2016

bibijay123:
Boo have i ever complained?

Lol, no you actually didn't complain but you should stop pretending you're a fan of men with small joystick

Celebrities › Re: Cossy Ojiakor Celebrates Nigeria's Independence With Topless Photos by McBrooklyn(m): 6:44pm On Oct 10, 2016

HERSLEY:
I said it dah u r d harsh type n can beat a woman

Yeah, I know I'm harsh but I can't lay my precious hand on a woman

You're still no gonna hear shít from me!!

Romance › Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(m): 6:41pm On Oct 10, 2016

bibijay123:
It ain't abt size....just know what makes ur woman tick

So that means you can continue fûcking a guy with small dîck??

Romance › Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(m): 6:04pm On Oct 10, 2016*

When you've been kpanshing a lady for the past 10 minutes and you were like:

Tosyne2much: Baby, are you feeling me? I think I'm about to cûm

She: Babe, have you even start fûcking yet??

Tosyne2much: ====>

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Romance › Re: 10 Pictures Every Guy With Small Joystick Can Relate To by McBrooklyn(m): 6:01pm On Oct 10, 2016*

When you've been asking God to give you a big joystick so you can use it to scatter and destroy ladies pûnna and God decided to answer your prayer ===>

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Celebrities › Re: Cossy Ojiakor Celebrates Nigeria's Independence With Topless Photos by McBrooklyn(m): 5:47pm On Oct 10, 2016

HERSLEY:
Tell me! Come on!

Woman, stop bothering me because you ain't gonna hear shît from me!!

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