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Romance › Re: What's Wrong Dressing Like This To Church by McBrooklyn(m): 4:42pm On Jul 09, 2017

Airforce1 Wannabe...

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Romance › Re: What's Wrong Dressing Like This To Church by McBrooklyn(m): 4:37pm On Jul 09, 2017

Romance › Re: A Nairalander Spotted With Bukola Saraki by McBrooklyn(m): 4:37pm On Jul 09, 2017

Dear Nairalanders,

On behalf of the Yabaleft Mental Institution, we are very sorry for any inconveniences or damages caused by our patient BuhariChild. We have no idea how he escaped from his cell but please be rest assured that we will not rest until we find him & cage him once again.

Signed
Management.

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Romance › Re: Matreating Cos Off Laugh by McBrooklyn(m): 4:09pm On Jul 09, 2017

adaksbullet:
CDQ yh yh

LOL... "CDQ Yeh Yeh"...

You dey craze...

Romance › Re: Matreating Cos Off Laugh by McBrooklyn(m): 4:03pm On Jul 09, 2017

adaksbullet:
I'm no u are lie

See the q yh yh

Yo, tell me the meaning of that shît or you can as well gerrrarrriah...

Politics › Re: Aregbesola Congratulates Ademola Adeleke Osun West Senatorial By-Election Winner by McBrooklyn(m): 3:58pm On Jul 09, 2017

Damage Control...

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Romance › Re: Matreating Cos Off Laugh by McBrooklyn(m): 3:49pm On Jul 09, 2017

adaksbullet:
see the q yh yh

Are u get whot I'm typed?

LOL... I didn't get that Bus... Expansiate

Romance › Re: Matreating Cos Off Laugh by McBrooklyn(m): 2:39pm On Jul 09, 2017

adaksbullet:

Bus...

Romance › Re: Number Hookup by McBrooklyn(m): 2:13pm On Jul 09, 2017

PussyBlower:
Damn! Here's a Marafûçking Shekau wannabe tryna tempt a hoe down to Boko-haram stronghold for kidnapping purpose, Fûçk you're fûçking gonna end up kidnapping a hoe with a fûçking broke ass family

Hoe-K...

Romance › Re: Signs To Know If She Is Ready For Sex by McBrooklyn(m): 1:52pm On Jul 09, 2017

Romance › Re: Number Hookup by McBrooklyn(m): 1:51pm On Jul 09, 2017

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Romance › Re: Matreating Cos Off Laugh by McBrooklyn(m): 1:37pm On Jul 09, 2017

Romance › Re: I Prefer Loose Pussy To Tight Pussy by McBrooklyn(m): 1:33pm On Jul 09, 2017

Splinz:
Mbok don't manhandle him when you finally get him. You know he's a royal mor0n.

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Romance › Re: I Prefer Loose Pussy To Tight Pussy by McBrooklyn(m): 1:02pm On Jul 09, 2017

MissRaine69:
Please hurry ......

Sure, ma'am...

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Romance › Re: I Prefer Loose Pussy To Tight Pussy by McBrooklyn(m): 12:44pm On Jul 09, 2017

Dear Nairalanders,

On behalf of the Yabaleft Mental Institution, we are very sorry for any inconveniences or damages caused by our patient RoyalMoron. We have no idea how he escaped from his cell but please be rest assured that we will not rest until we find him & cage him once again.

Signed
Management.

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Romance › Re: My Dilemma With A Married Friend Who Wants Sex From Me II by McBrooklyn(m): 12:03am On Jul 09, 2017

Romance › Re: Will You Still Love Me If I Say I Am A Witch? by McBrooklyn(m): 11:59pm On Jul 08, 2017

lucky999:
Or any body that is witch

Your choice, Bro...

Romance › Re: Will You Still Love Me If I Say I Am A Witch? by McBrooklyn(m): 11:38pm On Jul 08, 2017

First of all, tell us... Are you a fûcking witch??

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Science/Technology › Re: Nigeria Vs NewZealand: How They Responded When Whale Were Washed Ashore(Photos) by McBrooklyn(m): 10:58pm On Jul 08, 2017

LastMumu:
The stark contrast between both pictures has nothing to do with hunger, the pictures depicts the difference in culture of both people, it is a mentality thing. While the Whites have gotten to that stage where they see nature in a different light, they understand the importance of protecting, exploring, and respecting it, Africans still have this "consume - consume" mentality. I can tell you most of those with cutlass butchering that whale have food waiting for them at home. But immediately they saw the whale, the only thing they are thinking is 'I must eat it!'. It is the way our head is wired here.

LastMumu

My Man, I owe you 3 bottles... Enter the nearest bar to claim it, bills on me...

Romance › Re: Which Section Is The Most Active In Nairaland..n Which 1 Is D Most Boring by McBrooklyn(m): 8:30pm On Jul 08, 2017

Romance › Re: Savagery Contest(romanceland Edition) by McBrooklyn(m): 6:54pm On Jul 08, 2017

Romance › Re: Manu Fans Which Way by McBrooklyn(m): 6:01pm On Jul 08, 2017

Manchester United vs Real Madrid

Score:2-0
Min: 90+3"

⚽ Goal!! Lukaku

1.2 tєѕtíng

Nairaland General › Re: Some Useful Safety Tips For Your Friends And Family by McBrooklyn(op): 5:29pm On Jul 08, 2017

Papiikush:
If you do it you die, if you don't do it you die.

We are all go'n die one way or another

You can as well die first, Bro... We'll come join you when our time is up

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Nairaland General › Some Useful Safety Tips For Your Friends And Family by McBrooklyn(op): 5:25pm On Jul 08, 2017

Below are 14 few safety tips for your friends and family;

1. Never go to bed with your car's fuel tank empty (No fuel). In case of an emergency, what if your good neighbour isn't at home.

2. Never employ a nanny you don't know her home. Some of them are child traffickers in disguise.

3. Never go to bed with your phone empty (No airtime). Most emergencies happen at night.

4. Do not stand or park your car under high tension cable especially when it is windy.

5. Do not attempt to start your generator with your phone torchlight as the source of light. As this could cause explosion.

6. Do not answer telephone calls in the kitchen when your gas cylinder is turn on.

7. Endeavour to crawl under the smoke if a house is engulfed by smoke, as walking straight could cause suffocation. Smoke mounts up.

8. If by mistake you swallow a fish bone, lick salt, and pull your ears while you cough out the fish bone.

9. If you are in any traffic or 'hold up', 'go- slow' as in local parlance, if you must remain in your car while it is not in motion, always apply your central lock.

10. Do not leave your children alone in the car with your dog or any pet.

11. Nowadays, never enter a lift alone if you must. So many are already gone through this.

12. Never leave your opened drink to take a call outside. It could be a plan to distract you. Many have been poisoned through this.

13. Never rush out to turn off the tap on hearing its sound in the night. It's a new robbery trick to wilfully bring you out. Remember, you didn't leave it running before retiring to bed.

14 Never rush out to re- start your Generator; if it suddenly go off: Robbers has been known to put off the generator of their target; in order to draw them out, so they can gain an easy access without breaking doors or burglaries!

Be security conscious! Don't be careless!! Share with friends and loved ones if you find it important and educative!!!

cc: lalasticlala, seun, Dominique

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Celebrities › Re: Rosy Meurer And Olakunle Churchill Reply Trolls Blasting Them Because Of Tonto by McBrooklyn(m): 2:49pm On Jul 08, 2017

HERSLEY:
lol cool

You wanna try your luck??

Romance › Re: Lady Breaks Up With Boyfriend Because Her Parents Weren't Pleased With Him by McBrooklyn(m): 12:24pm On Jul 08, 2017*

Girlfriend: My parent don't want me to marry a man that can't clear the table by himself

Boyfriend:

Romance › Re: Lady Breaks Up With Boyfriend Because Her Parents Weren't Pleased With Him by McBrooklyn(m): 12:24pm On Jul 08, 2017*

So make the Nigga dey clear table for his supposed girlfriend in her papa house??

Romance › Re: Debate; Which Is More Attractive Butt Or Boobs? by McBrooklyn(m): 11:12am On Jul 08, 2017

Bobby...

Romance › Re: Romantic Photo - This Is How MTN And GLO Suck Our Data by McBrooklyn(m): 11:11am On Jul 08, 2017

Romance › Re: Describe Your Ex Using #ISSA by McBrooklyn(m): 10:57am On Jul 08, 2017

comradespade:
Lol, The real MVP

But, who's at fault?

'em especially... 'em usually become greedy with time... And me don't want to get trapped while I'm still young AF...

Romance › Re: Describe Your Ex Using #ISSA by McBrooklyn(m): 10:47am On Jul 08, 2017

comradespade:
Maybe when you broke up, you were the one at fault

LOL... I used to date too many girls, so I won't take it to heart when one of 'em decides to leave... Soldier go, Soldier come...

Romance › Re: 5 Traits That Will Make You More Attractive To Women by McBrooklyn(m): 10:38am On Jul 08, 2017

ubiqly:
hahaha..true sha. but there are still alot of smooth guys without money getting all the attention from women.

Yep, only if you know to play your games the right way or you're the good looking type...

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