₦airaland Forum

WHICH OF THESE CAREER DO YOU WANT?
Footballer-- 1week- $300,000
Graduate -- 100yrs-- $300,000
Teacher----- 500yrs --$300,000
Drug dealer-- 2days- $300,000
Politician-- 24hrs- -$300,000
Armed robber- 10mins --$300,000.
CHOOSE & ANSWER

CONVERSATION BETWEEN SATAN AND GOD.
Satan: Hahahaha.
God: Why are you laughing.
Satan: Am not laughing.
God: Then waht are you doing ?
Satan: Am smiling.
God: Why smiling.
Satan: You said this is your child ?
God: Which one ?
Satan: The one reading this.
God: Of course this is my child.
Satan: Ha since morning your child has not
even mentioned your name even once.
God: But still I love my child and I know he
does too.
Satan: No he doesn't , this child is mine
since morning has been
committing sin .. and bad evil thoughts are in
his mind.
God: Satan you're a liar, I created this child
in my own image and
likeness..Ok to prove that he is mine, wait
and see that his comment.
"I AM FOR GOD"
Satan: Hahaha Ok let's wait and see ok let's
make a deal.
God: Ok Satan if he ignores the message he
is yours and if he comments
he is mine, deal ?
Satan: Ok deal.. Hahahaha
God: Satan why are you still laughing ?
Satan: Am laughing because no one cares no
one will comment.
God: Let's wait and see.
God: the choice is yours.
IN 5 SECONDS TYPE" I AM FOR GOD" LET'S
DEFEAT SATAN WITH HIS EVIL DEEDS.

BUHARI IS WANTED

LAMENTATION 3 Vs 37...... Who is he that saith, and it cometh to
pass, when the Lord commandeth it
not?........GEJ TIL 2019.......

STORY... STORY....

Orikinla:
Why Does the First Lady of Ekiti State, Mrs. Feyisetan Fayose Look Like A Man?

GOOGLE AM

yahx:
as atm no com dey my town nko

TRAVEL GO LOOK FOR ATM

A man asks a trainer
in the gym: “I want
2 impress that
beautiful girl , which
machine can I use?”
Trainer replies: “Use
the ATM”......

WHAT IS ON TINUBU'S MIND ABOUT
BUHARI? DOES TINUBU HIMSELF BELIEVE IN
BUHARI?

The Senior Special Assistant to the
President on Public Affairs Doyin
Okupe says the recent statement
credited to the All Progressive
Congress (APC) spokesman Lai
Mohammed that the Federal
Government underrated the capacity
of Boko Haram is far from the truth.
Okupe told newsmen at a briefing in
Abuja on Wednesday that it is also
not that the Federal Government
delayed attempts to rout the
insurgents to score political points.
“The first instance, what President
Goodluck Jonathan said in the
interview which has been
mischievously twisted by the APC was
that at the outset of the Boko Haram
activities, the group was treated as
local insurgent group in view of the
fact that there was scanty information
on its global network in training,
funding and supply of arms.”
He said the recent success recorded
by the Nigerian military is as a result
of the deployment of a specially
trained anti-terrorism Combat Squad,
the acquisition and deployment of
more sophisticated military hardware
and the recent deployment of troops
by neighbouring countries.
“It will be recalled that on the 2nd of
June 2013, the APC presidential
candidate Gen. Muhammadu Buhari
who was then the leader of the
Congress for Progressive Change
(CPC) criticized the declaration of
state of emergency in Adamawa,
Borno and Yobe States and the
subsequent military offensive against
the Boko Haram sect.”
Okupe expressed optimism that the
fight against insurgency will soon be
over.

The current offensive by the Nigerian
Armed Forces against the Boko Haram
insurgents has led to the recapture of
several towns and communities that
used to be under the control of the
terror group, as well as the seizure of
a large cache of arms and
ammunition.
We take a look at the Nigerian military
and the Multi-National Joint Task
Force’s renewed efforts to rout the
insurgents from the country’s North
East.
Following the shift in the 2015
General Elections due to the security
challenges in the country’s North
East, the current Nigerian military
offensive has led to the invasion of the
Sambisa forest, killing hundreds of the
insurgents and destroying their
camps.
The military success recorded in the
renewed fight against Boko Haram in
the country’s North East has raised
hopes, creating a morale booster for
many as the activities of the terror
group had constituted a major threat
to the survival and unity of the
Nigerian State.
The turning of the tide of the Nigerian
Military against Boko Haram is
attributed to new strategies, arrival of
sophisticated armaments and support
of the Multi-National Joint Task Force
clobbered by the current Military
Onslaught, the Boko Haram terror
group has reverted to attacks on soft
targets as witnessed in suicide
bombings in Kano and Potiskum.
The recent successes of the Nigerian
Military against Boko Haram have
tended to restoring their rating as one
of the best Military in the world.

What do you Smell here??





"Federal Government should listen to Boko
Haram's Cease fire requests"- Lai
Mohammed. #AgainstBokohari

k

A Girl started noticing a Guy standing in-front
of her home everyday in the evening. She
started observing him after coming back from
college & week-ends. The guy never tried to
talk
to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves
here & there by looking into his mobile and
occasionally looking at her. It went on like
that
for a year and the Girl
understood the Guy's love for her & his
decent
behaviour. So, she told her parents. They too
saw him & liked him. They called her grand
parents too to decide about the marriage. So,
everyone
told her to go & talk to him as he seem too
shy...
Next day she went to him & said: "Hi... I'm
Radha.."
Guy: "Hi... I'm Krishna.."
Hearing this the Girl was very happy as the
names were matching like Lord Krishna &
Radha Devi.
Girl went on & said: "I really appreciate ur
patience & decency. U have been standing
infront of my home everyday for about a year
now. So, I understand that u love me so
much...
& I too love u and want to marry U".
Guy: Smiled & Said....
"Forgive me sister! Actually Ur home's WIFI
doesn't have a password. So, I come here to
use
free wi-fi to chat with my Girlfriend...!!!"...

GIRLS LAW..........


The amount of love given to any man by a
woman is directly proportional to the
amount of money given to a lady and
inversely proportional to the girls beauty
provided the mans money remains
constant. .. .TRUE OR FALSE?

All these Hausa/fulanis shouting "Change!". If
for one reason Buhari steps down for
Osinbajo, would you still vote for APC?
Answer this with all sincerity

buhari: let sharia lead

no PVC no election

Former governor of Adamawa state,
Murtala Nyako has accused the Chief
Judge of the Federal High Court,
Justice Ibrahim Auta of frustrating his
case challenging the legality of his
impeachment by allegedly
withdrawing the case file from the
Adamawa division of the court.
Nyako wants Justice Auta to release
the case file to the Yola division of the
Federal High Court immediately to
enable the court deliver judgment in
the interest of justice.
Murtala Nyako was impeached by the
Adamawa State House of Assembly in
2014 for gross misconduct arising
from the misappropriation of funds
and other offences.
Since then he has been in court to
challenge the constitutionality of his
impeachement, but the former
governor alleged that Justice Ibrahim
Auta withdrew the case file few days
to the delivery of judgement by trail
Judge, Justice Bilikisu Aliyu.
In a petition, Nyako has also alleged
that the Chief Judge of Adamawa
state, Justice Ishaya Banu is
frustrating his legal action by delaying
proceedings in the matter which he
allegedly assigned to himself therby
subverting the course of justice.
But the Chief Registrar of the Federal
High Court, Rosemary Oghoghorie
dismissed the allegation stating that
counsel in the suit, Festus Keyamo
representing the Chief Judge of
Adamawa state, Justice Ishaya Banu
had petitioned Justice Bilikisu Aliyu
on ground of denial of fair hearing
and forwarded same to the CJ.
She added that Justice Auta called for
the case file to ascertain the
genuiness of the allegation of denial
of fair hearing. Oghoghorie added that
the Court of Appeal, Yola division
granted a stay of proceedings in the
matter on Tuesday which implies that
none of the parties can take any
futher step on the matter.

Here are your latest exchange rates as at
today Monday 16th February 2015
1 US Dollar = 204.300 Naira
1 European Euro = 233.183 Naira
1 British Pound = 314.360 Naira
1 Kuwaiti Dinar = 691.172 Naira
1 Libyan Dinar = 150.249 Naira
1 Israeli Shekel = 52.73 Naira
1 Egyptian pound = 26.78 Naira
1 Kenyan Shilling = 2.23 Naira
1 Japanese yen = 1.72 Naira
1 Chinese yuan renminbi = 32.69 Naira
1 CFA Franc = 0.355 (1 Naira = 2.812 CFA
Franc)
1 South African Rand = 17.57 Naira
1 Emirati Dirham (Dubai AED) = 55.62 Naira
1 Qatari Riyal = 56.10 Naira
1 Saudi Arabian Riyal = 54.45 Naira
1 Malaysian Ringgit = 57.05 Naira
1 Belarusian rubble = 0.013 Naira (1 Naira =
75.61 BYR )
1 Canadian Dollar = 164.077 Naira
1 Ghanaian Cedi = 59.91 Naira
1 Gambian Dalasi = 4.74 Naira
1 Russian Ruble = 3.27 Naira
1 Indonesian Rupiah = 0.016 Naira (1 Naira =
62.27 Rupiah)
1 Australian Dollar = 158.93 Naira
1 Indian rupee = 3.28 Naira
Important: These are the base exchange rates
which forex agents work from - you will pay a
higher rate than this with a forex agent
because they charge commission/service fee.
Travelstart does not sell foreign currency,
these serve only as a guide

gottoboy:
Do you know churchboyz in person? Iwant to hear their sung, iknow ɗєм, they ά̲̣̥я̥є my friends friend, αм yet to see ɗєм though, ι know they're based in KD.

its a group of guys in Kaduna state. most of em in Kaduna state uni
spreading d gospel via music. i also dunno them in person buh i visit their website

how are they your friends if u are yet 2 see them na??

Should Nigerians lose sleep because one old
fool tears is political party membership
card ....it's a big shame that we have very
short memory in this country, a wicked man
that can intimidate his own biological son
and sleep with his wife, just because he want
to give the innocent woman contract to
supply equipment in nnpc.., a wicked man
that sent soldiers to Odi..in Bayelsa to wipe
out a whole community , this old man
suffering from dementia will think because he
has been fortunate by the grace of God to rule
this country on 2 occasion now makes him
think he his the father of this nation....despite
all Nelson Mandela did for South Africa , he
never wanted to control or dictate to thambo
mbeki or Jacob Zuma before he died....but
this man actually think he his God....this
action will backfire at him....by God's
President Goodluck Jonathan will become the
David of our time....may the almighty God
grant him grace to perform better than he did
in this first term,,,,God almighty will fight your
battle...if Godluck was from one of the major
tribes in Nigeria , will obasanjo continue to
humiliate him like this, president Umaru Yar
adua never listen to obasanjo, but obasanjo
never dared to treat him with disrespect like
this, because he knows the northerners will
fight for Yar adua....all I will say to you ...no
man is God...

Formed in February 2013, the party is the
result of an alliance by Nigeria's three
biggest opposition parties – the Action
Congress of Nigeria (ACN), the Congress
for Progressive Change (CPC), the All
Nigeria Peoples Party (ANPP) - and a
faction of the All Progressives Grand
Alliance (APGA) – merged to take on the
People's Democratic Party . [6][7] The
resolution was signed by Tom Ikimi , the
current spokesman for the party, who
represented the ACN; Senator Annie
Okonkwo on behalf of the APGA; former
governor of Kano State, Mallam Ibrahim
Shekarau, the Chairman of ANPP's Merger
Committee; and Garba Sadi, the Chairman
of CPC's Merger Committee. [8]
The party received approval from the
nation's electoral umpire Independent
National Electoral Commission (INEC) on
31 July 2013 to become a political party
and subsequently withdrew the operating
licenses of the three previous and
merging parties (the ACN, CPC and
ANPP). In March 2013, it was reported
that two other associations – African
Peoples Congress and All Patriotic
Citizens – also applied for INEC
registration, adopting APC as an acronym
as well, reportedly "a development
interpreted to be a move to thwart the
successful coalition of the opposition
parties, ahead of the 2015 general
elections." [9] It was reported in April
2013 that the party was considering
changing their name to the All
Progressive Congress of Nigeria (APCN)
to avoid further complications. [10]
The Nigerian middle class see the
emerging APC has the alternative to the
ruling PDP and it is yet to be seen the
effects on the political calculations
towards the 2015 elections. The ruling
PDP has congratulated the APC for her
registration as a political party but was
quick to note that the APC is no threat to
its electoral chances.
On 25 November, Five Governors in the
existing ruling party announced their
decision to join APC, as well as 49
legislators[11] who will now join the rank
of 137 legislators in the APC upon prior
merger of the smaller opposition parties;
[12] giving it a slim majority of 186
legislators in the Lower House, with a
defection of 11 legislators on 29 January
2014 it has gain the majority of
legislators in the upper house with a
number of 58. [13] However, only 37
legislators have formally made the switch
as at 18 December 2013, giving APC a
nominal majority of 172 of 360
Legislators, as against PDP's 171 as
some PDP allied, smaller parties hold
some other seats. [14] This was further
confirmed when the party seated 179
members on January 15, 2015 when the
House resumed after a long recess to
finally affirm its majority [15]
On 12–13 December 2014, the APC was
admitted as a consultative member into
the Socialist International .

Now Showing On Kakaaki: An Interview With
APC National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai
Mohammed.
Kindly Tune In To Watch Or Online Via
www.aitonline.tv/live

DID YOU KNOW
No matter the number of spiders you
have in your house,you can't use their
web to browse.

ghost1718:
I pray that our wishes will come true in A peaceful way.......... Still proud to be igbo

AMEN

Love at first sight is an experience and a
common trope in literature in which a
person, character, or speaker feels an
instant and extreme romantic attraction
for a stranger on the first sight of them.