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CelebritiesSee My Bum Bum: Actress, Halima Abubakar Shows Off Backside (photo) by mcekpes(op): 7:54pm On Nov 14, 2013
Nollywood actress, Halima Abubakar has
shared
photo of her showing off her bum.
The actress obviously knows she’s got it
and
doesn’t hesitate to flaunt it.

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RomanceHow To Get A Girl Hot And Wet Just By Sitting Next To Her by mcekpes(op):
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Arousing any girl he
wants is every guy's
dream and getting a
girl Hot is more
about the vibes and sexual tension
that both of you feel than anything
else.
To make a girl feel Hot, you first need
to build the sexual chemistry between
both of you. You need to flirt with her,
tease her and make her like your
attention.
Use these 8 tips and watch her get
aroused in no time.
1. Sit really close: When you're with
this girl you're sexually attracted to, find
an excuse to sit really close to her. Pull
out your tablet and show off a cool new
app, or read out a long interesting article
from a magazine she likes. But as you sit
next to her, make sure you're sitting in a
tight spot so your arms are touching
each other's. And even if there's a lot of
space to sit on, squeeze close to her and
immediately shift her focus to the tablet
or book in your hands so she's too
distracted to slide her butt away from
you. Make sure your arms touch each
other, because the soft grazing of both
your arms is crucial to rouse the sexual
tension and turn her on.
2. Keep her interested: Don't talk flirty
at all. It'll raise her guard. She's already
touching you and she's obviously
conscious of that. Get her distracted
from the touches by having an
interesting conversation with her. Get
her attention by gossiping about
something you heard or reveal a little
secret you heard from a little birdie. As
long as you excite her with something
while talking to her, she'll overlook the
fact that both of you are almost attached
at the hip.
3. Start talking flirty with her: Getting
a girl Hot is easiest when both of you
have to sit next to each other for a while
with no interruptions, be it in a
boardroom or a library, or even while
travelling in a train or bus. But no matter
where you are, just get her involved and
things will go smoothly all the way.
Somewhere along the conversation, get
flirty with her discreetly. Compliment
her about something to start with. Be
very subtle or she'll move away from
you. "You smell great", "I like the fabric
of your shirt", "You have really nice eyes,
did I ever say that before?
4. Touch her fingers: Play it safe and
slow. No matter what, make sure these
little moves both of you are indulging in
is discreet. If she feels awkward or
uncomfortable, it's the end of the road
for your sexual endeavor. Find an excuse
to touch her fingers, either by brushing
her palm with yours or by giving her
something to hold. Compliment her
about her delicate fingers or how
smooth it is. She'd know your naughty
games by now, but as long as you keep
the pace slow and enjoyable, she'll like
your sensual touches. Another good way
is to pretend like you read palms. It'll
work even if she knows you have no idea
about palmistry. Flirt with her and say
something naughty when you see her
palms.
5. Whisper into her ears: This is
especially good if there are other people
around both of you who are too
preoccupied with something else. Movie
theatres, bus journeys, the backseat of a
car with friends when another guy is
driving, or if both of you are at home
watching a movie are perfect times to
indulge in the whispering act. Don't be
funny while whispering into her ear. If
she laughs, it completely kills the mood.
Go near her ear like you're whispering
something and compliment her again
and say you just had to compliment her
about the same thing again. If you want
to get straight to the point, whisper into
her ear and ask her if she'd like to hang
out with you later. Whispering
something intimate like a date request
with some heavy breathing in the
background will make the hair on the
back of her neck and hands stand. And
make sure your lips graze her ears so
she can feel a hint of a teasing kiss on
her ear.
6. Reach out from across her: To make
any of these moves work, you have to
feel the sexual tension in the air. If you
don't feel it, don't try these moves. And
when you feel the sexual chemistry
thicken in the air, don't worry, she'll feel
it too and even get aroused by it. Now
that you've been touching her and
whispering into her ear, it's time to take
it to the next level. Find an excuse to
reach out to something from across her.
And as you reach your hand out to pick
something up, make sure your shoulder
or arm grazes her breasts or some other
strategic body part. Play innocent and
don't jerk back or look awkward. Make it
seem natural, like you're a clean boy
scout who's doing nothing wrong.
7. Read her reciprocation: If she starts
speaking softly or moves closer to you,
chances are, she's as Hot as you are
right now! If you've been following these
tips to the tee, you'd definitely have an
erection already. Just play along and
repeat the flirting, teasing, touching and
reaching out to body parts now and then
for as long as both of you enjoy it.
8. Ask her out: Now all this turning on
shouldn't go to waste, should it? Tease
her and play with her for a while, and
she'll love it all the more. Or if you want
to do something more about it, go close
to her ear and ask her if she'd like to
come over to your place. If you're with
friends, make an excuse and get out
separately and meet her outside so both
of you can get home and do something
about all that heavy petting and raging
hormones.

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CelebritiesPHOTOS: Check Out Tonto Dikeh 'digging' It Out by mcekpes(op): 9:55am On Nov 14, 2013
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Nollywood actress/singer, Tonto
Dikeh posted photos of herself
dancing to Davido's song 'Skelewu'.

She captioned the photos "Skelewu
movement" .

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CelebritiesSEXY Photos:mercy Johnson Shows Off Her Body In 1st Photoshoot Since Having Bby by mcekpes(op): 4:37pm On Nov 13, 2013
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The actress had a baby a few months back and since then she has been eager to get back to her shapely body. In a recent photo-shoot and first since becoming a mother, we have no doubt she has achieved her aim.

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CelebritiesWizkid And Tania Cuddle Up On A Couch by mcekpes(op): 7:14am On Nov 13, 2013

CelebritiesTonto Dikeh On Her Birthday, Insults Linda Ikeji by mcekpes(op): 7:05am On Nov 13, 2013
Another day, another Tonto Dikeh
saga.
The actress recently took a stab at
celebrity blogger, Linda Ikeji on Twitter
when she retweeted a tweet posted by
fan. The infamous tweet states that the
blogger should go and get married.

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CelebritiesChidinma: “i’m Still A Virgin” by mcekpes(op): 5:59am On Nov 13, 2013
Earlier yesterday, a s*x tape with the
female participant having a striking
resemblance to the petite Nigerian
music star was released and went
viral on social media.
Apparently the Chidinma look-alike
was shown to have been having
vigorous s*x with an unknown young
man, but the person who released the
tape is still at large and unknown.
In a statement Chidinma denies the
s*x tape vehemently and told
reporters that she is still a virgin.
In her own words, “I didn’t make any
s*x tape o, I have no idea where that
tape is from and I am still a virgin o!”
However she didn’t stop there, she
also said she will sue the person who
uploaded the video and the people
who made the video for slander.

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CrimeSEE How This Naija Babeexpose Her Body Completely by mcekpes(op): 5:50am On Nov 13, 2013
I really find it difficult to believe that
a lady would leave her home dressing
like this, unless she is possessed by a
very strong marine spirit. Please this is
for adults only. Se e her back and front
"madness" below...

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CelebritiesGhanaian Actress Yvonne Nelson In Prison by mcekpes(op): 7:12am On Nov 12, 2013
Popular Ghanaian actress, Yvonne
Nelson recently had a feel of life in a
prison after been jailed in a yet to be
released flick entitled, The Refugee .
Yvonne is a major character in the
movie and she had several scenes shot
in the confines of a prison wall.
According to the Ghanaian actress, who
posted a picture
from the set of the movie on her
Instagram page, “Prison
sucks!!!!! Watch out for this movie.”


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Jokes EtcDont piss on You cloth after reading this Joke by mcekpes(op):
What is PISS? When U take a 9hr jorney 2 c
a guy U met online
n on getting there, his phone is switchd
off! U r PISSED! After
trying his line several hrs n still off, U felt U
should check into a
hotel; On gettin there, U discoverd ur
wallet containing all ur
money has been stolen. U r SO PISSED! U
dropped ur bag @ d
reception, ran 2 a nearby bank 2 withdraw
with your atm card.
On getting there, ATM traps ur card.
Angrily, U went straight
into d bank 2 complain n they tell U 2
come 4 ur card in a week
time. Honestly U r HELL PISSED! On ur way
back 2 the hotel
with absolute rage, U received an alert;
50k has been deducted
frm ur account some minutes ago. OMG! U
r BADLY PISSED! Stil
lost in rage, U got 2 d hotel only to find
out ur bag is no more. U
asked d receptionist, he points 2 an
inscription on d notice board
2 U wich reads "bags kept @ owners risk".
Ooh what a pity! U r
DAMN PISSED! In d bid 2 make trouble, he
calls d security 2
lock U up. oh! Who will bail U now? U r
PISSED! INFACT, U DON
PISS 4 BODY!

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CrimeSpanish Police Arrest 25 Nigerians For ‘sex Trafficking by mcekpes(op): 10:06pm On Nov 11, 2013
Spanish police say they have arrested 25
people in a sex-trafficking ring that
brought women from Nigeria to work as
prostitutes.
The women, allegedly lured with the
promise of good jobs in Europe, were first
flown to Mexico or Brazil, travelling on
false identity documents.
From there, they were flown to Paris,
then smuggled into Spain to work in the
sex trade, police say.
Five women who were victims of the sex
ring were freed in the raids.
Police found one member of the gang
performing an abortion on one of the five
women, reports the BBC.
Arrests were made across Spain – in
Madrid, Toledo, Cantabria and Palma de
Mallorca.
More than 100 vans concealing luxury
goods were also seized.
The gang used the vans to launder their
profits and send them back to Lagos,
police say.
The vans, with dark-tinted windows and
welded doors, were stocked full of beer
but had luxury items hidden deeper
inside.
Goods worth an estimated 5m euros
(£4.1m; $6.6m) were found in 94 vans
seized in Madrid and another 26 in the
port of Valencia, including high-end
televisions and cases of alcohol.
Police say the gang was formed more
than 20 years ago in Nigerian universities
and was also known for sending so-called
Nigerian letters by email, asking
recipients to send money.

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CelebritiesPHOTO: Stephanie Okereke- Linus Proves Her Marriage Is Strong by mcekpes(op): 9:51pm On Nov 11, 2013
The marriage of top Nollywood actress,
Stephanie Okereke-Linus seems to be
getting
stronger and stronger each day. This can
be
proved by a recent picture released by
the
screen diva.
The 31-year-old star married her
husband, Linus
Idahosa, in France, in April 2012. Their
wedding was
tagged ‘Fairy Tale’.
Since their wedding, the couple has been
displaying
affection to each other.
Stephanie shared a picture of herself with
Linus on
her Instagram page, and as we can see
from the
piece of photograph, the pretty star is
enjoying her
union.[img][/img]

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