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too crious

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This is what happened when you choose fulani man to be your president.

Baba and his Sojourns so far .
1) Niger Republic (May 2015).
2)United Kingdom (May 2015)
3) Germany (June 2015).
4) South Africa (June 2015).
5) .CHAD (June 2015)
6) USA (July 2015).
7) Benin Republic (August 2015).
France (September 2015).
9) Ghana (September 2015).
10) India (October 2015).
11) Sudan (October 2015).
12) Iran (November 2015).
13) France (November 2015).
14) USA (November 2015).
15) South Africa (December 2015).
16) Benin Rep. (December 2015).
17) UAE (January 2016).
18) Kenya (January 2016).
19) Ethiopia (January 2016).
20) France (February 2016).
21) United. Kingdom (February 2016).
22) Egypt (February 2016).
23) Saudi Arabia (February 2016).
24) Qatar (February 2016)

(around the world in 80 days )

#WakawakaBuhari

hmmmm..

pretydiva:
wat is dis 1 saying

Trying to market his Biz

Dog walk

But why? Have they tried google?

End time flaunts

Issorait.
Palapala
Gboko-gboko

Ok sha

Eleyi gidi gan oo

Iwonimi:
Baba go waka die niii oo











FTC

O buru lomo sha!
Is that a CURSE or PRAYER?

Waka waka is part of exercise!
Baba go slow is using style to stay agile as e dey waka up and down like d person wey chop Dog-leg

orijintv:
C

Caution!

Watch Out for "#1 to $1"

Hot 2 or Hot Note

SuperJorma:
You deserve two plate of pepper soup jare

U mean something like this?

Really

Is this total madness or fashion?

Not Again

Conceptz:
plz whr can I watch it online

YouTube

The clash.

Eleyi gidi gan oo

I received the text below from phone number 07037198374. Please read.

Dear Customer,Due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been De_activated call our help line on 08135612171 now.

I promptly called the guy and below is the abridged version of our conversation.

Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.
The Man: oh my God, you just received our message and you called! So you're affected by the BVN problem?
Me: you said my ATM is deactivated?
The man: which bank are you using?
Me: Which of my ATM is deactivated?
The Man: Which bank are you using?
Me: You deactivated my ATM so you know which one you deactivated.
The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
Me: No sir, I don't use them.
The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.
Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.
The Man. What of GTB
Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it was formally Bank of the North.
The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having problems. What's your account number?
Me: I don't know, can't remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts.
The Man: Take out your ATM let me check my system for you.
Me: Which bank are you working with?
The Man: CBN
Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.
The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria. We control banks from our office.
Me: What's your name sir.
The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with you now?
Me. The one your father gave me.
The man: My father?
Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a petty thief. Go and look for work.

The line went dead. But I was not done yet. So I called him back.

The Man: Hello.
Me: I am not done with you yet. don't hang your phone on me. I will surely castrate you. You can't speak good English and you're working with the CBN.

The man: Your father!!!!

The phone went off and was switched off too.
Kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to anybody on the phone. It could save a life.

Politics in a new style

Another missing person Since Friday. It is well with her

Okoro bi odinma.

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It is well

Olajumoke o ni ori meji,
Na beg i dey beg ooo.
Olorun Oba pick up my call

Up Chelsea
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