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RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 6:00pm On Nov 13, 2016
DissTroy:
Let's have supper then. Pain is on the menu, bubbly wine of tears and a dirge to ease them to the otherworld. smiley
Pain? Torture?, torment? and of course, exorcism. That's what usually await ghouls and poltergeist. Whenever they encounter the one who knows how best to deal with their satanic transparent bodies.

So, by all means, salud.
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 5:42pm On Nov 13, 2016
TheSonOfMark:
I knew it! It was instinctively the only guess.
LOL. I see the usual ghouls and poltergeist are assembling as usual.

I fail to wonder how this folks are always attracted to e-brawls the way flies are attracted to fresh smiling faeces.
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 5:09pm On Nov 13, 2016
TheSonOfMark:
Not exactly M.I.A. I've been logging in to read but not interacting like I used to.

Joe, right?
The one and only. I meant you went M.I.A 'in the other room'.
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 1:55pm On Nov 13, 2016
TheSonOfMark:
cheesy
Dude, what's up? you've been M.I.A. Hope all is well?
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt:
Diddyydiva:
What's with you and literary devices? cheesy grin

Blue as in what The colour symbolises...
Chelsea fan?
Nah! It's just my way of appreciating literature, and those who deliver it with such finesse.
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 11:45pm On Nov 12, 2016
Diddyydiva:
This place is deadly....

Blood every[b]where where[/b] cheesy cheesy

Well no fun in blue anywaysundecided
Two literary devices spotted. Not bad gurlie.

Hope the 'blue' doesn't mean, Chelsea FC?
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 11:20pm On Nov 12, 2016
TheUmbra:
Stand up and mount the scales
Let's see you drive the numbers to the redlines
Post-knight era, now a mod-button hitter
Asslinking reptilian nigga
Miss-NL scavenging backstabber
BVN-incompliant Owerri skid-rower
Strabismic albino, glory-craving werey-wallah
The knights produced the lights
while you run wild like a kid on cracks
Glory? Glory? you kid me nigga
Even thieves learned how to sing Hallelujah

Abeg o! Na sing i dey sing o! Hit the mod button if you feel these lines depicts you.

grin grin grin
Now this is poetic.
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 11:15pm On Nov 12, 2016
teejaypee:
just brought your attention to it, it is glaring that he was referring to you
Well if you follow the thread, you'd know I sent him running with his undergraduate tail firmly starched between his 'knot kneed' legs.

Beside, he didn't mention my moniker. So why should I accord him with another beating?

So, tell me, who made you the mentioner of monikers?
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 11:10pm On Nov 12, 2016
Neyoor:
What more could I expect from a toddler who in horseplay lies his comfort? It is crystal clear they are trying to make it look like an intellectual exercise but yet, their inactions protrude who they are.

Do you think anything good can come out of this section? I wouldn't want to say that you should run away from peeps that stay here from dawn till dusk.
LMFAO!. There lies a literary device.

cool
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 11:06pm On Nov 12, 2016
teejaypee:
cc: McOs walt

cool
What can I do you for mister?
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt:
DriveByKiller:
The most efficacious drug ever used on mankind is word! Whether you take online drama seriously or not, when words are delivered with brutal accuracy and piercing precision, it hurts! No?
Aye! People always say: "action speaks louder than words" but people also and always forget, "words have a long lasting and far reaching effect than action".

For if not for words, the ways of our ancestors would have been lost to us.

So, If words can make you happy, words can hurt you real bad!.
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 10:58pm On Nov 12, 2016
Neyoor:
Exactly! Now we have lot of trolls that don't know their onions. It is not about the grammar you can blow but how you coin your words to exude your venerable embodiments and not just wacky ones with demented dexterities.

I think those days are far spent.....
Many here just feel stringing words together and dissing outrightly is the main thing.

They don't even know what they're spewing is just jargon. Then again, do you expect peeps who spend their entire time in this section to know any better?
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 10:53pm On Nov 12, 2016
Neyoor:
Now I understand you but just as the writer posited, they can not write to exceed their endowed intellect.
grin
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 10:49pm On Nov 12, 2016
DriveByKiller:
Man, Romance section is pathetically dripping with the fluid of sentimentality.

When I brawl I intent to leave my victim soaking his pillows in tears. I don't given a Bleep for likes.

Damn , I could even be battling one failed slip if a human evolution who owns half of NL's entire moniker, I don't care.

The intent is to murder not to get praised.
Now that's where they get it wrong. Many are too thrilled by 'likes and shares' and other mundane stuff to know when someone is being served like hot moi moi for brunch.

This section is gradually turning into a show for circus freaks, who saw Nightmare On Elm Street and are hunted by it.
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 10:44pm On Nov 12, 2016
Neyoor:
Really! cool cool You might be right but being a good writer doesn't necessarily means you could be good at exchanging unpleasant words like this. Besides, you need not to compare the guts of the pen-pushers to that of the commoners.


These ones are just trying hard undecided undecided undecided undecided
I'm telling you bro. Good writers happen to be the biggest trolls on earth. Many are just too homely or feel well mannered to exchange unpleasant words like we see everyday here.

A good writer combines and makes use of all the literary device in his arsenal, when writing or when trolling.
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 10:40pm On Nov 12, 2016
Diddyydiva:
Thanks

I do my homeworksmiley
Continue. It has its advantage(s).

Kudos.
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 10:39pm On Nov 12, 2016
DriveByKiller:
The audience doesn't matter. Likes don't count.

Blood and savagery delivered with wits and improvisation is what count.

E-brawling isn't pageantry open to voting. Even when you click tje "like" button to cheer your buddy. In your heart , you know he's being eviscerated and dismembered limb from limb.
Another literary device detected.
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 10:31pm On Nov 12, 2016
TheUmbra:
grin grin grin

Looks more like it [/b]as they progress through the bars of their thinly stretched creativity.[/b]
Another literary device spotted.

Neyoor, see what I mean?
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 10:30pm On Nov 12, 2016
handsam:
Lol. And then they go about reporting you to the mods grin just cause they have been beaten and turned into a tortured whimp hence they claim "obvoided-ness"
We've seen and heard that one time too many.
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 10:27pm On Nov 12, 2016
Neyoor:
Lol! cheesy cheesy cheesy But this is not an essay contest now... undecided
There's an atom of essay in every thing we do here Neyoor.

We do you think Lezz, Ishilove, Thesonofmark and postmann are good writers?
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 10:23pm On Nov 12, 2016
Diddyydiva:
Naijaboy and Jude? undecided

*scoffs*

This is no match but manslaughtercheesy cheesy

Even I have better chances of defeating undertaker than Jude with naija.....

I wont bet my pinch of salt on Jude. undecided


grin cheesy


Jude's mentors need to tell him to take it slow to avoid loosing his growing wings before he gat the chance to fly

My one cent undecided
Now that's a literary device there. Not bad.
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 10:20pm On Nov 12, 2016
TheUmbra:
You nailed it!

Only kids brawl like this.
I wasn't even hoping on counting the potency of their literary content cause hey, these guys are a joke.

If I was to score them accordingly:

Content: 0
Organisation: 0
Expression: 0
Mechanical Accuracy: 0

It's a field day for zero, wouldn't you say so? grin
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 9:58pm On Nov 12, 2016
ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]no cry[/color]
Okay. Thanks for answering. You're bae. wink
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 9:56pm On Nov 12, 2016
CentaurXV:
hahaha. What should be expected when amateurs diss with literary words?
A show of "Querulous-ness".
But, lets indulge them a bit.
Believe me, there's no literature in their disses.

Some are lifting disses and some are copying and pasting.

I'm a literati, I know when I read a fine line of literature. Trust me.
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 9:52pm On Nov 12, 2016
OBTSubtle:
cheesy

Majority does..
Majority? Who constitute the majority?
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by McOswalt: 9:50pm On Nov 12, 2016
ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#9999ff] American grown.
I've no Nigerian roots at all.
I'm what you call Black American.
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Oh I see. So you don't know where you're from?

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