₦airaland Forum

Chai This was what myfantasies was talking about,INFACT THAT IS HER SEF

How did you expect the boy to carry the Woman,mama wetin una dey chop make we give Juhan optional1 & refiner to grow fat now. Don't try and weigh that Mama for scale oo,she go TURN Scale hands to clock minutes and seconds.
The scale go turn anticlockwise for 5 times


The Man for first pics be like :
Boy : I don enter half chance today,MAMA YOU FAT OO
Woman : Am i that fat,i can't even weigh up to 190,i dey diet sef

Farano it's already late now

Who are those that scored ?

optional1:
Noooooooooo I prefer dy should av scored it today nxt game I trust them dy wont score.

At bolded like you abi ?

refiner:
Then you sight one fine yellow pawpaw mixed with fanta pretty girl with big back side and the front side is captivating, you be like ....

When the match don end ?

juhan:
thanks for the mention though im late.

*grabs chair* where are we now?

Me i don swear say i'll never return to watching 9ja matches after they failed to qualify for Afcon lols.

All of you watching this match shey you know say it is dangerous,IF 9JA SHOULD LOOSE THIS FRIENDLY THEN LET'S FORGET WORLD CUP.

Those people they are playing,their Fifa ranking is above 100 which means if they win,their ranking will come up and ours will go down.
If that happens at this time,then their is probability that we are going to be grouped with either Algeria Ghana coast Tunisia and you know what that means


Let's watch them play though .....
UP9ja

Thanks for the mention optional1

optional1:
TheSuperNerd mikron klexycole pamcode shizzy7 cruzita juhan mediapace is almost tym 4 d match lets warm up ourselves too.

Check what OP SAID NOW

myfantasies:
Hope you don't mind if i ask y

Yes bro,even soldiers .

Some even build houses sef knowing they'll still transfer them

histemple:
Hmmmm! Another new story.

So, some "serving" Army Officers live outside the Nigerian Army Barracks? Please educate us more.

What are you saying,second lieutenant is also a commisioned officer aunty

Xbabangida:
Its a lieutenant that's a commissioned officer not a second lieutenant. You people r just arguing blindly.

Nope bro some live outta barrack.
Btw can you tell us their salary amount

abbakacici:
The salary is OK. As an officer you will some advantages ie added pecks. But sadly you can't combined it with your biz, because you will live in barracks

Am off then,no want make he embarrass me chatting with im sweerheart

Yuneehk:
He's chatting too jur. We slept in the afternoon that's why we're still up and not sleepy. Goodnight dear

Shey unanogo sleep before your husby smash your phone to pieces

Yuneehk:
Nope

Chai juhan was this not the town una dey talk about

What's next,are you watching superstory

Yuneehk:
Smiles.. who asked you to tell me the state? Anyways that's it! Now that you know, what's next?

Which zone is that self ?

Funjosh:
Bana no be my fault o. Na Grace I dey chop

Sunday school topics
Bible competition e.t.c.

Seun:
These topics are not as bad as you're implying. Can you give ten examples of topics that you would like to see on the home page on Sundays?

Yes

juhan:
So I'm now the one playing

Chai! C.A.C. Member for that matter

Funjosh:
The only mountain wey I sabi na that Ikeji own every other one na hear I just dey hear them

Not fearing sef,i go come

juhan:
fear fear. What are you afraid of? Ehn wetin you dey fear?

Mtcchew shey i be igbo ni ?
Na abia state jor

Yuneehk:
Mrs maka gini kwanu?? He's a guest here . I'm not from Imo! Google is your friend hun

I will not ,too far now.

juhan:
oh okay if i invite you to my great grandpa burial in kaduna, will you come?

Mtcchew ! AM NOT PLAYING

juhan:
okon where you come from? No talk when your elders dey talk

Nope,you look it ,jez wondering .ought to have been including mrs at the front of your name

is your husby on NL ?

Can't remember the state bearing that motto though but guessing imo

Yuneehk:
Lol! I don't look it? Hubby takes care of me well. I'm sure he's reading this . I'm from God's own state

Are you meeting hector ?

juhan:
seen. Tomorrow it is then

Osun Osogbo

juhan:
where are you? Lagos? Akure? Where nah?

HML YUH

Don't know all this while though,which state are you from?

Yuneehk:
Yea hunie

So you're even a Hausa gurl,nice one .

I don't see myself coming to those place in 3yrs time though

juhan:
lol See you, you havent seen koreans that are fluent in english bah okay im from kaduna but born and bred in rivers

So you're even married ?

Yuneehk:
This lady is really getting old .




But I'm married . So..I'm safe

Mtcchew Keep lying to ya self .
Curved eye ko curved hip ni,why are you speaking english then ?
Where are you from jor ?

juhan:
no im from south korea. You no see my curved eyes?

Poor guess,are u from Ibadan cos your face too look like one person for there

juhan:
lol you no go talk naw. Lemme try guess. Ibadan?

Republic of Juhan

juhan:
on what kor on where ni. See no matter these yeye questions you dey ask, i go still meet you which state you dey sef?

On what ?

juhan:
we gonna pray for you