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Politics / Re: Call EFCC To Order, Nigeria Not Lawless Country – Yahaya Bello Media Office by meemee(m): 4:11pm On Apr 17
So with all this grammar you no know say the Appeal in Abuja don nullify the Lokoja court judgment Colonization don finish una.
Religion / Re: Dunamis Church 'Fake Testimony': Anyim Vera Deserves An Apology by meemee(m): 1:10pm On Apr 15
Only idiots believe that a good knowledge of any profession depends on how fluent the English is spoken. Colonialism don finish una.

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Celebrities / Re: Who Advised You To Plead Guilty – Aisha Yesufu Queries Bobrisky by meemee(m): 12:41am On Apr 14
No mind them. Dumb ass nitwits that jam money wey miss Road will be claiming big on social media. Simple case that has no weight he went and pleaded guilty out of fear and fake promises.
Crime / Re: Angry Traders Set Abuja Market On Fire by meemee(m): 9:19am On Mar 13
Each time the masses are maltreated by the ruling members they turn around and attack each other and destroy each other's properties. The day Nigerians will begin to hold culprits whether ruling members or not responsible for their vicious acts and not their fellow innocent peers who are suffering the same injustices from the ruling members, that is the day that will mark the beginning of the end of our problems in Nigeria.
Crime / Re: Angry Traders Set Abuja Market On Fire by meemee(m): 9:18am On Mar 13
My dear ask me o.


JChris01:
The story didnt add up.

So police shot a convict that allegded tried to escape, then traders set their own market on fire??

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Food / Re: Are some retailers deliberately hiking prices? Whats happening In Nigeria? by meemee(m): 8:52pm On Feb 29
Oh!! You just dey find out now? Tell me, who did you see controlling the price hike madness. The retailers were busy taking advantage of the despicably porous system.
Romance / Re: Only Stoners Should Get In Here by meemee(m): 8:07pm On Feb 28
I think AZ is right in the middle not crude raw like normal weed and not too spiked as Loud. And it's milder.
Politics / Re: Dangote, PH Refineries Face Crude Shortage Over Low Production – FG by meemee(m): 10:20am On Feb 28
IDIOTS. Use the available resources you have first to produce something before talking about investments to ramp up oil production. Did Dangote Refineries swallow 5 million barrel of crude? Are they still inside their factory pipes? What happened to them?

Untill we begin to ask the right questions and make good use of what we have on ground to positive results we are going nowhere. But of course, your name is Heineken what will one expect.
Politics / Re: Worsening Economy: Stop Floating Of Naira Immediately, Sagay Tells Tinubu by meemee(m): 2:40pm On Feb 22
Why are you floating the naira. You don't have the fundamentals. Why float the naira. Pull it off that floating and keep it.

Number 2. Educate Nigerians that the only solution if for everyone to to think Naira based production with dollar based sales and at the same time remember the local cost of production and sell to locals accordingly.

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Our Tactics Cost Us The Final, We Played Too Deep - Omeruo by meemee(m): 8:44am On Feb 13
Eagles did excellently well but the Elephants wanted it more, could hold the balll better and they deserve the trophy. Ivory Coast hosted a masterpiece tournament and that is a win and something to celebrate for Africa. It was truly a tournament I enjoyed as a Nigerian and I partied hard with the Ivorians. Those guys can party. They love fun.
Politics / Re: Governor Soludo And APGA Chairman Visit Willie Obiano by meemee(m): 12:57pm On Jan 26
People believe wrongly in this country that Western Education is the same as Human Development. The two are two worlds apart. Do you know that an illiterate citizen is by far better than an educated idiot?


athaboi:
Who could ever believe that soludo will be a failure after all the professor, lecturer, former CBN governor nonsense? Dude has literally done nothing different, just the regular or even worse than the normal regular. He rushed to okpoko in onitsha and started clearing it immediately he was sworn in that he want to do this and that in okpoko, today nothing has been heard about okpoko since then! Just there doing absolutely nothing... what a shame
Romance / Re: Let Us Talk About Suicide. Have You Ever Felt Like Taking Your Life? by meemee(m): 8:15pm On Dec 17, 2023
It Will take the greatest of all ungrateful coward to ever think that. In the observable universe today, humans are a unique specie found no where else so have you really given a thought to this miraculous gift called life? Do you really know where you are? Why you are here, and where you are going in the stream of time? Ignorance and small mindset is the only reason people even contemplate that nonsense. Every second you breath in this life you should savoir and enjoy because there is nothing else like being a human in this universe.
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Can Now Wear Beard by meemee(m): 6:48pm On Dec 17, 2023
Please show me any of the "real world" Jehovah’s Witness that is in the army or any other arm carrying organisation. Please show me but so many other religious groups in the world work in theses organisations thereby helping to cause enormous chaos in the world and yet nobody see anything wrong in what they are doing.





achorladey:



Na ideal JWs you carry for head, in the world of real Jehovah’s witnesses we know all of the above are delusions and lies that don't fit with realities grin grin grin


You better shine your eyes.
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Can Now Wear Beard by meemee(m): 6:07pm On Dec 17, 2023
Imagine if everyone in the world are just like the JWs. No war or killing of one another, no carrying of arms, no crime, not deliberately attacking anyone, just live in peace with one another. No kidnapping or banditry and no noise. Imagine that for just a minute. It would have been bliss to live on this earth if everyone were just like them.
Travel / Re: 11 Reasons Why You Must Japa From Nigeria by meemee(m): 4:09pm On Dec 11, 2023
My brother, thank you very much. Your piece is quite exhilarating. Most people believe that the the leaders are the Nigerian problem but the question is, who are the leaders? But the day every single being in Nigeria see themselves as leaders, as people who should take responsibility and create positive energy no matter how little is the day Nigeria will turn around for good.

Why will somebody in his right mind think that uprooting himself from his God giving Land and transplanting elsewhere to live as next to dog in category is the best option in life. If you read European history you will notice that they suffered a lot of limitations from all sides sometimes even barbaric in nature but those limitations were what led them to re invent themselves and out of necessity created so many things which eventually led to the industrial revolution. But here, the smallest of challenge a coward want to run away from a country that is superabundantly blessed that all one need is look left or right and pick up something to do and wade through the challenges.
Well, those guys are laughing at us because they are not done yet with colonialism. The predator is watching the prey to be weakened the more and they will pounce on us again because the moment they perceive that our youthful energy is drained that we can not resist they will eventually take over our land and show us how to make a beautiful land like Nigeria a Paradise, because nature is about survival of the fittest.

Majority of us don't believe in ourselves nor in our country. We only point accusing fingers to "givernments" forgetting that those ruling are a reflection of the society as a whole. Weak people rise out of a nation of weak people to rule them whereas strong people rise out of a nation of strong people to lead them. This is the difference between us and Europeans.
Japa mentality is a mentality of the weak, the coward, the losser, the quiter and it is this sort of mentality that shows the quality of people in our land.


malali:
1. For a bright future for you and your family, Japa is the only option you have. Future in Nigeria is looking bleak and cloudy at the moment, Japa now when you can.
Try to JAPA, maximum by 25 years of age, Relearning the whole system, is not as easy as you think. If not you will just be. a glorified slave paying taxes and watching people with means oppress you.

2. If you want to live a quality life, give sound education to your kids, have access to comprehensive health care and top-notch life security, Nigeria cannot offer you all these, you can only have access to all these when you Japa
Schools have levels, if your child can go to the top tier universities in Naija and do very well, He/She is still better than attending a community college here and saddled with huge loans only to end up working a minimum wage job. There are Americans working minimum wage jobs talkless of a Japa like you.

3. I am yet to see anybody that Japa from Nigeria and still remain poor. Poverty is only in Nigeria, once you leave Nigeria, you have bid farewell to Poverty for life. Confirm from all the people that have Japa, all of them are living in prosperity as i type this. Prosperity have levels, You buy a house on a loan, if you buy a $300k house now at 8% you will end up paying 1 million dollars by the time you finish paying. If you buy a $50k house in naija...you pay only $50k....So your prosperity abroad is actually paying the bank $700k in interests just to flex as a homeowner. Then when you are done paying after 30 years. You owe huge real estate taxes and home owners insurance. So much money you cant afford it in retirement. You will eventually be forced to sell the property.

4. Immediately you leave Nigeria, all life and spiritual problems are over, that's why you see that when many people japa from Nigeria, they don't go to church and mosque again, simply because they have no reason to. The Government in their new country of residence have provided everything they needed, so no need to disturb God again. Life problems and Spiritual problems are only in Nigeria, they can't be found elsewhere.
There were no spiritual problems from the beginning, all problems in Naija are man made.

5. Prosperity in Nigeria is by luck, not by hardwork, but elsewhere apart from Nigeria, if you are hardworking, you will surely reap the fruit of your hard work.
Not true, Prosperity is still hardwork and being smart, you have to learn to solve a problem, everybody else is ignoring. Nigerians are ready to wash toilet, drive taxis and wipe nyash in USA, but will never do it in Nigeria. They are busy looking for white collared jobs and government contracts

6. To Japa from Nigeria can be likened to going to paradise, As a Nigerian, Japa to us is our own paradise on earth, wouldn't you like to go to paradise?
This is not true, a lot of people suffer more abroad, dont let social media fool you. People work like slaves, they never enjoy the freedom back home.

7. Japa is what is Trending now, wouldn't you want to be a part of the new trend? Or you prefer to die inside trenches?
Before they came in ship, to badagry to capture slaves, now the slavery has been given a new name called "japa"..They use social media to entice Nigerians and then force them to slavery with jobs that pay $3000/ month meanwhile a decent 2 bedroom is atleast $2500/ month, Bills, food, phone, insurance, car, petrol, and other basic amenities, which you have to pay cost another $2000 per month. So if you salary is $2500 and your basic cost of living is $4500. where is the paradise ?? Unless you sleep on a bunk bed with a total stranger and pay $500 dollars a month in rent. Dont fall under the Japa pressure....Nothing dey here !!!

8. All your mates have all Japa, if you don't Japa like your mates too, Automatically you will be labelled a failure. Look around, how many of your school mates and childhood friends are still in Nigeria? All of them have all left and they are all enjoying themselves in their new country of residence.
Not true, If you dont have a plan, you will be worse when you get here. Make sure you come with a desired skill, Even Olosho doesnt sell here, because by the time you suffer to get your money, you will never give anyone for free.

9. Living anywhere else apart from Nigeria is better. Yes, you heard me right, When you are ready to Japa, ignore all those people saying "do your due diligence" doing due diligence is asking for too much. Anywhere you land yourself, even with your N500,000 savings, is a better place to live than Nigeria.
Not true, dont be deceived, if you have traveled abroad, you know this is not true, the bills here can kill you....if you lose your job for 2 months, you will spend all your life savings and be back to square 1, this is very common in immigrants communties, some people live for 15 years and still dont have $5000 total savings.

10. I don't think we still have up to 5 million people left in Nigeria, everybody don japa, do you want to be the only person left in Nigeria when the remaining people Japa?
There are Nigerians living as destitutes in America, dont be fooled.

11. When you Japa from Nigeria, you have Automatically add 30 years to your lifespan, mortality rate is high in Nigeria for obvious reasons, but elsewhere apart from Nigeria, life expectancy is very high.
Not true, Nigerians eat organic food, even the poor people, A lot of Americans eat processed GMO food, which is not good for your health, A lot of African Americans have diabetes and high blood pressure, a lot of them have no health insurance, because the jobs that dont give you health insurance pays 1 or 2 dollars more. Lack of exercise and sedentary lifestyle in the winter 4 months every year leads to a lot of bad health


[b]DO NOT JAPA BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE JAPA-ING.
JAPA ONLY IF YOU HAVE A SOLID PLAN.
PLAN-LESS JAPA CAN RESULT IN YOUR EARLY DEATH.
YES A FEW PEOPLE ARE SUCCESSFUL, BUT GUESS WHAT......A FEW PEOPLE ARE SUCCESSFUL IN NIGERIA AS WELL.
THERE IS A REASON THE TOP 100 RICHEST NIGERIANS DID NOT MAKE THEIR MONEY FROM JAPA.
IF JAPA MADE PEOPLE RICH AND SO COMFORTABLE, NAME A FEW NIGERIANS THAT MADE THEIR WEALTH FROM JAPA ??
JAPA IS WELL PACKAGED SLAVERY. EVEN THE SLAVE IS NOT AWARE, BUT THE SLAVE-MASTER KEEPS USING SOCIAL MEDIA AS BAIT.
ASK YOURSELF, WHY ARE THERE POOR AMERICANS, WHY ARE THERE HOMELESS AMERICANS.
HAVE YOU EVER GONE TO WORK FOR 16 HOURS A DAY, STANDING ON YOUR 2 FEET. MOST PEOPLE HERE DO KNEE REPLACEMENT AND HIP REPLACEMENT FOR A REASON.
ONE DOLLAR IS 1000 NAIRA, BUT DONT FORGET, THE CHEAPEST MCDONALD FOOD IS $13....YOU WILL HAVE TO EARN $21, PAY $7 TAX AND BE LEFT WITH $13 TO AFFORD A MEAL. AFTER PAYING TAX FROM YOUR SALARY, EVERYTHING YOU BUY IS ALSO TAXED.
IF YOU WANT TO LIVE AS A DECENT HUMAN BEING IN USA, YOU NEED $10000 AFTER TAX, THATS GROSS OF $15000 FOR A FAMILY OF 4. THAT IS ACHIEVABLE WITH 3 FULL-TIME JOBS. MEANING ONE OF THE COUPLE HAS TO WORK 2 JOBS. THIS SETS YOUR FAMILY UP FOR DIVORCE.
TELL ME ONE PERSON WHO JAPA FOR 20 YEARS AND CAME BACK TO SET UP A VERY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS ANYWHERE IN NIGERIA.
THE SAPA ABROAD IS MORE MENTAL THAN PHYSICAL.[/b]

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Swinging Dangerously Away From True Democracy, Obi Releases New Message by meemee(m): 7:22pm On Sep 16, 2023
This Peter Obi should just shut up and rest. He is beginning to constitute a nuisance. Why is he bent on heating up the political space? Any reasonable man would have retreated by now, maintain a measured silence and restrategise if he truly and genuinely believes he has a shot at the job.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: President Ali Bongo Explains Why There Are No Term Limits In Gabon's Presidency by meemee(m): 4:51pm On Sep 01, 2023
And so because there are no term limits you decided to die there. African fools with no common sense and lack of ability to know when to quit because of greed and idiotic tendency. Imagine someone crippled by stroke still pushing himself into power such absurdity. Look at a country where he and his father has taking more than 5 decades to implement policies and yet still looking like a shit hole.
The African Man should be studied.

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Romance / Re: True Or False : Men Don't Generally Like Women With Tattoos. by meemee(m): 7:05pm On Aug 23, 2023
It makes them look extremely dirty. I wonder why a woman will disfigure her beautiful body like that in the name of a stupid concept.

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Business / Re: Emefiele Accused Of Secretly Selling $3.4 Billion To Dangote In One Transaction by meemee(m): 6:39pm On Aug 23, 2023
Dangote, the man who can do no wrong in Nigeria and yet squizzing the country by the scruff of the neck.
Education / Re: Check Out This Number Five Question From UNIUYO Philosophy Exam by meemee(m): 1:11pm On Aug 22, 2023
It simply means after you explain tire go and meet Mr. Lecturer for more evidence.
Romance / Re: I Will Soon Do The Unthinkable, Nobody Wants To Listen To My Predicament by meemee(m): 8:36pm On Aug 21, 2023
See person wey wan die🤣

cocoined:


Sure. To that harlot you call a mum.
Business / Re: How I've Been Earning In Dollars In The Past Months. by meemee(m): 10:08am On Aug 13, 2023
The question I aks people who make this kind of claim and ask others to join is this...
If you have discovered a robot that trades for you non stop and you are able to make unending profit in dollars why not follow your new found secret and head towards minting yourself into the most privileged billionaire club. No genuine business secret is shared openly, ask coca cola,Dangote, Google etc.

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Romance / Re: I'm Dying Slowly by meemee(m): 4:52pm On Oct 24, 2022
Ayobiggie59:
I just feel like I'm dying slowly....

I've been having this persistent chest pain for two months now and I've been to the hospital but im not okay with their diagnosis, it's just as if I was scammed.

Chest pain at d left part of my chest with my left arm affected with d pain also.

When I read about it online, I saw it was Angina that has these symptoms I'm feeling currently and it's getting so unbearable for me.

All d money with me has been used for d previous test I carried out, d doctor dont really have time to attend to me well, imagine only one doctor attending to 100 patients.

Right now im broke and can't really go for another check-up, it just seems im dying slowly. Can't tell my mum cos d news can make her health worsen.

Someone told me to get a drug called Nitroglycerin that it will help, still trying to look for money to get it. Pls, how much does it cost pls if u know d price?

I'm just 30yrs.


If you smoke or do take alcoholic beverages discontinue immediately. Eat healthy and rest well and you will gradually see the pain receding.
Religion / Re: The Curse In Sleeping With A Married Woman by meemee(m): 8:58am On Aug 26, 2022
Africans and their superstitions. Everything has spiritual undertone. Your car break down oh no some curse somewhere to cast and bound. You get sick spiritual enemies. Can't find meaningful work oh yeah unseen forces at work. It is this blind groping for spiritual answers to physical problems that has kept us in the dark for generations and it is such a pity that even at this age and time many of us have not still turned a corner in the way we look at things.
In stead of thinking how sleeping with a married woman bring a curse think more of how you can meet a need or solve a problem or create something new and exciting and you will make so much money that you will not even remember who you slept with and why.
We are too religious and superstitious and that is the real curse and that is the reason we are suffering the most among humanity.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Quit A "Friends With Benefit" Relationship by meemee(m): 5:35pm On Aug 09, 2022
Why will you continue to give her money aanytime she makes the request. Stop giving her money. Continue your normal thing with her and see her walk away by herself the moment she stops getting what she came for originally which are the few Ks.
Family / Re: How Do You Handle This Type Of Situation? by meemee(m): 7:02pm On Jul 02, 2022
" I would like 2 cum ova 2 ur house" is a big code that she wants you to make her cum.

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Career / Re: Is ICAN As It Is Now Overrated by meemee(m): 2:21pm On Jun 25, 2022
Sure. ICAN appears to deceive. They preach integrity yet the Nigerian economy they have been un charge of for decades has crumbled under the heavy weight of corruption. I say this because for years her members has been placed in virtually all key areas of the country's economic system but why this same system is collapsing because of officials taken advantage of many loopholes to siphone funds is what I dont know. The institution is not only overrated but has failed the country.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Arrives For His Presidential Primary Screening (Video) by meemee(m): 7:21pm On May 30, 2022
The guy can't even walk. Boy!! What kind of nonsense is this.

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Politics / Re: Gunmen List Nine Local Government Areas For Attack In Anambra by meemee(m): 8:02pm On May 18, 2022
Nwantaoma:
d last tym I checked ojukwu was 4rm Anambra bt abia burnt d most.mayb 1gat to b peaceful while d oda burns..

Did we even get our calculations right then? That was a classical example of self destructive decision making that hit us very hard aftermath of which we have not fully recovered and now we are plunging ourselves into another self destructive mode again.. can you just imagine what we could have become by now without that war?
I stand with one comment here that the best agitation we can deliver is simply turn our region to Dubai and Shanghai of Africa and our people into the richest and our voice will be heard all over.
Killing ourselves will simply lead us to extinction

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Politics / Re: Gunmen List Nine Local Government Areas For Attack In Anambra by meemee(m): 10:15am On May 18, 2022
Nnamdi Kanu is from Abia State, Simon Ekpa from Ebonyi State. These two states are very calm and peaceful. Why is Anambra and Imo so bloody? Something is wrong. What is happening in Anambra state and Imo State has got nothing to do with Biafra. The two once most peaceful States in the region are under attack for sure.
Business / Re: I Started My Business With N600k. Here's the story. by meemee(m): 5:16pm On May 11, 2022
Good one bro
Politics / Re: Minister, Emeka Nwajiuba Purchases N100 Million APC Presidential Ticket (Photos) by meemee(m): 7:02pm On Apr 27, 2022
This guy that is too full of himself. Some groups are massaging his ego massively even the more.

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