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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 2) On 4th March 2023 by megapriest(m): 6:30pm On Mar 04, 2023
Ball possession 89% to 19% ...i haven't seen any Team with such dominance for years ..

These guys are machines
Arteta na sabi man,.. It will be a crime not to win this match, Arsenal played against Road block and VAR today
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 2) On 4th March 2023 by megapriest(m): 6:26pm On Mar 04, 2023
NELSON!!!!!! what a GOOOAL...

You just broke HATERS Heart like that...

This guy loaded pass Smith Rowe, Arteta should give more game time,... His direct runnings caused lots of problem to opposition defence..

His no less to Martinelli if he's injury free... BIG UP BOY
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (2 - 4) On 18th February 2023 by megapriest(m): 3:43pm On Feb 18, 2023
They have forgotten Martinez was a Gunner

A Gunner will always be a Gunner grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 15th February 2023 by megapriest(m): 10:06pm On Feb 15, 2023
Arteta is so stubborn and stupid....

Bring in Trossard nao.... Martinelli na your in law?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 15th February 2023 by megapriest(m): 7:40pm On Feb 15, 2023
Arteta is so stubbornly stupid,...

Why you dey bench Trossard for Martinelli for Christ sake cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Brentford (1 - 1) On 12th February 2023 by megapriest(m): 5:06pm On Feb 11, 2023
Team with Marco Polo bus difficult to play against....
Arsenal needs to dig deep

I see Arsenal still winning with 2-0

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Brentford (1 - 1) On 12th February 2023 by megapriest(m): 4:59pm On Feb 11, 2023
Arteta is making a great mistake he might eventually regret if he doesn't change

Trossard is a better baller than Martinelli, he can dribble better, he uses both legs, he can easily turn a match around unlike Martinelli that relies on speed...

Bring Trossard in sharply boy kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 26th December 2022 by megapriest(m): 10:36pm On Dec 26, 2022
Borntosmoke:
Your tears is delicious grin grin
Guess you already crying now...

You this Bhallablu Agbero

Arsenal na your mate,? Go and check the premier lg table and stay away from rope and sharp objects
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 26th December 2022 by megapriest(m): 9:55pm On Dec 26, 2022
That tackle against martinelli na starlight red card, booth raised like that.. So refree is waiting to see broken leg first

Rubbish
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 26th December 2022 by megapriest(m): 9:53pm On Dec 26, 2022
This officiating has been terribly bad against Arsenal...

Saka goal was on side
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by megapriest(m): 7:04pm On Dec 18, 2022
Abdulmumin412:
Oga is okay pls, take heart. Cr7 can do it for you in 2026 as Messi has done it for us now.
Guy you wicked grin grin angry
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by megapriest(m): 5:02pm On Dec 18, 2022
Hail King Messi

World Cup Medal

8th Ballon dor...Sealed

Messi is a god....Leave bitterness...

He's the Greatest ever
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by megapriest(m): 4:57pm On Dec 18, 2022
UDUJ:
I am forced to agree with you.

Because should Messi raise this cup then Ronaldo can never be in the GOAT debate anymore.

Ronaldo is still my favourite player but I have to give Messi is respect. He deserves it.
Thanks for your sincerity bro...

With a World Cup medal
8th Ballon for is certain..
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by megapriest(m): 5:41pm On Nov 10, 2022
lordsterlin:
Dear Nairalanders,

My name is Preston and I am 36yrs this year. I really need help. For the past 35yrs of my life I have never bleeped a girl or woman. The only thing I've done in the past was just to kiss, kiss and kiss. Another thing I do is to help myself through wanking.

Recently, I've got a girlfriend (actually my first). She loves me obviously from her actions. Because I feared I may not be able to satisfy her, I went to buy a drug from a drugstore. The Man told me to take it atleast 10-15mins before the actual sex. I did as instructed but it didn't work as just few thrust, and my yogurts were out. Another day she came when I least expected her. I attempted to do it with her this time. I allowed myself lie while she mounted my rod. Again, just few thrusts, and I was done. This is becoming quite embarrassing.

What can I do to solve this problem?
Guy have you tried Herbal? I was trying to recommend it for friend too...i felt it could work
HealthRe: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by megapriest(m): 5:27pm On Nov 10, 2022
frozen70:
You need to discuss this with her because such failed satisfaction can make her look for a man to satisfy her

A woman expects a man to give her good satisfaction

Meanwhile, the major problem you have is the wanking, it has become so chronic that the only thing your dick recognizes are your palms and finger

Your dick may not feel anything inside the pussy

Taking drugs before sex is not even the solution either

You have to stop wanking so that your dick can overhaul it's self

Before it gets to proper erectile dysfunction and you become inpotent
A Friend of mine based in Canada discussed this with me recently about to help her husband, she mentioned all these pills too I told her they should stop as it could cause permanent inability then it could lead to heart attack..

The Woman dey complain seriously , she said the man go just left him half dead..
She's set in motion without completion of the Job

I told her they could try herbals anytime they visit Nigeria.

THEIR SHOULD BE A WAY FORE FATHERS DEY TREAT this kind thing nao.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Voters Reelect Tony DeLuca, Dead Lawmaker by megapriest(m): 9:32am On Nov 10, 2022
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Many voters chose DeLuca knowing he was dead in order to force a special election rather than vote for his third-party opponent,
Sane voters
Imagine the dead still showing value than someone alive.

May the soul of these man rest in. Peace he must have done well for his people unlike a president that said he didn't know lecturers on strike...

That if you're hungry go to farm sad
SportsRe: Ancelotti Wants Osimhen At Real Madrid by megapriest(m): 9:20am On Nov 10, 2022
gabazin080:
he got chop bench
He go chop bench like say gum dey there....Ballon d'or Benzema will still leads Real attack this season and next.

He will just be playing Copa de laray,..

Real move is a NO 4now.
CrimeRe: Ugandan Lawyer Stabs Husband To Death, Hands Herself Over To The Police by megapriest(m): 2:05pm On Nov 07, 2022
SO FAR FUN OBINRIN O.....matter fit be Henry Vulcaniser that just missed her period huh.....Ireee o
CrimeRe: Unknown Fraudster Wired N500,000 To 2 Brothers' Account. Now, They Are In A Cell by megapriest(m): 1:51pm On Nov 07, 2022
Someone sent 500k to ur accounts and you both claimed you don't know him?

They guy dey do give away? Una still mumu dey go Lagos with Ghana must how bag to carry money grin

I begiii their story no clear, seems dem get case to answer.

So banks dey work like that?
SportsRe: World Cup-bound Referee, Facundo Tello Shows 10 Red Cards In Argentina Cup Final by megapriest(m): 1:42pm On Nov 07, 2022
No nonsense Refree indeed....

I won't blame the refree because the card spreader over both teams, Starting from the goalscorer that caused the chaos, secondly to the violent ,pained looser team players that lost out by extra time goal.

Nothing bad as long he was able to spot the right culprits..

BARCELONA VS MAN UTD... Man Utd how market go be nao grin
EducationRe: Salaries: UNIJOS ASUU Issues Stay-At-Home Order To Members by megapriest(m): 6:40am On Nov 05, 2022
Just wait.....You will all get sacked soon, is it only Unijos Asus that is in this country? I don't understand did they work for the 8 months, they are going back on strike for ni?

You have gotten prorated for the October salary meaning you will get your full salary this month..
FIGHT WITH SENCE NAO....b4 you loose ur job, many PhD holders dey drive Dangote truck while warming up for your jobs undecided
SportsRe: Unbelievable Lionel Messi Record - ESPN by megapriest(m): 9:39pm On Oct 22, 2022
Messi would still be a regular starter for Man Utd this season that has likes of Eriksen and Bruno in their midfield,...Whereas someone's Ewure dey drag bench, 5mins game time with Elanga ...

Una better Rest, .Messi na god of soccer
SportsRe: Unbelievable Lionel Messi Record - ESPN by megapriest(m): 9:29pm On Oct 22, 2022
This guy is simply Phenomenal, unbelievable footaller.

Keep sentimens and hatred apart , he's the greatest human to kick a round leather game.

Check out his videos at age 5_8 in Argentina...You won't doubt he was an angel that fell from heaven to make human enjoy soccer.

GOAT
Car TalkRe: Ask For Ur American & Japanese Vehicle's Parts Including Bumper & Lights by megapriest(m): 6:51pm On Oct 10, 2022
Good day bro...

Pls I need the price for these parts for my Corolla 03|04
1.Headlamp set
2.Front bumper
3. MY Mecho called a part Racing mouth (it stabilizes the sound of the car while the engine is on slow running)
4. Rear light (driver side)
Can you waybill to Akure?

Thanks
SportsRe: Barcelona Breaks Transfer Record For Bayern Munich Target by megapriest(m): 8:06pm On Jul 18, 2022
Lewagoalskiiiii....The scoring machine has arrived..

Aubameyang, how market nao?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sao Tomé And Príncipe: AFCON 2023 Qualifier (10- 0) On 13th June 2021 by megapriest(m): 3:58pm On Jun 13, 2022
10-0. Sweet pass 12-2 grin
CrimeRe: My Lagos Teacher Drove Me To A Hotel, Raped, Threatened To Kill Me – Student by megapriest(m): 1:03pm On Apr 02, 2022
LordIsaac:
How did he single you out, force you into his car and drive you to a hotel; book a room, closed the door and tried to rape you?
You shared my thought bro...

He started driving to Hotel and you no shout?
Fine...He didn't drag you to the room.....You can't shout for help when u are not interested..i begiiii

The Story no join

The man don enter am finally...Woman web don catch am.

Konji can be Hazardous angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 19th March 2022 by megapriest(m): 2:28pm On Mar 19, 2022
Granite Xhaka don start again..Arteta should watch out for him 2nd half
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 19th March 2022 by megapriest(m): 2:25pm On Mar 19, 2022
chiefolododo:
I see arsenal losing
Blind people can't see Arsenal winning, not surprised
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 6th March 2022 by megapriest(m): 7:34pm On Mar 06, 2022
ON BEHALF OF GUNNER'S ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA

WE SAY


CONGRATULATIONS TO MAN UTD grin grin grin

NA SO SO WE GO DEY SEE grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 6th March 2022 by megapriest(m): 7:13pm On Mar 06, 2022
What happened to Penaldo sef?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 6th March 2022 by megapriest(m): 7:10pm On Mar 06, 2022
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GOOOAAAALLLL..

3 : 1

What a beautiful Goal from Mahrez.
That was a sensational and Brilliant Goal mehn!
The first time he has scored 20 goals in a season!

GAME OVER...........for sure.
What a Sorry Man utd Team undecided
Game will Technically be Over after the 4th goal, 3-2 could set up the match again but this man Utd team na Wash I beg

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