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Politics / Re: Full Details Of The 2024 Budget by MEGAWATCH: 4:28am On Dec 06, 2023
ILoveNG:
Obi, your assignment don land grin grin

Instructions
Write legibly. Illegible handwriting like your unpleasant voice may affect grading.
Provide a clear introduction, body, and conclusion where applicable.
Support your arguments with evidence, examples, or citations as required.
Cite all sources appropriately within the text and include a bibliography or works cited page. don’t ask us to go and verify.
Submit your assignment through the specified online platform X (formerly twitter)
And most importantly, no lies this time

Hoping to hear from you soon. Failure to do your assignment may have negative effects on your relevancy. 😂




When people like you mention LIE, I try to ask myself if really you know the meaning of that word?

What kind of LIE can be greater than the one told by Tinubu who since his appearance from no where doesn't know his parents, background, education and family?


Tribalism will make people like you turn a Devil to an Angel.

Anyway, without Hypocrisy and Backstabbing, what will the Yorubas do?
Politics / Re: Agbese Removes Alia's Official Portrait from his Office by MEGAWATCH: 9:00pm On Dec 05, 2023
Laple0541:
Madness, will that stop him from being the governor?


Just like some people from the Sad bEast part of the country that were reluctant to put the portrait of the President in their offices, nobody told them when they started putting it.



Not minding all the atrocities and kidnapping by the Fulanis in the south west, the only problem the Yorubas have is the IGBOS who has never kill or fought with them before in the south west.

No be envy be that?

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Politics / Re: Shettima’s Aide, Stanley Nkwocha To Obi: ₦15bn For VP’s Residence Not Wasteful by MEGAWATCH: 8:52pm On Dec 05, 2023
For a country in serious financial issues?

This people will finish this country seriously.

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Crime / Re: 13-Year-Old Miracle Adereti Kolawole Kidnapped In Lagos by MEGAWATCH: 8:50pm On Dec 05, 2023
madridguy:
I am Pro-Buhari but the NIN of a thing I never supported it since we have BVN.



Most of you deserve to be flogged terrible well everyday for supporting that idoit that has put our country into much serious wahala.

At times I just wonder if actually some of your are educated based on the way and manner most of you see leaders in this part of the world.
Politics / Re: Outrage As Two FG Agencies Sign Mou At COP28 by MEGAWATCH: 5:49pm On Dec 05, 2023
YesDaddyTill203:
Jobless fools just looking for anything to wail and cry about. What matters is that the MOU becomes productive and executed properly. Where it is signed is inconsequential.
There could be logical reasons as to why they decided to sign it while in Dubai but trust our wailing wailers, they will be blind to real issues they should complain about but wail and cry about inconsequential rubbish.


Your foolishness alone is enough to wail for sincerely speaking.

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Business / Re: El-Rufai Launches $100 Million Afri-Venture Capital Company by MEGAWATCH: 3:36pm On Dec 04, 2023
jrusky:


Your cry and sorrow just started. Obi will die, rot, and go to hell as a presidential dreamer, he will never rule Nigeria in his lifetime. Una never sabi anything.

2031 it is Marwa or Ribadu
2038 it is Wike(Rivers) or Imomulen(Edo)

So if you wan die pls die now before it is too late to die.

Anuofia!!! Onye izuzu ndiala.


Come and come out of poverty let me see you naa!

Come and buy fuel and foodstuff cheap let me see you naa!

Olodo in high places.
Business / Re: El-Rufai Launches $100 Million Afri-Venture Capital Company by MEGAWATCH: 2:09pm On Dec 04, 2023
jrusky:


Hahahahaha pls oo no mention El Rufai on presidency biko na Marwa or Ribadu we don give am to by 2031 and by 2038 its either Wike(River) or Imomulen from Edo state as per that bitch called obi his presidential chance had be buried already he will live, die and rotten in his grave as "presidential dreamer".



You see why most of you will never get out of poverty because of how your regional leaders made you to reason?

A Yoruba being president tell me the value it has added to your life and business?

I wish any south western village can just be as developed like Nnewi or Ihiala in Anambra state.

Bloody block head used by their wicked leaders.

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Business / Re: El-Rufai Launches $100 Million Afri-Venture Capital Company by MEGAWATCH: 2:05pm On Dec 04, 2023
Brendaniel:
This is the person APC supporters were praising as a performer, 100 million dollars is over 100 billion naira, he served 8 years as governor, where did he get all that money from, what were his businesses before he became governor?


I don't like el rufia for his religious extremism but your block head is out of this world.

Sincerely speaking I bet you that you didn't read the message that's why you are typing like an ignorant uneducated person.

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Politics / Re: FG Procures ‘Used’ Mass Transit Buses For Nigerians - Sahara Reporters by MEGAWATCH: 11:01pm On Dec 03, 2023
YesDaddyTill203:



Clap for yourself.



Because we asked for evidence?

I'm not made in suffering and smiling o!
Politics / Re: Alarm Bells Ring As Nigeria’s Refineries Collapse By 92% by MEGAWATCH: 10:42pm On Dec 03, 2023
Pakute:

illiterate ipob, drop that cartoon of gala and ask someone with sense to explain the article to you.







Olodo the suffering and smiling rep.

We are still waiting for your explanation since the news came out.
Politics / Re: FG Procures ‘Used’ Mass Transit Buses For Nigerians - Sahara Reporters by MEGAWATCH: 10:34pm On Dec 03, 2023
YesDaddyTill203:
Sahara trash reporters.

When the real story comes out, they will not come to report it to the gullible who have drank this up.


You are lying until you back your own story up with pictures evidence to counter theirs.

We've gone pass the days of propaganda.

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Politics / Re: Eko Row: Benin People ‘Owned’ Lagos, Awori Paid Royalties To Them - Erelu Abiola by MEGAWATCH: 4:25pm On Dec 03, 2023
raskymonojendor:

That was fast from Bini to skull mining grin

Let's move on to Cannibalism too which was rampant among the backward tribe of the people east of the Niger.



Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha!


I just wish this write up of yours can change the fact that Ogun, Ekiti Kwara states are notorious in skull mining activities.

Let me give you some assignments and see the after effects of it,

Kindly use this your information and be bold enough to use it to create a topic on NAIRALAND and see how body go be you.

I know you guys are born and raised in propaganda but just try let's see how body go dey you.

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Crime / Re: Ahmed Ololade: Police Arrests "Small Mercy" In Orlie, Lagos by MEGAWATCH: 4:17pm On Dec 03, 2023
They have finished using him for 2023 election that's why they set him up.

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Politics / Re: Eko Row: Benin People ‘Owned’ Lagos, Awori Paid Royalties To Them - Erelu Abiola by MEGAWATCH: 4:10pm On Dec 03, 2023
raskymonojendor:

That was fast from Bini to skull mining grin

Let's move on to Cannibalism too which was rampant among the backward tribe of the people east of the Niger.



Hahahaha!

Writing?

I thought you would have shown us a picture of the Yoruba pastor that mined his wife's skull just some weeks ago?

A pastor o!

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi "IRONICALLY" Congratulates Nigeria For Matching China At The COP28 by MEGAWATCH: 4:06pm On Dec 03, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:



Is that why you composed a novel?


Hahahaha!

A novel or a song by Fela?

SUFFERING and SMILING was a song done by your brother years ago when he was anticipating that your kind was coming.

You are just fulfilling a dream my dear.

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Politics / Re: Eko Row: Benin People ‘Owned’ Lagos, Awori Paid Royalties To Them - Erelu Abiola by MEGAWATCH: 4:04pm On Dec 03, 2023
raskymonojendor:

Not only Yoruba but all over the world. I os have problem everywhere they go.


Hahahaha!

I wish you can just show me a cluster of Yorubas like we have with the IGBOS and the north anywhere they go?

When people are not seen except from the keyboard at least how can we determine what they look like and how people can rate them.

Okay!

I think I can spot you people on the area of SKULL MINING?

Hahahaha!

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi "IRONICALLY" Congratulates Nigeria For Matching China At The COP28 by MEGAWATCH: 3:59pm On Dec 03, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
Bunkum and balderdash!

Did he replicate same gestures in Anambra, and what was his achievements and legacy`s?

Coming from same man who stashed money in safe havens to avoid taxes and investigation!

Anyone can scribble the gibberish he put up there.

From the way Peter talks, one would think he has some outstanding legacy`s on ground which puts him in position to make such composition, but the reverse is the case. Even the present Governor of Anambra attested to the fact that, poverty increased in the state during his administration, and here we have same Peter oinking on what's not!



I bet with all I have that you have never left that brown roof region for ages, so how can you know what is happening in other areas of NIGERIA.

Anyway, from the look of things, you are on a suffering and smiling course and it will only take more suffering to get some senses into your thick skull.

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Politics / Re: Eko Row: Benin People ‘Owned’ Lagos, Awori Paid Royalties To Them - Erelu Abiola by MEGAWATCH: 3:54pm On Dec 03, 2023
SharingIsLife:

Mention any Igbo that has carried it on his head or you go drink water.


Don't you understand?

The greatest problem of the Yorubas are the Igbos, even their celestial church pastor said it on the video.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s COP28 Delegation Is Largest In Africa — And Same As China’s by MEGAWATCH: 3:37pm On Dec 03, 2023
Image123:
So? How do you stop a church rat from taking holy communion? Maybe they escorted Atiku back home.
But, separate fact from fiction, how many of them are funded by the FG? At least, it somehow shows that Nigerians can get visa for UAE. cry cry


Chai !

People like you made Buhari to cry some years ago.

Anyway, maybe after some years in your course of suffering and smiling you may have some sense on how to think outside tribe and religion.
Politics / Re: Umahi Seeks South East Support For Tinubu by MEGAWATCH: 8:25am On Dec 03, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Umahi is already looking ahead of 2039.

He knows that his people don't have the strategic and political advantages of the 3 majority tribes of Hausa, Yoruba and Fulani so if he can get his base with APC, he can now present it as a basis for negotiation and collaboration with at least 2 of those 3, especially the Yoruba in Southern Nigeria, who have the majority power , votes and population to determine where the pendulum swings in every democratic Presidential election in Nigeria. Democracy is a game of numbers. Check my signature for free stuffs!



Before that 2039 by the time majority of you must have finished your degree program in suffering and smiling, you will throw away region, tribe and religion and look for the man who has the character and quality to lead and rebuild Nigeria.

Nature and time has a way of resetting our stupidity.
Politics / Re: Picture Of Sanwo-Olu, Oyebanji, Dapo Abiodun, Jimoh Ibrahim In Dubai by MEGAWATCH: 8:17am On Dec 03, 2023
PortHarcourtcit:
The winners... And not the other people of NZOGBU NZOGBU... Headless mobs oya food don done ooo...



Come and buy fuel and foodstuff cheap make I see naa!

Most people heads has been used for mining even while they are still breathing.
Travel / Re: How Rich Men In Orifite In Anambra Are Making Their Town Economic Viable (Photo) by MEGAWATCH: 11:13pm On Dec 02, 2023
Omoawoke:
You guys can do better.

Ibadan alone is greater than the entire southeast.

Before southeast will near one tenth of Southwest achievement, it will take a century


Hahahaha!

Show us the road to that your Ibadan?

Anyway let me sing for you,

YOU HAVE COMFORTER,

JESUS IS YOUR COMFORTER,

YOUR SAVIOUR IS YOUR COMFORTER,

YOU ARE NOT ALONE.


Hahahaha!

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Politics / Re: Governor Oyebanji To Flag Off Construction Of Ekiti Ring Road Phase I by MEGAWATCH: 9:04am On Dec 02, 2023
Higherthan:
West is developing her region, while some regions are celebrating Julius Berger Logo and water fountain grin cheesy


Which region is developing again in the west?

Ekiti, Kwara, Osun, Ondo, Oyo..... hmmmmm!

Without propaganda can we kindly see the pictures from the villages in the states I've mentioned?

At least we can truly tell ourselves the truth if we don't imagine that Lagos makes up for the entire South West states.
Politics / Re: Prepaid Meter Manufacturing Company Commissioned By VP Shettima In Anambra by MEGAWATCH: 11:37am On Dec 01, 2023
agulion:
Ok nice noted,



Hahahaha!

Abeg which state are you from? Just asking for a friend.


Lagos I guess as usual, from all Yorubas!
Politics / Re: 80% Of Illegal Structures Demolished In Lagos Owned By Yoruba - SOWPROF by MEGAWATCH: 1:47am On Dec 01, 2023
chopnaira:

And what are you going to do about it?

Even, when an Eze Ndigbo got slapped by Akure Youths, he still had to come back and beg the Deji of Akure just as Ohaeneze and your governors are begging Sanwo Eko and Tinubu.

Okay o!

We couldn't do anything, but thank God for endsars and it was adequately used to address some issues in some people obas palace.
Politics / Re: Bandits Invade Gidan Marayu, Sokoto, Several Residents Kidnapped, Killed by MEGAWATCH: 9:10pm On Nov 30, 2023
It will never be well with Buhari and his supporters.

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Properties / Re: Court Stops Lagos State Government, Federal Housing Authority From Demolition by MEGAWATCH: 9:08pm On Nov 30, 2023
ExpertEDITOR:

They don't.


Two block heads.
Health / Re: Nigerian Nurse Sacked & Deported From The UK For Praying For Patient by MEGAWATCH: 9:06pm On Nov 30, 2023
PointB:



No mind them. They go about the world poluting the whole place with the god of Israel or god of Abraham. Them no dey hear word.



If you are not a Fool, you would also understand that no religion was mentioned in that report.
Politics / Re: Imo Guber: INEC Frustrating Moves To Inspect The BVAS – Sen. Achononu Laments by MEGAWATCH: 8:37pm On Nov 30, 2023
post=127246668:
Elupeeee 74 grin cheesy wink grin grin

Imagination wan kee am....... 😃 😁 🤣 😂 😃


If there is shame in your family, you shouldn't be talking again in NAIRALAND after your disgraceful outing with that failure called Buhari.

But how can you have any shame?
Where will you get it from, when it's a strange thing in your linage.
Politics / Re: Alex Otti Inspects Federal Road Construction On Enugu-Aba-Port Harcourt Road by MEGAWATCH: 6:53am On Nov 30, 2023
donbrowser:
Can anyone mention 1 thing this man has achieved?



He has relieved Abians from the hands of PDP wicked Agberos harassing them day and night.

Have I answered your question?
Politics / Re: Automation Of Passport Application 99% Done, To Go Live Next Week – Tunji-Ojo by MEGAWATCH: 2:49am On Nov 30, 2023
Alaigbo:
Igbos will disagree just watch out.


Anywhere I'm not surprised, your celestial church pastor said that the only problem the Yorubas have in this world are the IGBOS.

I can sincerely confirm that from you.

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