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MayflowerB: I don't even know most of d guys listed above

Then let's assume you don't know music

Sele bobo? Yemi Alade?

lonngmann: Only you waka come

The one we are going to make use of is going to be made known by, my oga at the top

Now the first lady is calling you to come and find your missing child; Will you keep quiet?!

- Famous Nigerian Quotes!

If I dont contest Nigerians will feel one kyn.

MrKnowitall: Depends on the state. If you go to a state like Utah, you can have as many wives as you want.

This guy hasn't gone farther than Benin Republic. Why talk $hit? Mr I know nothing

[quote author=tomiobj][/quote]The correct spelling is centre. Who ever made that correction is an illiterate. Center Is only used in the USA.

Akbee: what is the pronoun form of *baby**?who tot u grammar in i sch.lol.i got dis from wiki..u may go chek to confirm if u so wish... Usage
The word and term 'it' can be used for
either a subject or an object in a sentence
and can describe any physical or
psychological subject and / or object' and
its genitive form its have been used to
refer to human babies and animals ,
although with the passage of time this
usage has come to be considered too
impersonal in the case of babies, as it
may be thought to demean a conscious
being to the status of a mere object. This
use of "it" is also criticized when used it
as a rhetorical device to dehumanize their
enemies, implying that they were little
more than non-human animals. The word
remains in common use however, and its
use increases with the degree to which
the speaker views an object of speech as
impersonal. For example, someone else's
dog is often referred to as "it", especially
if the dog isn't known by the speaker, or if
the dog's gender is unknown. A person
would rarely say "it" when referring to
his/her own cat or dog. Examples:
The baby had its first apple.
They are taking their dog to the vet, as
they said it looked ill.

Nigerians.... Where did I say you can't use IT to refer to a baby? You went through the process of insulting my education. The use of IT is demeaning. That was what I was trying to say. Read to understand don't always read to reply boy.

Akbee: dont just worry poor thing!it wl cease sucking its thumb soon.however u cud start getting away its thumb from the hole(mouth) wenever it goes sucking.
.but why are u so worried abt what ur baby is doing?its no big deal na, adults suck sth worse dan ur babies thumb..

You refer to someones baby as IT? Gosh

mukina2: Ok Guys the new FPL season > http://fantasy.premierleague.com/



The main league code is available on request, but you have to be an active player.

We have screen shots from last season . . .. for FA cup, Carling Cup and Conference .. they will be given out by standings only

Please let us know your team names from last year .. no 419 here

For those who removed their team, you will not be given FA cup codes . .ie Ibime

The h2h code, is limited to 30 per each league.

If i didnt give you the code and find your team dia, i will 'comot' am

Last Season > https://www.nairaland.com/1360136/nairaland-fantasy-premier-league-2013

I am interested ooooooo.... I need the code asap

EMEKA1MILLION: My baby has already seen the worst part of me and she is still standing strong...
Be it cos she tolerates my shortcomings or we where meant for each Other.....
I blame people that rush into marriage out of the "madly inlove" syndrome... The question is #wat will keep the marriage strong when love withers? .....
Currently in Jupiter sipping heavenly champagne with my baby

looool. Funny. Nicely written. I envy you bro.

By Viola Okolie

I think we ladies virtually short change ourselves when we walk into EVERY relationship thinking it is going to end in marriage, or see every potential suitor as a marriage material.

Sooner or later, something goes wrong and you find the lady wailing, "he dumped me", or the guy gloating about how he used the lady - whatever that word "used" means.

Because we have the marriage mentality, we are also ready to take every sort of bullshit the dude comes up with in order to continue to present ourselves marriageable, workwomen that need not be ashamed, rightly dividing the whims and caprices of
the man.

For instance, someone you are in a relationship offends you, and you do not want to blow your top and be like that "useless Bimbo that cannot keep a man because she has a hot temper", so you grin and bear it. Soon as he puts a ring on it, (your finger that is), like Nollywood, you will commence to unveil a Part 2 that is as unrelated to your Part 1 as ogbono soup is in a plate of spaghetti.

And then you begin to wonder why he is "withdrawn", "chasing skirts", etc.

Sincerely, I do not hold brief for misbehaving men but I think any woman in a relationship who over looks philandering and other forms of misbehaving in order to "keep her man" deserves whatever she gets from that relationship, every single bit of it.

My point? You want to do the relationship thingie? Please be free. Relax, have fun getting to know each other. Be yourself. Do not feel the pressure to be a "good girl" and conform to chauvinist society's expectations of what a "marriage material" should be. He should be able to accept you for the real you.
If he is not interested in knowing the real you, biko ditch the yahoo and move on. He will meet someone who appeals to his ideals sooner or later as you would too.

And do not delude yourself into thinking that
whatever you absorb, overlook, ignore or accept during the dating phase will end as soon as he marries you. Lol. Why on earth do you think men will actually open their mouths and say, "I love my wife, even if she catches me on top of another woman, she will not get annoyed". Because your sorry ass gave him the impression while you were dating that you were cool with whatever he does provided at the end of the day, he validates his misbehaviours with a ring?

Kent compute biko!

Whatever you do, spare yourself, family and friends the agony of having to be a support system when once again, your dreams are hopelessly dashed. Take your eyes off the marriage ball!

princefunmi: Duuuuhhh!!!!

I work in Lagos! Marina to be precise. Infact Odunlami Street sef.

Then you must be a hater

princefunmi: Haaahh!!! Picturs can so liieeee!!

Na Tinubu com fine like this?

I guess you haven't been to Lagos.

Lagos @ night

Lagos...

Hmmmm

Eko

More of lagos

Bird's eye view of Lagos

Lagos Nigeria

Lagos

Lagos Marina

Aerial View of Victoria Island, Lagos

prosperup: 1. Federal Secretariat Abuja
2. Ministry of foreign affairs Abuja
3. Lagos

See as Lagos be like London. Chaiiiiiii

I never see where fine pass Lagos and Akwa Ibom for Nigeria.

Nairaland really lost traffic..... Frontpage is gaddamn dry

purplekayc: we are

It doesn't seem like it.

Alexk2: I can't trust the Igala pple on this one...they alwayz want to have everything by crook even when itz not theres.
I just pray this become a settled issue soon and letz stop this blood shedings every now and then.

Look at this guy. Igala people and Igbo people who is more crooked?

PES.

Formation 4-3-3.

Style of play: Tiki Taka+Counter

kobonaire: because of some stûpid competition (free nasco biscuit??) you are spamming the forum asking people to put their personal info in some foreign website ..... Why don't you just fill it up your gad-dam-sef fööl.

hmmmmmm. Suit yourself