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CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of Ice Prince And Skales by Memphis357(m): 12:25pm On Nov 13, 2015
Defination of Wackness!!!
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Comedian Akpororo's Traditional Marriage In Ibadan Nigeria by Memphis357(m): 7:19pm On Nov 12, 2015
Congrats!!!
PoliticsRe: Forbes Take On Kemi Adeosun, Nigeria's New Minister For Finance by Memphis357(m): 5:05pm On Nov 12, 2015
L for Learner
CelebritiesRe: Jackie Appiah Shares New Colorful Photo With Strong Message (Pictured) by Memphis357(m): 12:59pm On Nov 12, 2015
I go like bury my prick inside this babe yansh!!!! Walahi!!!
CelebritiesRe: I Can’t Figure Out Why The Poor Have More Children- Charly Boy by Memphis357(m): 4:21pm On Nov 11, 2015
Poor man nor get anything apart from prick!!
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Arrives Kaduna State In Style For Event (Photos) by Memphis357(m): 12:59pm On Nov 11, 2015
The kain mods wey nairaland get these days ehen......
F**k all y'all!!!!
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Bola Tinubu On The 'wall Of Fame' As An Outstanding Alumni In America by Memphis357(m): 4:29pm On Nov 06, 2015
sandraokosun1:
listen to urself, a man that usa senators, reps and political colosus and united states first citizens troop around to learn from. The bill gates and buffet of the usa what sch did they go to. Its reamains the problem of the backward africans who are enslaved to education. The originators who we borrow the culture frm treat achievements first before education. You would not be noticed if u attended all its schs and no achievement. Ask the rick ross, jayz how they are 1st class citizens in us. Today ask buruji why he dread us visa. Our own is celebrated, we shouldnt berate him
These American citizens that you've mentioned....... Ask yourself "Did they plunder and steal the resources of commonwealth within their community"?
A thief is a thief. Please,let's not sugarcoat it!
Please ask yourself
PoliticsRe: #Our5k: Nigerian Youths Demand Fulfillment Of Campaign Promises On Twitter by Memphis357(m): 3:51pm On Nov 05, 2015
Hmmmmm!!!! So many Space bookers here
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe And Her Daughter At The Premiere Of "The Victims", Her Movie (Photos by Memphis357(m): 9:02pm On Nov 02, 2015
pyyxxaro:
Grooming her for the task ahead
Future Olosho in the making.
CelebritiesRe: Omoni Oboli Mourns The Death Of Sam Sarpong With Heartbreaking Message by Memphis357(m): 11:21pm On Oct 28, 2015
Suicidal Thoughts!!!!
EducationRe: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Memphis357(m): 11:20pm On Oct 23, 2015
LEGITLAYO:
Y'all be sharing wack stories here.

I attended command secondary school ipaja lagos. angry.
And the craziest shii I did out of all crazy things, was to slap a soldier.
Yea I slapped a soldier,
Before y'all think I'm a badass nigga.
It was actually a gross mistake.


I was skipping night prep then. And the hostel doors were locked. Those that attended comlag know murderless dormitory.

So an alarm was raised that soldiers had come to catch boys that were skipping prep.

As a sharp guy that I was, I quickly booked the nearest window.
The building was two stories, but we had deviced a way of climbing down without any injuries.

As I was about climbing down, I saw a classmate of mine below, he started whyning me telling me that he'll drag me down if I attempted to climb down from the window.

I had wanted to pee on his head, but it would have wasted my time and maybe I would have been caught.

I started climbing down without looking below.
I actually thought the crazy boy was still there,
Suddenly someone dragged my leg and I came crashing down.

In my anger I gave the dirtiest slap I would ever give anybody in this life.

Omg the face was so strong and bigger than my hand.

I knew very well it wasn't a boy's face.

Lo and behold.
I slapped a soldier.

The story of what happened to me that night is for another day.... grin grin.
I went to Comlag too......
Damn!!!! We nor fit try am during my time O! That was cold blooded O!!!
U slap soldierhuh? What set were U in,anyway??
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji's Sister, Laura Shares Nice Photos by Memphis357(m): 11:06pm On Oct 23, 2015
Dayuuuuuuummmmm!!!! She's f**cking UGLY!!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Etisalat Customer Care Job by Memphis357(m): 4:48pm On Oct 22, 2015
Please,is it too late for me to applyhuh

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