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CrimeRe: Man Caught Stealing Bread In A Busy Ibadan Market (photos & Video) by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 1:00pm On Sep 06, 2024
Artscollection:
Looks like hell anus
That one was caught stealing plantain in Oshogbo. He was tried and sentenced to 6 months imprisonment
CrimeRe: Man Caught Stealing Bread In A Busy Ibadan Market (photos & Video) by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 12:22pm On Sep 06, 2024
Dem don catch Yarimo stealing food again!!!
CelebritiesRe: American Rapper, Rich Homie Quan Is Dead by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 10:44am On Sep 06, 2024
masterfactor:
Rip real OG.

said that I'm a ride for my motherfuckin' nigga (Tunechi!)
Most likely I'm a die with my finger on the trigger
I've been grindin outside all day with my niggas
(And I ain't goin' in unless I'm with my nigga)
My nigga, my nigga
My nigga, my nigga (My motherfuckin' niggas!)
My nigga, my nigga (My nigga, my nigga)
My nigga, my nigga
Some extremely waaaaaaaaaack lyrics
AutosRe: SOLD OUT GLA250 In Lagos 08069992556-whatsapp.Price@16.8m by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 6:41am On Sep 06, 2024
Still available?
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Samsung Note 20ultra 5g by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 10:38pm On Sep 03, 2024
Trailer run over the phone?😮‍💨
PoliticsRe: Buying Presidential Jet While Nigerians Go Hungry Is Failue - Donald Duke by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 11:45pm On Aug 30, 2024
[quote author= post=131775601]Seconded.

There is time for everything in the society and life generally.

We Rise ✔️[/quote]This one don dey get sense small small
PoliticsRe: Buying Presidential Jet While Nigerians Go Hungry Is Failue - Donald Duke by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 11:40pm On Aug 30, 2024
hedonido:
The useless bigots would soon remind him of his 'Igboness'. When you criticise their tiffnumboo or say anything they don't like to hear, or when it suits their demonic purposes, then you as a Calabar man, Edo man or even the Wike clown who thinks himself Ikwerre will all be tagged Igbo.
Nor be this same Donald Duke wey be say that thieving fool, Tinubu thief im childhood pictures and claimed they were his?
PoliticsRe: Buying Presidential Jet While Nigerians Go Hungry Is Failue - Donald Duke by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 11:34pm On Aug 30, 2024
I'm not surprised.
Tinubu had always been an insensitive and greedy old fool. He takes soooooo much and gives very little in return but his supporters won't agree.... especially that one called Yarimo. He only sees food to eat when he's asleep in his dreams. Poverty and hunger dey massively deal with am in reality
CareerRe: Nigerian-Born Kelechi Ndukwe Promoted To Captain In U.S Navy, To Command Warship by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 3:44pm On Aug 30, 2024
CyrusVI:
cheesy
This guy has just joined the top 5 list for the greatest Igbo sons of all time, he usurped Nnamdi Azikiwe and Simon Ekpa to take the fifth position

1) Ojukwu
2)Chike Obi
3) Nnamdi Kanu
4)Chinua Achebe
5) Kelechi Ndukwe

But wait...he is a US citizen and Igbos are indigenous to Nigeria not the US shocked
Oga, shut up, abeg!!
F**king tribal bigot!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Marks 150 Days Without Powercuts, Boosts Currency (PICS) by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 10:24pm On Aug 27, 2024
Our foolish Nigerian brothers and sisters should come and drag them on this achievement 😒
PoliticsRe: Obi Decries The Abuse Of Freedom Of Speech In Nigeria By Security Operatives by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 6:16pm On Aug 27, 2024
Forumites:
na Obi just full your brain…..
With sawdust too!
HealthRe: Milk or Mimic: Nigeria’s dairy market, a hub for inferior EU products by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 1:17pm On Aug 27, 2024
All this one nor concern Yarimo because na how to eat in reality and not in his dreams na wetin he dey focused on now!
PoliticsRe: Change Humanitarian Affairs Min To Social Security Agency - Nwoko Tells Tinubu by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 9:56am On Aug 27, 2024
Na the first time I dey hear Ned Nwoko talk anything wey dey besides young virgins and child marriage be this.
PoliticsRe: $783m Agip Acquisition By Oando Followed PIA Guidelines, NUPRC Replies Atiku by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 9:53am On Aug 27, 2024
Waiting for Yarimo to wake up from sleep as e be say na only for dreams he dey see food chop so that he can comment on this.
TravelRe: "I’m Begging You Nigerians Please Stop"- SA Man On His Knees Beg Nigerians (Vid) by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 10:31pm On Aug 26, 2024
Nonexisting1:
See head like what they sacrifice to Amadioha. Forgiveness is of the Lord and we are not the Lord. We are all frustrated by Tinubu government so anyone weh add stress to us now must collect so the Bolt war must continue.
Channel this same energy on your political class and watch as how the tide will change for the betterment of Africa but you foolish Nigerians would rather use that to troll Ghanaians and South Africans with silly Internet wars.
PoliticsRe: "End Of The Road For PDP" — Dino Melaye by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 10:32pm On Aug 25, 2024
madridguy:
PDP don die tey tey na.
Na so ooooo!!
The same way wey your prick die tey tey!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Overfed Father Of Starving Children By Farooq A. Kperogi by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 3:19pm On Aug 24, 2024
yarimo:
FAROOQ KPEROGI will now become Obidients Mandela grin grin very few Nigerians knows how to press Obidients mumu bottom
You will kuku go back to sleep and eat in your dreams. At least na there you dey see food chop!
Ozuor!!
CultureRe: Rich Masquerades Arrive An Event In A Rolls-royce by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 2:20pm On Aug 23, 2024
Their gods nor dey enrich them. Na dem dey enrich their gods..
PoliticsRe: PDP's Wake-Up Call: Damagum Rallies Party For Unity And Resilience by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 10:40pm On Aug 22, 2024
PDP should do the needful and expel that garrulous and foolish bitchass snitch, Nyesom Wike!
TravelRe: Nigerians Have Successfully Created Maximum Bolt Surge In South Africa by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 8:21pm On Aug 22, 2024
Lalami3232:
Just imagine the yeye challenge when both countries dey do. Funny enough, na the bolt drivers go bear the brunt of this f00lishness.
Imagine say driver waste fuel wey he buy 1000 per litre go destination and the customer say "I'm just catching cruise, I'm sorry Sir".
Na so dem do when we had emergency line(911) some years ago. People go dey call the number, immediately dem pickup the line to ask wetin be the emergency, the mumu people go say "I wan just check if truly the number dey work".
If na Nigerian get 911 like America, we for don scatter am due to our expensive jokes. The con3 is in jeopardy but see the yeye challenge wey the citizens dey do. No be juju be that??
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall
Honestly, Nigerians are the most dumbest people on earth. They truly deserve its leaders.
TravelRe: Nigerians Have Successfully Created Maximum Bolt Surge In South Africa by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 8:18pm On Aug 22, 2024
boxypane:
Hey bloody kangaroo, I'd tell you like I've told the rest of the Swahili speaking assholes from S.A, you ain't worth more than the whites in S A say you are boy!!! Bloody slave.
I'm a Nigerian, you dumb RoosterDrinker!!
You're nothing but a f**king slave in Nigeria.
Channel this sort of energy on our political class!
TravelRe: Nigerians Have Successfully Created Maximum Bolt Surge In South Africa by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 6:11pm On Aug 22, 2024
Nigerians are nothing but f**king cowards!!
CHALLENGE THIS ENERGY ON YOUR POLITICAL CLASS AND HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE!!
Y'all a bunch of dumb, ignorant, trifling ass muthafuckaz!!
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Massively Unfollow American Singer, Enisa For "Betrayal" by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 6:09pm On Aug 22, 2024
This generation of artists are just a bunch of no talent having muthafuckaz.
Sheeeeeesh!!!🤮
PoliticsRe: From Fuel Costs To Passport Fees, Nigerians Struggle Under Price Hikes by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 5:24pm On Aug 22, 2024
CyrusVI:
I feel that The FG should give some explanations to why these things are like this

I know its a very big project that looks really promising, but FG should try carry us all along, so that naysayers can be on same page with us

PBAT!!!
Forward Ever
Ogun bend and shrink your prick!
PoliticsRe: NNPC: What Is The Difference Between Shortfall Financing And Subsidy? by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 2:40pm On Aug 21, 2024
These fools at NNPC trying to explain the difference between Short fall financing and Subsidy is just like explaining the difference between hook up and Olosho runs....
Na still the same thing, you stupid dumb f**ks!
PoliticsRe: Joe Ajaero: TVC News Anchor Vs NLC General Secretary, Ugboaja (Video) by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 1:00pm On Aug 21, 2024
Yarimo still never wake up..... maybe he still dey eat for im dream as usual since he hardly sees food to eat in reality.

PoliticsRe: Joe Ajaero: TVC News Anchor Vs NLC General Secretary, Ugboaja (Video) by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 12:55pm On Aug 21, 2024
How I f**king HATE TVC and Radio Continental
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Government Spends N15billion On Aircrafts Maintenance, Fuelling In Six Mo by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 12:43pm On Aug 21, 2024
Racoon:
-#160B exotic cars for NASS.
-#150B for a new presidential jet.
-#5B for a luxury presidential yatch.
-#21B for renovation of the VP lodge.
-#Unknown billion for motorcade tires.
-#90B to subsidize religious hajj pilgrimage.
-#12B for Olympics carnival jamboree with nothing to show for it. All these corruption are in billions and still counting.

Meanwhile, this is a government that is complaining of meeting an empty treasure and a bastardized economy. This is the same government telling the pauperized citizens of a bleeding nation they have weaponised poverty to be afflicting some more to stop protesting and tighten their belts for more economic impact.
In other words, this foolish government is trying to differentiate between hook up and prostitution by telling us one is different from the other
PoliticsRe: PDP Moves to Halt Fubara’s Defection, Sends Party Leaders to Meet Him by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 10:51pm On Aug 20, 2024
yarimo:
FUBARA defect and lose your seat as governor, baby governor decivied by paper weight politicians in rivers state
Everyday, from midnight to noon to midnight again.... you're always here with your daft and senseless talk. Wetin come dey vex everybody be say you always do this on an empty stomach.
You're so pathetic!!!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: US President Still Using 34-Year-Old Plane But Nigeria Abandoned 19-Year-Old by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 4:28pm On Aug 20, 2024
Tinubu and his government spent soooooo much time, energy and money to stop the End Bad governance protests but CAN'T seem to spend one tenth of that same energy in alleviating the current condition of majority of its citizens.
I'm sooooooooo angry today. Extremely angry!!!!😡😠🤬

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