Well that is your business. Whatever works for you. It's your home

So nah men come life to suffer abi?
Abi nah which kind wahala be this!

Okay o

Omo
I fight one in my primary school days o.
I dey primary 5 that year.
The day I finally had the courage to fight him after enough bully from primary 4. That day I beat am, put sand for e mouth and bite am for breast. E cry when people separate our fight. Hahahaha 😂
I swear the next day the bully parents come school o. Dem come see who nearly bite their boy breast commot and with enough beating😂
Naso Dem see the small me compared to their big bully son 😂

Una wahala too much. Voice note is just another way of communication.

Not true...
What did you smoke or drink?

OgaRico:
Chairman, good morning o

no worry una no go carry the league 😂

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram this one small na!


I remember wen I bin de boarding school for port harcourt at county grammar school ikwerre etche.


I buy 1k WEED that day..

I say i make carry the WEED inter inside bush so that my niggas no go disturb me for WEED.


As I enter the bush. Inside inside bush ooo !


I don smoke like 5 raps of WEED.

Naso hunger begin fire me like person way dem flog 2by4 ..


I look around no food to eat.

Kai !!!


Naso I begin chop GRASS.



I chop GRASS that day sotey my belle full..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Nah to enter market naked remain for you to do like dis

Idiots have gone mad again

Hmmm good one.
I only fear desperate parents that would go extra mile to manipulate their child age 15,16,17 go turn 18 with with just another falsified birth certificate.
I doubt this new law would work.
Nigerians are experts in age falsification.

Skiborobo:
Everybody should mind their business.
DNA this DNA that. [b]The child belongs to Mobad Take it or leave i[/b]t.

The situation of the country has made people jobless and they have nothing to do than to involve their self in other people marital affairs

you lots always reason upside down. DNA tell the biological father of a child. That is what matters here. Mohbads family needs to know that their son truly sire Liam and not some other random guy. Nobody wants a bastard.

Villa12:
of course she won't die but she doesn't owe anyone obligation to carry-out DNA test. Very simple

okay😂 let's see how long she can go without the DNA test ... We will be watching in 3d. Nah here we dey😂

Villa12:
Lol

The same court will be used to counter the order. Dey play

she go die if she do the test? The pressure is on wumi now anyway 😂

Nuclear war is no joke

Villa12:
LoL

Who told you she'd go ahead with the court order?

why not? The court can compel her to carry out the DNA test. That is if she wants her son to inherit mohbads property.
Failure to carry out the test means she has something to hide.
We had enough of her pathetic emotional blackmail. Nobody got time for that. She should go do the test. Simple.

BRATISLAVA:


How do you know she's a cheat? Are you the father of the child? Why haven't you been attending court proceedings and claimed ownership of the child?

all doubt are about to be laid to rest. DNA test is around the corner 😂

fastseo:
If You want to claim his property through his son then it's important for the family to be sure that the son is theirs.

It's wrong to bring out someon from another man to lay claim on another man's property

women with fish brain will disagree with you😂

Lamanii22:
The tassels was worth the hassle…
B.A English language
National open university
Grateful to God, grateful for love and support 🥂🥂

congratulations!!!

DNA test issa must

Wahala

FRANCISTOWN:
At first I really didn't wanna say nothing. When I saw this thread, I just smiled and in my head I was like "bunch of lunatics".

However, I had a change of mind because of the feeble-mindeds.

It's appalling and depressing that some people somewhere would prolly believe all the jargons that the OP has been posting.

Anyone who believes any of this shit is basically a dumbass mofo and your brain needs serious cross-examination. Your IQ is prolly less than 10.

I mean, the OP just shows up and posts a whole lot of nonsense and imbecilic stuff to amuse children and I wonder how grown, I mean grown ass people would even believe a bit of it.

First of all, the OP talks about some beings in the 4th dimension, 5th dimension and the other nonsense. And that the earth isn't really ours (what a load of crap, just elementary biology and you are good)

First question you should ask yourself if you've gotten a brain is.
What is a dimension?
Then
Who created these dimensions?
What is the proof of these dimensions?

And most importantly, how did the OP get to know about these dimensions. Who told him?
If he said astral travel? What is the proof of this astral travel?
Would he be the first person to have claimed to have done this?
Others have also claimed the same. How come the OP is right and they are wrong?

If the OP claimed to have come across this dimension that you haven't. Then the OP is lying. Because the law of the universe holds true for all frames of reference.

I mean, if two people fell off a ladder. They must all hit the ground.

As long as our reality is concerned. There are only four (4) known dimensions, and they are the length, breadth, height and time. This is elementary physics. A secondary school kid knows this much. Well, I'm not surprised, since some of you only wasted your parents money.

The OP is just a deluded person blessed with a determination and persistence to immerse ignorant people into stupidity.

He is the same as people who believe in flat earth. The idiots who believe in flat earth would say everyone is lying, that they are trying to hide the truth that the earth is flat.
The same way your OP believes the government is trying to hide the truth about our existence.

Now if you have a working brain? The question you should ask is. What do dey stand to gain by hiding human contacts with aliens, reptilians and these nonsense whatever the OP is preaching.

He goes on to say, YouTube and other websites don't want you to see some stuff so they take them down. Are you dumb?

What do you think YouTube is? Do you think YouTube will allow falsified and fabricated information that can lead to clownery remain accessible to users?

They take those stupid videos down because the information contained, lacks credibility and is liable to persist misinformation and stupidity.

Really? Someone who has never traveled out of the Nigerian border would sit behind his Nokia 2700 and type bull crap and people with enviable exposure would believe that,
Really, really?

The OP in a display of illiteracy literarily jump-abandons threads and jumps from thread to thread to propagate his misinformation.

4th dimension ko, 104th dimension ni. Some of you can't separate movies from reality.

This is 2024, please. Have sense. No wonder religion is thriving in Nigeria. Bunch of senseless lot.

Thanks man. You just spoke my mind. That is why I most times ignore his post. I don't even have strength to argue with some dumb and stubborn zombies on his post too.

When you fall in love with a "community preeek servicer"
What do you expect?
You think say nah only you get her phuusy?😀

🙄


I no blame una. Nah who die nah lose. Because the dead doesn't speak.

I don commot my hand for nairaland relationship matter

dominique:
How exactly did she think she was going to pull this off? Who ever gave her that terrible idea hates her for real

She is just a greedy girl with a fish brain.
If someone advice her to put her hand in fire will she do it? Logical reasoning is far away from her.

They said "Money is the root of all evil"
They never lied.

LoL


Women!

Mattabba1:
Where are the dead bodies?

check under your bed.

Good job.

So no cherub and seraphim church members on nairaland? Perhaps their cousin Celestial church members are here. 😂

You guys attention is needed on this post 😂

Nah your problem be that

Blasphemy!