₦airaland Forum

RealSean:
guy drop aza for sniper! You sef don try nor be too dey beg for nairaland everyday and you dey form troll lord 24/7

Lmao. Be like the word touch you for body

SwissMass:
Seun Mynd44 nlfpmod fergie001

You can't hold a simple conversation without calling police. You start fight you dey call police?

abba190:
bro no keep hope alive.

How I wan do am. Mouth is dry. Stomach is empty. No hope for tomorrow. I'm tired

abba190:
u are not alone my brother. i drank only one pure whole of today. nd it was bought by my friend

Man

Crossbow:
How are you coping bro?.. If I don't eat throughout the day, I feel too dizzy and weak to even stand. If I had something I would have shared with you.

That I'm still alive is God. I can't even afford pure water to drink.
Like you said I'm currently weak and dizzy. Just trying and hoping I find sleep. These days I don't look forward to waking up. I just pray I die from there

Crossbow:
Food is now once a day, maybe twice if I am lucky. The day is usually dull,no strength, no motivation to do anything.. I am tired

Bro it's not only you. Today has been 000

EcoNews:
I like to know as Peter Obi ever commented on any June 12 celebration from 1993 till this 2024 when he stand to gain n deceive his gullible followers ?

What as been Peter Obi antecedent in entrenching democracy? We all can attest role Atiku Tinubu played over the years.

Obidient ipob should shed light on Peter Obi contribution to democracy in Nigeria.

What kind of English is that as your header

EreluRoz:
I know it isn't but it should be strictly for men, I wonder who introduced women into the military, that person must be a misogynist.

What happened to equality? I thought you people were fighting for equality with men

nayi:
What is this woman looking for in a hotel room with another man

Her slippers. She's looking for her slippers

I have twitter account for sale. Opened 2009

dollyjoy:
Beans and overripe plantain
Taste was

Looks sexy

woojin:
i was told that i will go to hell if i kill myself thats why i wanna go the natural way

Whatever happens on the other side I'm sure comes with peace

sulakishop:
I hope it's the same with the one in the garden of Eden and paradise

Dong Tao

Chicagograduate:
He might even be begging for 1k on social media to buy food and eat but he was ignored by those saying suicide is not the option.
If hunger never worry you before you no go know.

Bros can you

woojin:
guys pray for me to die peacefully, i am tired but i am so coward to commit suicide. i cant be going like this watching my mates my friends getting married and buying properties while to just eat na wahala for me. i am down with a fever since 2days ago and i have not take any drug to cure it due to poverty. i am unfortunate in this life i gave up, even children younger than me are doing better than me, who ever casted the poverty spell on me is very wicked. pray for me to die i give up about life but i cant commit suicide i am coward. i dont have time to explain my predicament i am just unlucky in life the friends i grew up my close friends when we were child those that went to school and those who didnt all of them are doing better than me they are all heading to success path while its obvious my life is south no sign of improvement i am tired

Brother I'm in this same situation. I will lose my accomodation by 14th, I can't really afford to eat food. I'm thinking of which will be painless

sheycrown:
Lunch….fried & Jollof rice, dodo, coleslaw and peppered Turkey

God this is what I feel like eating

huptin:
My grade is higher than both...I am not comfortable divulging that information online.

But AMs will earn nothing less than N1Mn in most banks today.

DM or Manager. I'm just asking considering the way promotions get scarce in banking especially considering the length of time spent in service

huptin:
If he is a manager in charge of payments. He will.earn nothing less than N1.2mn monthly. Only very junior contract staffs earn N80k...full time staffs of banks do not earn less than N200k per month at the least.

I know cos I have spent over 14 years in commercial banking.

What's your current grade... SBO or AM

frog12:
see why i say DEMOCRAZY is for losers. when WHITES were ruling, no one challenged them.
now GREEDY BLACKS are in charge, instead of cooperating and working for the people, they split.
EFF and MK just stole ANC's votes and they think it is FUNNY

Black people are their own biggest enemies

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Real Matters..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

You never light this weed since last year. Be like peace dey run from you na why you never light up

Emmanuel909090:
First step is to write him and apologise.
If he still loves you why not.

He'll be a mad man if he accepts

tiswell:
These guys used their songs to make so many simps around the world, followed by wrst life and Micheal learns to rock




They are great guys though

Be like say you too sing am for woman , e dey give you PTSD as you see their name

bigovo:
SurveyBucks is running paid surveys this month and paying #1400 per person.
Just answer all the 6 questions and receive your payment
Link is here
You can repeat it with another phone.

I no receive anything

GeneralPula:
Very very wrong headline..

Mynd44

He's a sensationalistic journalist.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
The truth be say how people take dey add weight I nor just know

I don do all my possible best
Nothing show for my body...even this beer that people drink and they will now have protruding stomach and be big..me I have drink all the beers in this life and nothing

Brother we nor gather dey because my own worse.
I eat alot. Infact food is not even my problem because even if I don't have money I still eat. Only male child among six siblings..rest are females..so I stroll around their apartment to eat thier food...both the ones that are married..
As i dey type like this I don first stroll go my mum side this morning go eat her food.. now i reach my elder sister place she dey cook black soup and eba..still I brought out her crayfish and started eating along side with one stout I saw in her refrigerator

How person go dey chop raw crayfish. 😭😅. I don laugh tire

Thomthom:
slowman you and this ur phone self.. you and Boogyman sound alike

How person go dey chop raw crayfish 😅. I don laugh tire for here

Magicalsineros:
The normal word used on women. It doesn't remove anything from us.
Including your mom, sisters, girlfriend and your wife or future wife. Olosho is not a hurtful name

Nah. My mum wouldn't be out there embarrassing her husband because of small setback if it even happened. But judging from your utterances, your mum bullied your father at home

Magicalsineros:
Bitter truth. Many of you don't want to hear.
That was how one jobless man left his pregnant wife in an operation room. All because he couldn't afford the bills leaving the woman there to source herself out. Thank God for the medical team that came to her rescue. So many women have lost their life all because they keep giving their body to men who can not save them in critical condition. Shame

Bitter truth say you be olosho. Na you e affect not me.

Magicalsineros:
Why would a woman give her body to a man who can not shield her when responsibility set in? A man who knows how to get erection, have se.x, must be able to take care of responsibility that comes with it. A woman's body is very delicate and should be explored by only a man that value and treat her well

You really be olosho

superCleanworks:
Leave him. He has no idea.

You see that Benue babe that everyone was looking for and people on nairaland were saying she went for hookup! I was shocked yesterday when my neighbour was crying and holding the poster. She was narrating the whole thing to one of her church members and all the things that led to the beautiful babe leaving her children behind to depart the earth. The stories online don't tell half of what that babe was facing.
People here called her a coward.

I want to enjoy life for 100 years but fear begin catch me when I saw an old woman in my village crying every day and begging for death. She refused to eat or drink water so the kindred people had to keep forcing her to eat. One day she finally bled herself to death.
Was she a coward. Or is it okay since she was old and would have died anyways? I wonder what that guy would say.

Bro some people are insensitive to the plight of others. I'm actually at my breaking point currently. I have given myself before the end of this month to go through with it. I can't feed because no money, where I used to work was shut down by Lagos State, I can't go a steal because if they catch me it's worse, my eviction notice expires this week. Bro it's too much. I can't even afford to eat something today to be able to think straight. It's terrible.