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Imo ppl will embarrass Rochas come nxt year... Oga emeya voom nanya

Hahahaha... First it was NCAN who came forward to claim dey bought a form for him and now BCAN are promising him votes... Abeg wen conductors begin get Union and even dey ansa comrades?? Very soon dey will claim ICAN have promised dem accounts and accountants...

See what bleaching has done to Alaga Ibile... He now looks like pancakes....

Jacob Zuma and his allies have ruined all d good Mandela did with d ANC...

Wow!! Now dats one fearless kid... She's too young to understand what a gun would have done to her or her dad..

eyeview:
If half of the police and soldiers that are mounted at every half a kilometre on south east roads are transferred to abuja-kaduna roads and all highways leading into Kaduna, these daily kidnaps will end.

Exactly !!! U travel towards d east and U'll loose count of d number of Police checkpoints who seem to enjoy exploiting private vehicles plying dat route... D annoying thing about dis Kaduna expressway kidnapping is dat it's always along d same segment of d road... What is stopping d police and military from setting up perimeters along and around dat area??

All U have listed are achievements of ur CDS group and not ur personal CDS...

Dis govt needs to make up it's mind and stick with one excuse instead of giving a different one each tym... So now dey have agreed it is between herders and farmers after claiming it was d crisis in Libya at one time, politicians at other times and den d crisis in Syria jus recently...

I contributed my quota wen I served my fadaland during my National Service... I pay my bills as and when due despite barely seeing d services I pay for...

Jus imagine... How is dis stance against opposition any different from MFM's "Die by fire"? Why is d APC going to extreme lengths against opposition parties and d PDP in particular.. Where's dat Butterfly called Leo who claims PDP is dead in Kano and Kwankwasiyya movement burnt all their caps??

U had a dream he was impeached... So why exactly does he need to call U for prayers?

Ehiz is still hiding in his closet... Though gals no get shame again dis days ooo...

Dey seem to have been promising d youths a lot afta terming dem Lazy...

Anyways here's d official figures released by NEMA and I wonder what d idiotic writer is really celebrating for or praising d govt for...

A report by the National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) on Thursday confirmed that 199 persons have died as a result of recent flood disaster that has spread to 87 local governments in 12 states.
The situation report records 1,036 persons to have sustained some degree of injury as a result of the flood devastation.
The report, which was released in Abuja by NEMA spokesman Sani Datti, shows that 826,403 persons have been greatly affected by the floods.

Kogi was the most affected state with 204,597 persons affected, followed by Niger with 183,142 and Edo with 115,152.
Datti added that 17,816 houses were partly or totally destroyed by the floods, thus forcing 176,299 persons to take refuge in Internally Displaced Person (IDP) camps.
The report also shows that 150,285 agricultural lands were greatly affected, added to the total destruction of 321 bridges and roads.
The agency appealed to the Federal Government for more funds so it could render emergency services to all affected victims.
“We requested for N12 billion but only N3 billion was released thus far by the Federal Government to the agency,” the NEMA statement read.
It further appealed to Nigerians to assist the affected victims with food and non food items, hygiene kits, mosquito nets and other useful relief materials.

With dis govt, there's definitely a different meaning to words like Integrity, Independent

Dis is madness... Sometimes I wonder how these mofos sleep at night. D level of sycophancy and lies being propagated by obviously sponsored elements in image laundering of d govt is becoming embarassing... D writer started by attributing significant progress of d govt in critical areas like Security, Agriculture, Education and Health and I couldn't help but laugh... One would have expected him to highlight d giant strides in Education, health and Security since he mentioned it... Do those progress in health include having to routinely fly to London for medical check ups? Or having to fly his son abroad for medical treatment afta a bike accident despite claiming he had already received proper treatment in a PRIVATE hospital all despite budgeting billions for an Aso Rock Clinic dat was exposed to not even have basic drugs?
Let's tall about d significant progress in Education, is it by planning to increase tuition fees to 500k in a country with a minimum wage of 18k? Or d continuous ASUU and ASUP bickering over its demands? And all dis coupled with d Presidents kids schooling in London...
And Security... We have seen how a technically defeated BH still wrecks havoc in d North East despite many of it going unreported... Or is it d freedom with which Fulani herdsmen are having a field day in d middle belt while Zamfara is now an "armed bandits" republic despite d govt continuously living in denial while apportioning blames to Libya and Syria and den Politicians?

Niger Delta have really suffered... Right from even before d formation of d nation dey have suffered oppression and have their resources looted and till date it's being d same story

Why are some bloggers jus plain dumb, daft and Lazy?? How is dat a SATAN or wateva insignia? He refers to himself as d G.O.A.T and dat is a diamond encrusted image of a goat

Lazy ass bloggers.... She's not currently in Malawi.. Dis photo and d other one of her carrying water are from her trip to Malawi last year

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U couldn't see d end of his height becos his head was close to d sky but U saw his face to know it was beautiful and bright.... Is his face on his feet.. Stop making mockery of d supernatural

Since d govt has refused to do anything about these attacks but blame others and make excuses, dat more can we say but RIP to d dead

Hahahahaha..... Na wetin fit dem... Why will any sane human being sit down and d3cide to b high by taking pain killers??

It is an MM kind of scam but dis tym worse... Na contribution ppl dey do for dem.... There's no grant scheme from world bank or CBN anywhere

It's high time Emery stops trying to accommodate Ozil in dis arsenal side... He's d reason Ramsey is in an inconclusive contract mess at d moment and d reason Ramsey doesn't have a position.. He needs to decide which of den needs to start... Take out Ozil in my opinion and play Guendouzi

HardMirror:
abeg which side u dey.

... I b Gunners ooo... Been silently praying for Leno to replace Cech somehow without Cech feeling bad about it

And b doing what? Hold torch for dem?

Finally God don do am for us... Leno replaces Peter Cech

LesbianBoy:
Full time

Arsenal 0 - 1 Watford

Bia dis isn't a Madrid or Ronaldo thread... Go find Man Utd thread go shine teeth

ARSENAL XI: Cech; Bellerin, Mustafi, Holding, Monreal; Xhaka, Torreira; Ozil, Ramsey, Aubameyang; Lacazette
Subs: Leno, Lichtsteiner, Kolasinac, Guendouzi, Mkhitaryan, Iwobi, Welbeck

COYG!!!

If we can kip a leash on Doucoure and Pererya, den we won't have to worry about Deeney and Gray... Deeney seems to have extra motivation once Arsenal is involved