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Dericinh: *******COOL HUH.....

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Beezally: Gud morning guys just thought ℓ̊ should ask this questions
ℓ̊ will be more than grateful if you all should answer
Can u imagine ur first lecture in uniben
1.Will u be dressed in ur best so people can envy aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ wish they were u
2.Will u carry enof books to class
3.Will u go early to class or go late as a comfirm bad guy
3.Would u listen to ur lecturer during lectures
4.Would u toast a girl/boy or better still flirt in class
5.Would you sit in front to show u are the best student in ur department
6.Would u ping/chat in class
7.Would u make noise in class
8.would u ever want to be class rep
9.Would u borrow notes on the first day of lectures
10.Would u wear glasses so ur lecturer will knw u a good
student


Sha dat Day we shall know

non of d above uhm... mayb 10 bt nt 2 show d lecturer dat am a gud stdnt

Dericinh: ********NNAAA....I WLD JUST TRY KISSING UR LIPS 4 ABOUT 15MINS ONLY.....

15wat

karenkinky: Is Mhizz_Bernie banned?




Adex. How nau?

npe...jst readn d previous post

karenkinky: Hmmmm. Is that miss Bernie I see?..... What course were u given anyway?

gud mawin karen,i waz gvn law

Holyrule: not far. U can walk it to uniben main-gate, thereby serves as exercise(i advice this option, esp when sun is mild or not yet risen... to curb obesity and enhance blood circulation) or take keke to maingate. Ur choice.

obesity ke lolz dnt v d tendency

Holyrule: ok, hope ur cool headed. No be student resident oh. Its a place u'll enjoy and feel safe. No wahalas are needed. Lol

am nt a wahala kinda persn n one mre tin aw far s it 4rm uniben

Asakel: Plz o....i have so many cloths to shape o, if u're bringin ur machine to uniben.
Thanks.

lolz i dnt no if am gthn a sewin machine yt

Affrey: @ faith,like baking or braiding.but i would love to learn how to bake.

if am 2 advice u bn an hair stylist is beta cus it kud hlp u in skl.lyk myself i make hair,sew wat i v in mind nw is learnin aw 2 sew mens wear

Asakel: A big shout out to the different range of slaps in
Yoruba.
i.e IGBAJU, IFOTI, IGBATI, IFORUN, ABARA, IGBARUN and ILADI.
Lol!

can sum1 tell me d diff.btw igbaju,ifoti n igbati cus 2 me dae r dsame

Holyrule: 80k first year, 75k subsequently. Its tiled, just bring ur bed and curtain, thats all.

okies ll tel my dad bout it

Holyrule: Just so u all know, ANINO hostel, located at BDPA off 19th street, is still vacant, even Rebook hostel. Pls hurry cuz i see people are already taking spaces. Don't be left out. Besides, i get one apartment for just one lucky babe. Its a two bedroom apartment, already furnished, u have access to parlour, watch Ur DSTV,etc. I bet its more comfortable than most hostels, good thing is, its just opposite my apartment. So no fear, the owner no want guy cuz of wahala, and he no want waka-waka babe too cuz of unnecessary midnight wakas.lol. Interested? lemme know 08039104923.

aw much does d aptment cost

Asakel: Lol!
Never mind babe.
How z da mornin?

okies mawin

Gudnyt ditrix drim of bees

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wat does ds mean#confused#

Asakel: U wanna go bail him?
U say vewi soon like u're sure.
How soon?

he ll trust me

Asakel: Omo igbo ni mi o miss barnie.

okies ashakel

Asakel: When im ban go expire sef?

he ll b bk sn

Asakel: Monica Olopade Gbemisola Bukky Esther --- mogbé

ashakel r u a yoruba guy

Nytie nyte evry1,drim of bedbug

tsleazy: ¤DJ TSLEAZY¤
this next track is dedicated to all 'em bad boiz and babes...and requested by ADEX 99
>>> B!tch dont kill my vibe...by kendrick lamar<<<
shoutouts to prof oshodin...adex's home folks...his 2go friends..ui guys...and d pastor joy okupe..
Keep sending ur requests and shoutouts
.
.
Its ur Dj Tsleazy

uhm...kul sng request:wrecking ball,we cant stop-miley cyrus roar-katy perry,dont u rmb-adele,speak now,crazier,22,treacherous-taylor swift,alice in wonderland-avril lavigne,give ur hart a break-demi levato n last of all marry you-bruno mars. My shoutout goes 2 my loved ones,my gfs,api bdae kenny n my uniben pals

tsleazy: ¤DJ TSLEAZY¤
this next track is dedicated to all 'em bad boiz and babes...and requested by ADEX 99
>>> B!tch dont kill my vibe...by kendrick lamar<<<
shoutouts to prof oshodin...adex's home folks...his 2go friends..ui guys...and d pastor joy okupe..
Keep sending ur requests and shoutouts
.
.
Its ur Dj Tsleazy

uhm...kul sng request:wrecking ball,we cant stop-miley cyrus roar-katy perry,dont u rmb-adele,speak now,crazier,22,treacherous-taylor swift,alice in wonderland-avril lavigne,give ur hart a break-demi levato n last of all marry you-bruno mars. My shoutout goes 2 my loved ones,my gfs,api bdae kenny,my uniben pals

U entered into an ice-cream shop,ordered an ice-cream,paid 4 d ice cream den left witout d ice-cream.wat do u call dat kinda situatn?api sunday y'al

Asakel: Listen 2 Bruno Mars Carefully: ♫ I'll catch a
Grenade 4 u «NO O» Throw my hand on a
Blade 4 u «NO O»♫ ... Walahi, that's wat he
sang

since he kud catch a grenade 4 her i c no reasn y he cant throw z hand on a blade 4 her so u shudnt b suprise cuz he kud even jump off a plane 4 her

ditrix: I hate dis thread kids! Kids!! Kids!!! I will piss on dis thread. Dnt ask if I'm nut dnt tRy

i ll try,r u nut

Gud mornin

Adex097: I like this post ...
Congrats bro..
*still treking*

wen l u stop trekn nd start drivin

Monsieursuave: ₪ǻ waa oo

lolz

I v 2 join d grup of page starters.1100 on my mind

Monsieursuave: ℓ☺ℓ. She wanna know d drill

wat drill

oluwaugo: smart in all senses #teamABSTANANCE

okies

oluwaugo: only if they aren't smart...

smart in wat sense