karenkinky:
Lool. I think it's sleep you need

ditrix: I dnt like u,I will piss on ur head

u dun need2 like me b4 i cn hug u! Comehere nd get d biggest bear-hug,
;
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if u piss 4 ma head,hmm! B4 u do am,byebye 2 enjoyment,cus i go jas...u understand

tinahrex:
Caleb ah go wound u ooo......
Hehe....dun worry,i'll introduce officially wen we rish benin....
Slip Kals...

berra buh stil angry,anyways dahs nad ma name,ma real name z...

ditrix: I hate dis thread kids! Kids!! Kids!!! I will piss on dis thread. Dnt ask if I'm nut dnt tRy

Metaphycist: @DETIVO,here it is
Wat u need b4 clearance r as follows
Affidavits of non membership of secret cult
Affidavits of local gvt of origin
Affidavits of age declaratn
Affidavits of good conduct
Also needed are
Acceptance letter
Guarantor's letter
Jamb provisional admission letter
Waec/Neco result print out
Original Jamb result
Post ume result print out.
3 dozens of passport.
U cn start doing these ones ASAP.Affidavits r nt as dificult as they may seem,jst go 2 d nearest High court. It costs abt 200-400 4 one depending on ur locatn.
All papers together wit ur....
Clearance slip
Online payment slip
Uniben admission letter
and Owo in pocket wil mak u set 4 d physical clearance.(note dat u'l only get these wen u pay acceptance fee)
It looks confusing becuz it is.Jst focus n ask questns.

Affrey:
ok bye u will be missed.bonne nuit adex faites de beaux reves

Angel235:
Lolz. In one word I ll say...Awesome!!!!LWFMR

karenkinky:
Ha! Too blunt. I don't even go close to his area sef. Wotz up nao. Shey me an' you will snap pishor later

ditrix: I hate dis thread kids! Kids!! Kids!!! I will piss on dis thread. Dnt ask if I'm nut dnt tRy

Didi 5: Oh Mr CSO is still wide awake!

Adex099:
*in explicit's voice*
I like this man

Didi 5: Egbon ba wo ni!

Adex099:
Mowa pá o....ope fu n cuban coffee.

Metaphycist: AMAZING EXPERIENCE
BIOMETRICS (Final Episode)
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All these tins tut me lessons 1 way or d oda....No 1 wrote abt it lik dis 4 me...Bt I'm doin it 4 u so dat u'l hv insight 2 d future......People r waitin 2 judge u n call u names,bt jst maintain ur cool....der is a long road 2 be taken,seas 2 be sailed n mountains 2 be crossd....
All I wish 4 is dat ur own Amazing Experience will be better than mine.
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THE END

Didi 5: emi o fe sun la le yi,mofe mu cuban coffee.Emi gan fe file.She ki gbe wa!

Didi 5: o ti ye mi!

Detivo: hmm d ghost jst wokeup...nite walka...wen u say 3dozen of pasport do u mean it...n can i also get ma affidavit of local govt origin done in dsame high court wit goin 2 d local govt officers...waec result printout wit statement of result?...putme result printout 4rm kofa?...do we nid 2 do fotocopy of al dis or der ar sum we dont nid d fotocopy...is d uniben admisn leta b obtain 4rm kofa...n aceptance leta 4rm jamb rite?......guy pls ansa

Asakel: Ghostie: Hey Asakel, how u doing?
Asakel: Doing gallantly ghostie. U?
Ghostie: Jes transparent Asakel. Long time no saw
Asakel: Yeah! And u've been on ghostmode all diz while?
Ghostie: Lol! What do u expect idiot.....ama ghost.
Humans....u've com again.
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Asakel: I'm nat an idiot ghostie...do nat say dat again.
:-(
Ghostie: Pfft.....and wot u gonna do? Hit me wif ur hammer. Ah pway o.
Asakel: Ah no blame u....nah ur godfathers.
Ghostie: Hehe! U know u can't be witout ur bestie eh! Ymenuzmeh.
Asakel: What's da hell iz dat?
Ghostie: Wah?
Asakel: Menuze...wareva
Ghostie: Oh dat....tis jez wan ov awa ghost slangs.
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Asakel: When i go Benin na only u go stay here na. U go find bestie tire.
Ghostie: Lol! And u tink i'll stay behind? Duuh! I was given admission too.
Asakel: Like hell u were. U cldn't get up to da cut off mark.
Ghostie: 49.9%? Didn't u do english in school. Cn't u solve it?
Asakel: Shaking ma head 4u ghostie
Ghostie: Lol! And i'm wagin ma tail. Asakel i'll see u in Benin wif all ur fwends and sledgy.
Asakel: If u were admittd, wat course were u given?
Ghostie: What course do u tink they give a ghost. Now i'm da wan shakin ma head. Humans
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Asakel: Ghostiology?
Ghostie: Idiot....it is ghostnetic.
Asakel: Ryt! Ah tot ov dat. Gu luck wif dat ghostie.
Ah wanna sleep. Church tinz 2day.
Ghostie: So u jez leave me here?
Asakel: Yeah..u can guard da place 4 now till da morrow.
Ghostie: Buh dats COS's job.
Asakel: Tis CSO not COS otondo
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Ghostie: Wareva....buh u cnt leave me. Tis so quiet...here. Wat if a ghost appears?
Asakel: Lol! U are a ghost and u are afraid ov ghost? Lol!
Ghostie: Didn't say i'm afwaid. Okay go now....i'm nat afwaid ov anytin.
Asakel: Lol! See u when i see u ghostie. I'll telma fwends u came by.
Ghostie: Yeah! And greet ur Lady 4me.
Asakel: Awryt ghostiee...
Ghostie: ...buh Asakel u know dat gurl is sooo.....
Asakel: ...okay gostie goo'night...
Ghostie: ....no..buh sewiosly i saw her pix and....
Asakel: .....shaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaap!

Metaphycist: Guys please help me...I guess evry1 knws abt dis..... I cnt type ooh...Pheew...*tinks aloud*
"I'm getting too old 4 dis"
*cracks waist,wrists,elbows n knees*

Metaphycist: AMAZING EXPERIENCE
BIOMETRICS (Final Episode)
Towards d end of d 1st semestr,I had jumpd almost all d hurdles....bt one still stood in my way........."Biometrics".......
I ws getin pissed wit d do dis,do dat syndrom dat had plagued us since we step foot in2 d skul.
Each time I tut of doin it,wen I go der n c d crowd,d way dey r sweatin n ranting,I'ld get discouragd.
D Biometrics registratn 4 Soc sci ws carried out by d staircase of Sos sci Admin buildin,Ecostat's floor(1st floor)
Now I startd noticin dat d number of peeps who had done it ws getin larger.....n if I'm askd if I'v done it,n I said no....D person wil look at me in contemp,as one who is no longer serious.
Afta sm time,I decided to zero in on it.
It ws a thursday,a bright n sunny day,I went 2 my dptmt,collectd d form,paid 500 naira in n office n ws gud 2 go,....I went 2 d place 4 registratn......
Dang! It ws tight,man! It ws filld wit ppl.....I got der abt 2pm....bt it dint get 2 my turn,cuz I ws late.
D followin monday,I ws prepared 2 go early....bt Important classes dint giv me a free tim until 12noon.I rushd der 2 see pple standin on dft queues(abt 7).....Well I stood in one....In front of me wer jst 11stdnts,nw u'l tink it'l be easy,bt u'r wrong as each queue had 2 be attended to 1 afta d oda....So it tuk abt 20mins b4 each person in my queue ws called.
N so I waited n waited n waited n waited....It ws nw abt 3.30pm n dey r 2 close by 4pm.....bt at dis time,der wer only 2 pple in front of me.
It ws a good omen......Bt jst wen I had a reason 2 smile,3 gurls catwalked (or need I say.....duckwalkd)2 wer I ws n told me der wer at my front....
I lookd at dem as tho dey wer coverd in poo n immediately told dem 2 stay at my back if dey wnt 2 do deir biometrics...Bt dey started claimin right dat dey wer on d queue around 12.
How cn u leav by 12 n nw cum minuts b4 4pm 2 tell me u r at my front!? I asked....raisin my voice in anger.
Tho d boy at my front affirmd dat dey wer behind him,I wsnt ready 2 let dem stay in frnt of me,cuz if dey did,it wudnt get 2 my turn,n again d stuff seemd stupid 2 me.....
It ws 1 of dos times I rili got angry in skul....
In d midst of dis.....1 of d officers calld me n told me nt 2 wori,dat she'l register me next.I registerd,n left jst minuts past 4.I had crossd yet anoda milestone.
But did it end der?...NO!
2nd semstr came n we wer told 2 do anoda biometrics as requird by NUC....Dis 1 involvd d whole skul...n dat means more trouble.
It ws 2 hold at Educatn LT,Flankd on d east by Faculty of sos sci......
D populatn der ws great....as many struggld 2 get theirs done....I decided 2 wait a little b4 I start mine....Afta a week or so....many had fought d hurricane n got theirs done,only 4 it 2 be announcd dat it ws canceld,n dat d legitimate one wil commence shortly.
Many wer furious n tensions wer raised.Bt nt me,as I ws hapi cuz I dint even disturb myself.
It remindd me of wat a final yr stdent told me wen I jst startd my clearance......"Dnt rush n do ur tins 2 early,n dnt do it too late"
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Later,we wer told 2 do it at d sport complex.....Students rushd der again in great numbers....d populatn der remains unpresidented.
Due 2 d multitude,skul mgt decided 2 break it down,so dat each faculty wil be given a week 2 get deirs done.,wit d officers working round d clock....Now,der was a deadline......
My faculty ws 2 start on June 17.so it ws abt 20days away.....
Bt shortly,tragedy struck as a student ws shot in d complex.I ws goin home dat day n saw students screamin n running out of d sport complex....Dis led 2 a partial shutdown of d registratn,only 2 be revampd a few days later.
It got 2 Soc sci turn,n dey all startd rushing der,esp.100lvl students....bt I waitd....Smhw,it got 2 d final day,n I had still nt done mine.N dat day coincided wit our faculty electn.Since my support ws highly needed on dat day,I stayd behind 4 d electn as criticisms flew in from evry corner.
It turned out dat all my candidates except one won deir respectiv positns.....
We went 4 an appeal 4 dem 2 grant us a final day 2 do our biometrics,n wer given...so dat day,I went as early as 6.30am 2 d complex.
D density of d crowd ws less bt grew 2 maximum capacity in less dan 2hrs.
We waitd n waitd wit ppl strugglin,shoutin n quarrelin....It ws fun 2 c dat it ws nt only 100lvl students dat wer in it dis time.
It ws nw 11pm,n pple wer moved 4rm one section 2 anoda gradually....at abt 1pm...it got 2 my turn,I ws movd 2 d oda sectn,n in 30mins time,I did my registratn.
It ws one of d coolest ways any1 did theirs as I dint struggle all day n night as som did...
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Evrytin ws virtually ova.....
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All these tins tut me lessons 1 way or d oda....No 1 wrote abt it lik dis 4 me...Bt I'm doin it 4 u so dat u'l hv insight 2 d future......People r waitin 2 judge u n call u names,bt jst maintain ur cool....der is a long road 2 be taken,seas 2 be sailed n mountains 2 be crossd....
All I wish 4 is dat ur own Amazing Experience will be better than mine.
.
.
THE END

Detivo: hmm d ghost jst wokeup...nite walka...wen u say 3dozen of pasport do u mean it (1)yea...Oga meta-P aint joking... 3dozens »»»3x12=36 ... ...n can i also get ma affidavit of local govt origin done in dsame high court wit goin 2 d local govt officers (2) Nah...you can't get it @the high court, go to your Local govt or your state's liaison office here in Lagos ...waec result printout wit statement of result? (3) bring both bro..if possible , bring your original waec result too ...putme result printout 4rm kofa? (4) yes boss!!! ...do we nid 2 do fotocopy of al dis or der ar sum we dont nid d fotocopy (5) you gonna spend money bro...make at least six photocopies for each ...is d uniben admisn leta b obtain 4rm kofa...n aceptance leta 4rm jamb rite? (6) you will print your admissn letter from KOFA and another one from JAMB..mind you, you aint printing your admission letter alone@jamb o..you must print your original jamb result too (the one with your passport photograph ).....

NOTE: you are expected to type your Acceptance/guarantor's letters . ......guy pls ansa
dats the little I know bro...#i_stand_to_be_corrected#

Asakel: @Adexie
Tell sylvalord i'm hailing.
And he's gat a hell lot ov reading to do.
*smiles*

Daviewonder: Uniben worst die

Daviewonder: Jus can't imagine a federal uni dat won't publicise deir cutoff marks uniben alwaz z first ,too many undaground dealings........piece o shit