Nice Car, Will You take 1.1m, will pay you asap if you agree

Thanks A Petra. Your post was real informative. On further research, someone advised that I must insist on meeting the owner of the car: explaining that the owner will understand both mechanical and electrical issues, even more than a professional mechanic, or a 3rd party dealer who just wants to sell the car on the owner's behalf: what's your take on this?

Still awaiting comments from other car dealers. Thanks

Thanks a lot Purefela: really appreciate the info. Would like to hear what Fhemmy and other car dealers have to sar about this.

There was an old thread pertaining ti this on Nairaland before but I've decided to re-vitalize it and bring it back to life. Besides, with the current state of the economy, we all need a good laugh or two. Enjoy!

10. “I floss with no flaws like Z. E. E.” (Zee – I no send you Remix (Femcees Version))

 Someone please explain that line to me because I really don’t understand what she was trying to say. The Capital Hill Signee was probably reminding us of the spelling of her name: although I’m not sure that was the best way to tell us.

9. “Because I’m yellow doesn’t mean it’s only yellow divas” (Naeto-C – 123 Remix)

Am I missing something or is Naeto now the same color with MTN? Maybe my eyes deceive me.

8. “Even when I’m dead and Gone, I’m d best rapper alive” (Terry tha Rapman – Soldier)

If I am correct, Terry either believes in re-incarnation or plans to continue spitting in hell or heaven after he dies. Or how else would he be the best rapper alive after he dies?

7. “Like Kevin, a Little would have me tempted to touch” (Pherowshuz – Gbele)

Haba Phero! You are meant to know that the song “Tempted to Touch” was performed by Rupee and not Kevin Little …you no try.

6. “If the devil wears Prada then his demons in my Closet” (Proto – Big Boy Remix)

I’m still wondering how the devil wears his demons – still wondering.

5. “On top of the world like an apostrophe” (Vector – Come Back)

Don’t know where Vector lives, because when last I checked, the earth didn’t have an apostrophe on it. Think I need to watch Discovery Channel more often.

4. “I get those who rip flows to cop shows” (Kel – Naija’s Hardest Pt. 2)

Still scratching my head over this one and still no progress: I just don’t get it!

3. “Flirting foolishly with propane, few foetus remain” (Godwon – Confusion)

 Very confusing indeed. I’m finding it very hard to see the correlation between a foetus and a kind of gas.

2. “They accelerate from the top to zero” (M. I. – Braggin Rights Pt. 2)

 I’m no physicist oh but obviously, neither is M. I. At least I’m sure you can’t accelerate to something lower. Where’s P. N. Okeke when u did it, damn!!

1. “Before my poor liver gets Salvaged, by the shock of scary things way dey this passage” (Olamide – Going In)

And Olamide needs Intensive English text book. Or maybe just a dictionary because I know “salvage” means to save whatever is left of something. So can shock do that to your liver? I didn’t think so. Guess he meant to say “damage”.

There you have it folks. Hope you enjoyed it – I certainly did. No offence to all artists on this list – still love you all. Till next month, take care and God bless. Peace.

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I gotta go #OccupyNigeria now.

Hello fellow Nairalanders! Please what does buying a registered car entail? After purchase, what's the next thing to do? Is there any further documentation required? Please further light on this would be really appreciated. Thanks