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Sugarbabekemi:
I did too, just thinking if the date is a mistake 8/9/2017.

the date actually means 8 and 9th of June 2017

Please is it possible to register without lassra number, cuz i don't have it now...?

OP, pls kindly help me with the format, I need your help eniboy2007@yahoo.com

Paulagada:
how can i check my name

follow the link op posted and select ur state of origin, you will see all the list

I pray my name should be in Batch B in Jesus name.

But those guys should not react that way now. Why are we Nigerians? And y'all know igbo man do contest in south west, even contested for the post of governership. And some igbo are now complain because the hausa man contest for the post of councillor............ So you guys should tolerate the hausa man to contest in his father land. He might even have a better plane than those people claiming they are from ebonyi.

Show of power between senate and the custom boss. Wednesday is here, lets see who will bow at the end. The senate and custom boss knows the right thing, let them do it, and save us from all this drama.

Ameko4ever:
No December stipend in Akwa Ibom State, we can't even select the device. No logo of verification. We are tired.

pls, have you been able to select any of the device? am trying to help a friend but i can not seem to see any device. she is from Akwa Ibom.

gocare:
anybody here with grammarly premium account? I need it.

one of my friend has it.. do you want to buy it

LaconicINC:
Omo see terms and conditions for $20 bitcoin clowns ati take over

you no want the man to protect the little money wey him get?? abi make all this yeye scammer collect the little one? free the guy joor.his money, his business

see the wey them fresh... chopping our money had

but when is the list gonna be out

pls educate me ohh, if a person is meant to collect money into his account from USA what is going to be the exchange rate?
is it going to be 518 0r the 308?

joke about Wife Got a Text Message From his Husband.

Husband sent a text to his wife, “Hi I will get late, please wash all my dirty clothes and please prepare my favorite dish before I return.”

He sent another text, “I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary and at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”

Wife text back, “Omg really ?”

Husband Replied, “No, I just wanted to make sure that you got my 1st message.”




What The F**k Would You Say Now ?

In court, the trucking company’s lawyer was questioning a farmer named Donald…

Lawyer : Didn’t you say, at the moment of the accident, ‘I’m fine.’

Donald : Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the…

Lawyer (interrupted) : I did not ask you for any details, just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’

Donald : Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road…

The lawyer (interrupted again) : Judge, I’m trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.

By this time the judge was fairly interested in Donald’s answer and said to the lawyer “I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie.”

Donald thanked the judge and proceeded :
Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving down the highway when this huge semi-truck ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. When the highway patrolman came on the scene he could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her and saw her near fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, ‘How are you feeling?’

Now what the Bleep would you say?


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3RNEST:
Yes...admission is on... register now only on whatsApp...

how do i register.... phone number

3RNEST:
Wow Long time fellow UPWORKerz...

Special Thanks to all my wonderful students who made their way to my UPWORK group... You shall success in UPWORK....

Sorry no time to do UPWORK... My Students will take over from where I Stop...

Please kindly sell your UPWORK Skrill funds to me and will buy them all at a good rate..

The group is open interested candidate should Apply within via whatsApp....

Respect Skrill family

is it still possible for me to join ur class?

3RNEST:
View my profile for whatsApp digit

bros for now i no get work wey i dey do, come train me now pls.

Singapore1:
Wait small e never reach

YES BOSS....

bro Singapore1 abeg shey i fit see 20 $ worth of bitcoin

funny you mine is 419... so you can imagine

Dreamwaker:
My New GT Bank Debit Card's C.V.V. Is 666 (Photo)

While out shopping, I lost my debit card so I applied for a new one. It was ready in a week which to me is a long time to get a replacement card. Other banks do it in less than 20 minutes. Anyway I got my card and went home.

I didn't bother looking at the card until yesterday when I wanted to shop online and time to put the C.V.V number, I was shocked to see 666. Ah mogbe!!! Revelations in the Bible came to my mind. What ever you want to buy, 666 will be required. I didn't buy whatever I wanted to buy and started trying to convince myself that it's just a coincidence but it's not possible.

I cannot keep this card and GT Bank must give me a free replacement. For my religious beliefs and also security. It can easily be guessed by any fraudster.

Meanwhile I will like to know how many people will keep the card. Don't try and convince me sha, I have made up my mind

ladyF:
Awnnnn....let me join them in solidarity too. #IStandWith4Fingers Sheck my signature for pishure.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

Make I go continue my search for bitcoin

waiting you dey use bitcoin do? abeg ja mi si.

pls i need your help: after i applied, i saw a blank space without telling me if i was successful or not, and up till now nothing is showing under application to ascertain may be or not i successfully applied. and and it running into about 4 days now.

anybody with the same situation should tell me what he/she did to bypass this.

this is what i saw on the portal now ''No Vacancies Exist At This Time. Please Check Back.''
and on the portal it was written that they have extend the date to Nov.5

tunaguy:
Op me sef buy mine yesterday as dem doj teif my infinix note 2 multitasking for the fone poor die

bro is the multitasking really that bad

SpenzaZoom:
I just got the phone today.

The price is 30k

can you pls give us a detail review about the phone??