Romance › Re: My Wife Doesn’t Kiss Because Of Phobia About Bacteria Exchange, No Mouth Odour by MICVOCT(m): 4:54pm On Feb 24, 2025 |
Lalami3232:
 Normally eeh, I no dey like put mouth for husband and wife matter but I go bend the rules for this one time so that other bachelors go learn. Oga your wife dey tell stories!!!!! Now let me ask you a question: did you meet her as a virgin or the door was wide open. A girl may be the public car of an area where guys ride fast or slow depending on their driving skills 😋, after getting tired of such lifestyle, she will decide to become celibate. Now she starts dressing decent and possibly start becoming active in a particular religion. One guy sees her and he's like "this babe is so so decent, she looks like someone who will make a good wife". The man goes close to her and she comes with tough conditions, making the man feel she's extremely decent. They tell you that "no sex before marriage". They may give you the kpekus just once, so you get a taste of it and make it seem like they just broke their rules because they love you  Bros na lie oooooooo, no fall for those scam atall. If only you know what her kpekus had gone through during her olosho phase, you go shake head. Forget the tightness of a kpekus, it's not a guarantee that she's decent. The only way she can prove that's she wasn't like the picture I painted about is if she's a virgin. But aside that, bros forget it. Most of una dey pay for the sins of una wife's, girlfriend's and fiancee's ex. A girl can be having sex like 10 times weekly in a relationship and when the relationship breaks, she will say "no man will use me like my ex did anymore". The new guy comes and he go dey think say his babe is super decent, not knowing say he's just paying for the sins of the fathers . E go shock you say this your woman wey dey deprive you of kiss dey give her ex BJ  What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news You're on top of things. MICVOCT Circumventing difficulties |
Health › Re: Expired Condoms Rebranded And Sold In Nigeria (Video) by MICVOCT(m): 10:03pm On Feb 22, 2025 |
Emvico247: Kiss? We don finish Lol! Fear not! MICVOCT Circumventing difficulties |
Phones › Re: Airtel Posts $344m Revenue Loss On Data Sales by MICVOCT(m): 9:46pm On Feb 22, 2025 |
santaclaws: Their revenue fell to $344 million from $539m in the previous year, that's not a $344m revenue loss, they just made less profit than they did last year...
In other words, Airtel made $344 million, they didn't lose $344 million.
Nigerians learn to read!!! 😒 Accolades!!! MICVOCT Circumventing difficulties |
Crime › Re: EFCC Arraigns Four More Chinese For Alleged Cyber-Terrorism, Internet Fraud by MICVOCT(m): 7:20am On Feb 19, 2025 |
Aremwayne: The beating these ones will receive in prison ehn You, however, are not in the realm of the flesh but are in the realm of the spirit. MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Celebrities › Re: I’m A Mad Man, A Patient Of Aro Psychiatric Hospital - Portable by MICVOCT(m): 2:06pm On Feb 18, 2025 |
<hysterical laughter>
Seems this guy is funny!
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Pushes For U.S. Control Of TikTok, Proposes 50% American Ownership by MICVOCT(m): 12:50pm On Jan 20, 2025 |
Faithful007: He's against the move. At least in public. <smiling sheepishly> MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Pushes For U.S. Control Of TikTok, Proposes 50% American Ownership by MICVOCT(m): 12:25pm On Jan 20, 2025 |
What a life!
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Nairaland General › Re: 7 Things I Regret Not Doing While I Was Young by MICVOCT(m): 6:02pm On Oct 28, 2024 |
MrAmbrose: This is insightful. Very insightful. MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Family › Re: How Can I Forgive My Mother? by MICVOCT(m): 5:49pm On Oct 13, 2024 |
Ammmy: Growing up, my mother did a lot of terrible things to me even till I became an adult. I'm 40 now and she's aged.
She's trying to be kind to me now and I've forgiven her or so I thought. My life didn't turn out well the way I wanted because of her curse and evil mind towards me.
She regrets everything now and I have moved on but the memories fail to leave me. I've tried as much as possible to forget those things but I can't and each time I remember them I feel this rage inside of me. Be compassionate enough to stay calm, kind and be generous to her in all things. Change is constant. Since you've moved on, don't permit any soul to minimise your kindness to her in any form. As you're thinking, so also she. You're both in the stuff together. Cheers!!! MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Education › Re: Lion Kills Handler At OOPL Zoo, Management orders investigation by MICVOCT(m): 11:25am On Sep 29, 2024 |
Agagurap: From the statement, na the zoo keeper make careless mistake |
Politics › Re: Dangote A Businessman, Not ‘father Christmas’ – Shehu Sani Cautions Nigerians by MICVOCT(m): 10:30pm On Sep 09, 2024 |
Blitzking: Pity Nigerians at your own detriment very terrible set of ppl if dangote loose guard na that time you go see one person wey go buy and transport am across border dey claim I am a business man sabotaging the nation.. Truth be told... MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Business › Re: Oando PLC Acquires Nigerian Agip Oil Company For $783 Million by MICVOCT(m): 5:14am On Aug 23, 2024 |
[/quote][quote author=LOVEALAIGBO post=131642364]Ali Baba and his forty thieves dey learn work for where this man dey!  |
Business › Re: Jumia Records $20.2 million Operating Loss In Q2 2024 As Revenue Decline by MICVOCT(m): 10:40am On Aug 07, 2024 |
obinna58: They’re always recording loss every year but it never stops them from going down
Na format be this Big time. MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Family › Re: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by MICVOCT(m): 7:00pm On Jun 27, 2024 |
waice6571: The same is happening here. My son's fingerprint opens her mum's phone and also the face lock. I think those phones pins and locks are not as secured as we are made to belief.
My wife linked her right thumbprint to the phone but my son will open it with his 2 middle fingers combined. The boy accidentally discovered it and alerted everyone at the moment.
My wife uses Redmi Note.... That's my view as well. Cheers. MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Family › Re: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by MICVOCT(m): 6:55pm On Jun 27, 2024 |
Deprincess4321: If i talk nw d wil wnt to insult me,,,bt sincerely,i bought tecno pop7 n used my fingerprint,,, my 4yr old daughter nt up to a week,i was washing cloths outside,she ran up to me happily shouting mummy i placed my finger in dis place u use to place n unlock your phone,and ur phn went on,i was shockd at hw possible dat was,n to b sure i immediatly went to settings to check if d is another finger print,bt i found jst my own,whch means she unlockd my phn wit her fingerprint,,,duo since dat day she cnt use it again Never mind jare....same happend with me whereas I was able to open a device not own. Cheers. MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Family › Re: My Daughter's Fingerprint Opens My Phone by MICVOCT(m): 6:50pm On Jun 27, 2024 |
richiemcgold: I'm very much interested in this topic.
Scientists in the house, is it possible for a child to genetically inherit his/her parent's fingerprint? It is real. I had once and twice opened a colleague device via fingerprint, until it was changed. How that happend, I couldn't explained. Cheers! MICVOCT Circumventing difficulties |
Crime › Re: Food Seller Caught With Charms Meant To Gain More Customers (pics/video) by MICVOCT(m): 9:09pm On Jun 25, 2024 |
michlins: The people who go to market with anointing oil for more customers are accusing someone with substances tied with red clothes for doing evil ❤️ U MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu Refuses To Stand During Recitation Of National Anthem by MICVOCT(m): 7:19am On Jun 01, 2024 |
Aonkuuse: What Aisha and the likes don't know is people don't forget. One day your patriotism will be evaluated.... Hope you don't miss out on a big thing You're valid!!! MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Food › Re: Have You Eaten Guinea Fowl Meat Before? Does It Taste Better Than Chicken? by MICVOCT(m): 8:26pm On May 31, 2024 |
malali: Cook the guinea fowl in a pressure cooker. Add small pepper.
You will never eat chicken again !! Smile.... You're taking it too far .... MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Food › Re: Have You Eaten Guinea Fowl Meat Before? Does It Taste Better Than Chicken? by MICVOCT(m): 8:20pm On May 31, 2024 |
flokii: It's a healthier choice.. we call it awo Or Ẹiyẹ Ẹtù! MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Politics › Re: Another Court Orders Emir Sanusi’s Eviction, State High Court Stops Enforcement by MICVOCT(m): 9:44pm On May 28, 2024 |
othermen: Sanusi was unjustly removed from his throne.
The corrupt political administration in Kano, however, had their plans. They saw in Emir Ado Bayero a figure who would not stand against their corrupt practices.
Emir Ado Bayero could have spoken out against the injustice faced by Emir Sanusi, but his very selection as a replacement was due to his compliance with the corrupt powers that be. They could Balkanize the kingdom of his fathers all they want, so far they give him a title.
Yes, Emir Ado Bayero is a mere puppet, and he is still being manipulated by those who placed him on the throne. I repeat, even now the puppeteers continue to pull his strings. Initially, he was willing to step aside quietly, but the Ganduje corrupt establishment emboldened him to resist, even if it meant plunging Kano into chaos and inciting violence among brothers.
But Justice must be restored, and Emir Sanusi needed to be reinstated.
But the state governor in his quest to correct one injustice, should not commit another.
Instead of deposing Emir Ado Bayero, they could have invited him to abdicate.
In doing so, Ado Bayero would retire as Emir but retain his influence and dignity, not as a subordinate to Emir Sanusi but as an Emeritus Emir, and he would be revered throughout the state and across Nigeria.
He could have welcomed Emir Sanusi back to Kano and become a legend. But Ado Bayero, I repeat, is not in the business of care for the traditional institution of Kano nor its people; his concern is solely with power. And for that, those pulling his string can continue to reign most supreme.
If the strings of Emir Sanusi were so pulled by orchestrators of chaos , hoping to benefit from anarchy. This would have been an opportunity for Mustapha to rape Esther, and for the remaining churches in Kano to be burnt and for some corrupt security officials to make their billions. But of coz, Kano is not Sokoto or Zamfara and the strings of Emir Sanusi is not easily pulled. The Boss Man. MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Romance › Re: Four Ladies Married To The Same Man Proudly Show Him Off (pics/video) by MICVOCT(m): 7:40pm On May 28, 2024 |
BareFacedLies: Nothing wrong in that so long as he has the energy to fuçk all of them  <hysterical laughter>  It is allowed! MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Romance › Re: Four Ladies Married To The Same Man Proudly Show Him Off (pics/video) by MICVOCT(m): 7:01pm On May 28, 2024 |
fuckingAyaya: How many "Somes" do we call this one bayi? Least should be 4². MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Career › Re: Feeding Of Crocodiles: The Most Dangerous Job On Earth: Can You Do It? by MICVOCT(m): 5:40pm On May 28, 2024 |
finallybusy: Easy job. Most animals know who brings food and hardly attack the person. The money made from the sale of one crocodile’s skin will cover many expenses. Really dangerous jobs are offshore. This job is beans compared to the military where life means nothing. Tacit knowledge; Kudos to you! You're flowing well.... MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Career › Re: Feeding Of Crocodiles: The Most Dangerous Job On Earth: Can You Do It? by MICVOCT(m): 5:37pm On May 28, 2024 |
Saturnalia: Iku ogun nii pa akinkanju; Iku odo nii p'omuwe. Na the crocodile go chop am las las. Smile.... Ẹyin guys yii, ẹ take ẹ easy now. 😃 MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Career › Re: Feeding Of Crocodiles: The Most Dangerous Job On Earth: Can You Do It? by MICVOCT(m): 5:36pm On May 28, 2024 |
Mikespecialone: Ibi lile latin ba omokunrin Smile....... MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Business › Re: Paystack And Piggyvest Acquire Brass Bank & Fire CEO by MICVOCT(m): 5:31pm On May 28, 2024 |
Emeskhalifa: There is no tribalism at the top oo.
Na rif rafs wey never chop proper meal dey spend time online to troll or insult people's tribes.
Check am out na, Omor Igbo, Ndi Yoruba, collabo to increase their wealth.
If you like no go warm your yesterday Eba chop, stay online dey insult unasef, no tribalism at the top 💫💫💫🍾🍾🍾👍👍👍 MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Politics › Re: Minimum Wage: Labour rejects FG's N60k offer, may proceed on strike in June by MICVOCT(m): 5:19pm On May 28, 2024 |
nairalanda1: They took out subsidy because at the end, as at August 2022...government was spending 90% of our income on debt service...subsidy removal knocked it down to 63%, Now it is back, it is 70% and rising.
Forget agbado, there is a cold reason why government was forced to do partial removal of subsidy.
Even if they brought it back, we would be spending N900 per liter to keep fuel at n200 or lower. That means over two thirds of our budget would go on subsidy. Meaning loans have to be taken to plug the resulting deficit., meaning more debt...plus inflation will rise like madt because government would be doing ways and means to pay for the subsidy...meaning CBN would be forced to spend money it don't have to pay for subsidy.
We should have removed that thing in 2012 or even 1993. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Politics › Re: Minimum Wage: Labour rejects FG's N60k offer, may proceed on strike in June by MICVOCT(m): 5:14pm On May 28, 2024 |
CannibalTorment: Those people saying 100k for minimum wage, remember that 60k offer is just for level 1 staff and no one is on level 1, they start from level 4 upward, presently Lagos state state on level 8 are collecting around 140k, we should think of hyperinflation. MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Crime › Re: Scary Moment As Three Thieves Steal From Moving Truck (Photos) by MICVOCT(m): 10:13am On May 28, 2024 |
CheapHomes1: if they can conceive this plan and execute it the way they did which demonstrates a high degree of rationality and risk which is needed for success, then they can plan and execute lawful endeaevours which will always keep hunger away if indeed hunger was their problem.
NB: remember that they will still sell what they have stolen. which means they are good marketers and salesmen You're a geek! MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Crime › Re: Scary Moment As Three Thieves Steal From Moving Truck (Photos) by MICVOCT(m): 9:55am On May 28, 2024 |
Yugoslavia247: This who they call bandits
In Nigeria terrorist are now called bandits <Laughing out loud> You can't underestimate that named country too. MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |
Culture › Re: Court Orders The Eviction Of Deposed Emir Of Kano, Ado Bayero From Palace by MICVOCT(m): 8:16pm On May 27, 2024 |
thesicilian: Because it's not obvious to you yet that Tinubu may be one of those pulling the strings from the shadows to re-instate Sanusi Accolades!!! MICVOCTCircumventing difficulties |