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Mtcheww!
I Dnt Even Have A Special Way Of Soaking My Garri.
So Far I Fit Soak Am.
No Forming

CollinsSam:
Where has the Talking Reached?.

Lol!

My Hard Reset Was Slap. Lol Dem Dey Fear To Flog Me Because, I Fit Die In D Process.

I Cnt See Anything.

kayciano:
Its NORMAL in BAYELSA...
RAPISTS are ubiquitous
In fact the GOV. is tired..

3 THINGS, u must know about BY are..
1) Rape is ubiquitous.
2)Suicide missions abound.
3)GEJ's presence not FELT much

Stop ni!
Do U Stay In Bayelsa?
E Get Where D Above Mentioned No Dey?
U Say Suicide Like U Hear It Happen Everyday.
Bayelsa Is Just A Gloomy Nd Quiet State.
GEJ is nt the governor.

timilehing:
It happened to me while in school, not that I broke up with my gf but this friend keeps looking for ways to get in line. This very day, she came to visit her friend in my hostel, she decided to stay late with her & later left her room saying it's late already that she can't sleep with her cos her friend's bf is around & she can't go to her place that night. Though I knew what she's up to but I played along. She started by undressing claiming she can't sleep with cloths on (but she can sleep with only bra & panty with a guy on the same bed). She was surprised I didn't even said anything to her big boo.bs or curvy hips, we went to bed but both disguising as sleeping. About an hour later, she starts her trouble, gently & softly still I played along & helped her to the mood she want but when it got to a place that she wants more than caressing, she was urging me to go in like that (full aboard) I use my last lifeline (I don't have con'dom at home & I'm even a virgin lol) I can't start nursing STDs at this stage. She got annoyed calling me different names but I didn't bulge. Though I see free punny in my front but I've decided not to give in. She tried times after times but I stand on my decision every other day. Don't ever give

Ur Gf Is Lucky

Dear Lord, Make Me An Awesome Icon.
Punny Mallam
Dem Be Usin Our Money To Get Bigger.

She Probably Couldnt Stand The Pain Of Death But Holding That Block didn't Save Her.
RIP sha!

Hehe. Maybe It's Part Of The Plan.

Probaby Guys Should Also Envy This
Menstruation
Pregnancy
9months With An Extra Being
Labour
Tending Of The Kids
God! Ladies Should Be The Ones Envying Guys!

20years My Foot, That Guy Is Above 30.
What Was He Thinking! Gosh!
When U For Just Pay Like 5h one mugu will follow u, instead u choose 2 abuse womanhood. stupid fool

Lol. Had The Chance Of Playing This Because Of My Brothers Who Always Reminded Me That Girls Dnt Play Soccer, Lol If I Can't Find N10 Or N20 I No Go Fit Convince Them To Let Me Play. I Never Won Self

emusmith:
It looks awkward but holds water.

Even a teenager girl knows the way to getting a guy to like her.

They're simple principles that when masterfully applied yield results.

10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys


1. Tiny And Caring Telephone Voice: Hmm, so common enh


2. Fake Bum & Butt: (A Mirage Always Arouses One's Curiosity.)


3. Crocodile Tears: Especially when She needs assistance.


4. "Temporary" Good Manners ( She begins to form, I don't eat much, I'm watching my weight. etc.Taaa! iffa hear! She can consume large sizes of eba oo...)


5. Pre- arranged Vocabulary: She wants to create a first good impression )


6. Exposed Cleavages ( This one sha)


7. Cat walking


8. Dress code ( Fitted clothes )


9. Hair style ( The hairstyle that looks best on her)


10. Intelligence and Smartness.( When she talks, you hear humility + Wisdom...It's disturbing )




Guys are different from girls. What move girls aren't what move guys.

Of course you know guys are moved by sight and girls by words.

Most points listed here are sight- related.

Ladies, which are guilty of joor!

You can ADD more.

Have fun.

NOT TRUE FOR ME
Me Self Con Dey Wonder Y I No Fall In Any Of The Listed Points.
My Personality Is So Real.
I No Talk Say I Dull O! I Just Wana Be Seen For Who I Really Am Lest One Day Egg Go Break

Whobedatte:
Absurd? try subscribing to Glo 3GB data plan, type Jada fire videos on Google search or pinky". it l get you tutored on "Maasturbation101. you will testify to the power of God

Still Absurd, Why Would I Get Tutored On Masturbation?

But How Do Someone Get Sexual Pleasure By Doing His/her Self?
Really Absurd.

Nice Pix!
That Her Hair Tho!
Mhen! Full Nd Long! I Guess AC Does The Work, But That Hair Na Heat Generator.

Chai! Obsession Is All I See.

Nollywood; Race Of Life

zick19:
Let me start first

This happened back then in secondary school, there was this girl called Tosin, she is neither my friend nor enemy but on this faithful day, an argument arose between both of us and the next thing she said was that she was going to slap my face and i was like "I swear!!! If you try it, i'm gonna give you 10 in return" and before a blink of eye, a dirty slap landed on my face and my mates started laughing me, but as a man of my words, i just moved a step closer to her and i started lancing her slap as if i was playing tennis, her cries called the attention of our vp and the vp still got her punished for slapping me 1st but later in the day i regretted my action and i went to apologize to her....

Now, share yours
#zick_diqsaw

MAN! You Are Wicked! Me Just Imaginin The Slaps That Was Landing On Her. U Couldnt Even Return Just 1slap

SkinnyDude:
make i send you pm?

Itz Ur Choice, Bt Wnt Reply U Now.

SkinnyDude:
warri babe? i like warri babes.

Lol! Warri Babe No Fit Be Introvert.

SkinnyDude:
ok, do you base in the east?
i will like to woo you. lol

Lol... Im A Shout South Girl

U Graduated With First Class And Bill Gates And Dangote Are Dying To Have You Work With Any Of Them.

illicit:
eeya, if u dont mind we should talk

Ehen? Lol.
Let The Talking Begin

SkinnyDude:
so, you mean no one has ever wooed you?

Lol! Even If Girl Wowo Die, One Guy Will Still Woo Her. So I Have Been Wooed Alot, Plus, If I Have Not Been In A Relationship, Im Not Gonna Know If No One Understands Me. Lol

engees001:
Lyk seriously

How?

Chai! Lol. Asin Eh, Op Can Lie.

engees001:
Can we get 2 meet?

Lol.

Im An Introvert, And It's Kinda Annoying When People Dnt Understand Me.
I'd Love To Be In A Relationship But No One Seem To Understand Me.

He Wants Ur Votes, Period!