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Jokes EtcRe: Akpors Comedy Clinic by Midfield: 12:54pm On Sep 02, 2016
Wizmike111:
[b]Akpors is part of a gang of kidnappers who eventually got a bus full of Nigerian musicians.
He is confused about the ransom for each of them so he called his boss.
Akpors: Hello Oga
Oga: Akpors how now?
Akpors: Oga, Market dey o. We don catch a bus with full of Nigerian musicians but I no know how I go take price them.
Oga: Oya, get a paper and pen, dey tell me their names and I go tell you the price.
Akpors: Okay eemm, Dbanj and 2Face
Oga: Thirty million naira each, last price.
Akpors: Okay then Naeto-C and Banky-W
Oga: Twenty-twenty million naira each, last price.
Akpors: Okay Sir, now Wizkid, Davido, Olamide and IcePrince.
Oga: Twenty-twenty million naira each.
Akpors: ehemm.. Then Style Plus.
Oga: Who be that one?
Akpors: The guys wey sing "Four years don wakka"
Oga: 15 thousand naira for the three of them.
Akpors: Okayy... Then Adam-zango
Oga: Abeg speak English
Akpors: Na im name be that... I no know am sef, but him say he sing "Mamaye-mamaye"
Oga: Akpors, give am 300 naira for transport. Na so guys like him go dey finish our food.. And we no go gain anything!!
(NA JOKE O!).
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NONSENSE
PoliticsRe: I Fear No Juju - Badaru Abubakar, Chairman APC Pry Election Committee In Ondo by Midfield: 12:06pm On Sep 02, 2016
he is even paying annual leave grant talk less of salary
PoliticsRe: I Fear No Juju - Badaru Abubakar, Chairman APC Pry Election Committee In Ondo by Midfield: 12:03pm On Sep 02, 2016
That's my governor for you very fearless and God fearing in fact he is the
most successful governor in 9ja so far
PoliticsRe: The Hausa Language As A Tool Of Conquest By Femi Fani-kayode by Midfield: 11:57am On Sep 02, 2016
before I thought this guy's hatred is only towards BUHARI but now I realised that his hatred is for the entire Hausa and Muslims living in the north...anyway like omokri said "Hausa language is nt created by Hausa people but by God and anybody who praised the language did not praised the Hausa People but God" finally I want you to know that Hausa is second most widely speaking language in Africa after Swahilj
FamilyRe: Wife Catches Her Pastor Husband Having Sex On The Floor Of Church Office by Midfield: 6:46pm On Aug 18, 2015
If pastors are this worse hw do u expect a commoner to be?
SportsRe: NFF Gives Oliseh 3 Months Salary In Advance Worth N15m by Midfield: 6:35pm On Jul 16, 2015
5million wothuh Dats Crazy
PoliticsRe: Major General TY Buratai - Chief-of-army-staff To Buhari (photos) by Midfield: 10:27pm On Jul 13, 2015
Wise decision by our president

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