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[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Lolol...lmao....
Well,na something sha!....

and i kinda lyk d skul for the IT stuff...wif ALL freshers gettn Tablet PC and our Id Card functioning as ATM...mehn..we r on top!..lol[/quote]ui id card na stll d baba

[quote author=Atesunate15]hmmmmmmm buh that will be eight years before getting a degree[/quote HND nd OND holder wt BSC 4 eight yrs,is nt bad,wat abt dose dat stay home 4 so many yrs b4 gaining admissn.
Les i 4get,i tried to chat wt u on 2go,buh u dnt reply..aye2d

oludee7: Gud afternoon guyz...I rily nid u 2 advise me abt something bothering ma mind...i applied for 3 admissions(oau's pd,polyib n funaab),n i thank God i av bin offerred 2 already(oau's pd n polyib)..hopin funaab'l also admit me. D 1st 2 admit me ws oau's pd,n i had 2 pay abt 165k 4 d skul fees,so as 2 beat d deadline. Now polyib has also offerred me accounting;but i'm confused,very confused. I dnt knw mayb i shld continue with oau's pd against jamb next year,hopin i'l b admittd into oau or i shld jx snub d 165k i've paid,n do polyib,hopin i'' cross l8a 2 oau...plz wat're ma chances of enterin d skul tru both ways n if u were in ma shoes..wat'l u do
Thanks in advance

HND OR OND beta dan waistin ur time or moni on pd,nd wat if u nt gvn admssn nxt yr in oau,or u gvm a course u dnt like,dat a shit to me,buh if u go 4 ur HND OR OND,ur admssn don sure in2 univ,makn use of direct entry into any course u like.dat ma tho.no offence.
Thankx

Taylor184: You get time to dey apologise sha......u didnt do anytin wrong sis....
@allosco,bro,dont kill ursef with anxiety....You are already in

hmmmm..oga take am easy o

Taylor184: PRVdont get you bro

nvm bro

Ehimenboy: ARGH! WHO IS THIS? BIGGEST PRANKING I'VE RECEIVED ON NAIRALAND! ;-);-);-)

igberaga

Ifyx: Guyz,ıt'z vıctory at last. I attended an occasıon yesterday & ı was prıvıleged to c d vc of ui,mehn prof Isaac Adewole was lookıng fresh & royalty was wrıtten all over hım. I started tellıng ma mum "see ma vc","see ma vc". As fate would av ıt,an old man overheard wat ı told ma mum & he tapped me on d back & asked "omo mı,are u a student?", "nope,ı'm an aspırant", he den answered & saıd: ıf gıven d opportunıty to talk to ur vc,would u do so? "oh yes ı would",ı answered. He den told me to follow hım,as we approached d vc,each step ı took was fılled wıth joy,enthusıasm & happıness. As we got to d vc,d securıty men around hım paved way for d old man to pass & ı started wonderıng wat kında ınfluence he had over d vc. He & d vc quıckly whıspered somethıng to each other and prof Adewole beckoned on me to come closer nd ı obeyed. Prof Adewole gave me a dırty slap & saıd "u want to enter ui abı?" I woke up wıf ma hands on ma cheek,stıll cryıng.

hahahaha..c dis ma oga,na 4 matric day u go rcv dat slap again o

Ifyx: Jesus! Jesus!! Jesus!!!,wat a wonder u r... Tenk God ah made ıt,jst checkd mıne nw... UI

is d list out in jamb

Taylor184: The list is ready...Jamb should upload it today,and UI shoul release it later in the day....dazalll
Btw,boss mi,aw u dey

any prv sir

Osasu99:

Good morning yall
i think its time i countinued moi count
Admission list loading 80%

2nded

STORM2: Just added u up now..

abt to comfrm

exPLIcit7: n0t the exact answer sis...I kn0w when d centre of gravity is l0w the b0dy is stable...
.
Now when d vertical passing thru d C.G remains within d base of supp0rt a b0dy z stable...bt when it fals outsible d base of supp0rt d b0dy z unstable.

wat d dff bwt centre of gravity nd centre of mass

STORM u sited am waitin 4 ur questn,or shld i gv u mine

STORM2: I'll send u a pm...u dey facebook bah? We'll meet there. I no dey 2go.

Again...for the last time...GOODNIGHT

ok lemme av ur facebook id,or u cn add me up wt michael aiyetan jnr.

STORM2: That thaumacin abi wetin sounds familiar..but as for carbohydrate...no..carbohydrate na general term na...akamu na carb but e no sweet...sugar na carb and e sweet. Eba sef na carb....shey u get...
But that thauma...kini kini e be like say dat wan correct....
Oya goodnight oh

lol.atlst i get dat thaumatin

STORM2: Aiit folks...I'm off to watch vampire diaries....hehehehe have fun...#much love#

am also goin babe,buh pls cn i av ur 2go id

STORM2: hmmm
Already done

chai..wuruwuru to d answer,i knw d ansa na 4,buh i nid soltn,dat nt d soltn..dat nt hw it wrk.shld i gv hints

STORM2: ?
Carbohydrate

am i koret

Rehnoy: Maybe you be graduate, me never enter sch ooo. Oya unto the next one.

same to me bro,we jst tryn our best.
D ansa na Zn+2MnO2+H2O->Zn^2+ +Mn2O3+2OH^-.
Ur questn

STORM2: Errrr....#moving on#
Talk abt ur math question na I answered it

lol..oya do dis
(x/2)^x=16.find x

Elliotwiz1: the sweetest substance known to man

carbohydrate or thaumatic

STORM2: Damn! Why can't science keep still? Wait! Is this substance a naturally occuring substance? Hmmm...lemme wait and see the answer

waite nd c d answer?

STORM2: Dude u just mentioned loss and gain of electrons na.....

yap maam

Rehnoy: Sorry I don't do maths. The combo is PHYCHEMBIO, I repeat, PHYCHEMBIO.

hmmm wat a pity,well let me crack ur head wt dis
gve me the reactn of a carbon zinc dry cell

STORM2: Hmm because donating and receiving of electrons are involved? I'm not sure how to phrase this ansa oh

u wrng maam,lets take chlorine nd iodine as an xample.chlorine converts iodide ions into iodine,d iodide ions lose n electron,nd d chlorine atoms gain electrons,that is d chlorine oxidise d iodid nd d iodide rduces d chlorine.
Daz all

speedyboi: Thyroid gland is responsible for anything Neck!

comfrm

Rehnoy: Yes I do, and that is my BRAIN.

can u prv dat by solvn dis indices questn,i blv math is also part of science guru.
(x/2)^x=16...find x,i jst nid workn nt only ansa

Oghos1: chemotherapy

idea bro

Sadeluhv: Sadebeauty.

wen u c aye2d dat me

When u av hear pics in ur hear nd u hearn music,at d same time u talkn to sm1,u observe dat u talkn loud,dat shws dat d frequency of d music is more higher dan ur voice,xo u forcing ur self to mk ur frequency voice go high.

STORM2:
Just went tru some of the posts here...
#screaming# too many brains...y'all are making me look bad...
#beef mode#

u dnt av to na.oya play wt dis.
Xplain y d displacement rxts of d halogens are best regarded as redox rxts.

[quote author=don_salvy]Won't u ppl discuss physics?...screw biology joor![/quote]what is the name of hormone responsible 4 d swelln up of the neck