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Akpos Definition!!! (MUST READ)
SUICIDE MISSION is when Patience
Jonathan accepts to debate with
Prof Wole Soyinka.
CORRUPTION is when 5 law
makers out of 32 attempt to
impeach the elected speaker of
the house.
CHEAP MENTALITY is when the
president fights a state governor
and cause chaos in the state cos
he considers the governor's
ambition a threat to his re-
election.
NEGLIGENCE OF DUTY is when the
minister of education for state
will not remain in Abuja to
carryout his ministerial duties;
he keeps coming to Rivers state
to blackmail the governor to cos
chaos in the state cos the 'oga @
the top' is using him.
GOING ASTRAY is when a police
commissioner abandons his
duties and assumes political
functions.
ELECTORAL FRAUD is when 16
votes won an election over 19
votes.
IMPOSSIBLE is when ACN calls on
the national assembly to
impeach the president cos he no
longer delivers the divident of
democracy.
BRAVENESS is when a governor
refused to bow to the president
just as his colleagues cos he
wants to protect his ambition
and the interest of the people he
governs.
CIVILIZATION is when U.S
president keep on ignoring
Nigeria on his African tour cos of
insecurity, corruption,
lawlessness among others.
MARGINALIZATIONis when the
resources from the Niger Delta
are used to develop Abuja and
the Northern states but the N
iger Delta itself is still in its 1912;
no development at all, and our
son is the president.
INJUSTICE is when we in the
Niger Delta take small of our oil
to sell just to survive and then
we are given death sentence.
LACK OF CIVILIZATION is when the
president and senate president
will canvas for capital
pirnishment for oil theft and
condemned criminals in this
modern world.
WASTE OF TIME is when ASUU
continues its nationwide
indefinate strike thinking that
the govt will be affected; na big
lie, all their children de sch
abroad; so na we the poor de
suffer instead.
SELFISHNESS is when the govt
refuse to react to these
comments

Sanboy25: Nice to hear that.

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CHEATING IS HARD WORK: Yougotta keep deleting texts, Keep locking your phone, Keep deleting messages off of Facebook & Twitter, You find yourself spending way more money than you should trying to take care of two households, & Think of lies why you didn't come home...Too much for me! I rather be loyal! But if you putthis energy into 1 person finding ways to keep them happy...Life would be so much easier.

Ye.....PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 QUEEN's ENGLISH
QUOTES,......crack ya ribs! 1. My husband and Sambo is a good people.
2. The President was once a child and the Senators
were once a children.
3. My fellow widows.
4. A good mother takes care of his
children. 5. The people sitting before you
were once a children.
6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to
carry second in an International competition like
this one, (addressing press men after Female
Under- 19 FIFA World Cup). 7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children
now a adult now they are bombing women and
children making some children a widow.
8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have
become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another.
9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians
irrespective of their NATIONALIT Y.
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are
responding to treatment.
11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide.
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he
died but his manhood lives on.
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family.
14. Why will boko haram bomblast churches on
christmas day, they don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person, infact I'm a sadder
woman right now and Mr. President is more
saddest
15. We all have HIV. Morni buddies.

REALITY101: There are verses in the bible that always make me wonder his manners " no disrespect"

In John 2:15

ouch poor fellas

His anger part



And again



In the quoted verse, he acted like a Nigerian leader with power drunk. " no offense bro Jee"

They were only selling legal merchandise not drugs. That was their means of survival. As son of God, te preacher of love, peace and compassion, I expected him to handle situation like that christianmatically " forgive my grammar"

So please my dear Christian brother's what do y'all think about his action? Any justification for it? Was he a Nigerian/African?


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sometimes I wonder what u gain from all these critics. U are here criticising ur lord and saviour while others are receiving him guy its better for u to repent and accept jesus he is our saviour and our lord believe it or not at d last day had I know will be ur portion

frosbel: God has revealed his deep truths to his children , ask for wisdom and understanding,

ask for the holy spirit bro he will make u to understand all things

frosbel: Jesus Christ himself said no man has seen God , John the apostle said that though no man has seen God , not even Moses who saw the back parts of God , he has revealed himself through his Son , who Paul adds is the express image of his person.

It is clear , except if we are dishonest , that a constant distinction is made always between father and son , implying 2 persons .

2 persons cannot be one person and it therefore is not a surprise that Jesus helps us make this distinction by calling his father the one and true and only GOD.

your ways are not my way said the lord. Its kinda foolish trying to interpret the bible with carnal mind. As heaven is higher dan d earth so is my wisdom higher dan urs said the lord. U can't understand d deep things of God without the holy spirit so bruv ask God for his spirit and revelation

Jesus is God he came as a man just to save U̶̲̥̅̊ and me. He pre-existed before all things. He said he is the alpha and omega the first and last

Jesus is d image of d invisible God. So he is God

Where is it in the bible? Make up is not sin

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