₦airaland Forum

haydot95:
its only a goat that would think a human being resembles antelope

cry me a river

dazzlemee:
Lmao what kind of line is that

an intentionally stupid one

dazzlemee:
Hii

d u work in a bomb factory? cos u blow my mind

haydot95:
because say I resemble bush rat abi? Olodo

na antelope i think say u resemble. olodo rabata

davidbanner:
OK! baba MI
..I plan 2 bring mine 2nd semester...

aha y na? try n get. chaoba na just 2k na

haydot95:
nah,her pman works in diamond bank...solomonu oshi

make sure i dont catch u o. i will roast u and dazzlemee will kiss my cheek while u will b shouting 'ejo mioni se be mo!'

haydot95:
#100 per cut shey?

dats cheap na

haydot95:
bros

guy swerve! *faces the girl*hey bae, do u wear diamonds cos u dazzle gan o

davidbanner:
mikeczay shey u go bring your clipper?

sure naw

dazzlemee:
That's nice.. Im also learning

hey awesome, whatsup

[color=#990000][/color]what are the 'musts' every fresher must bring? excercisebooks, textbooks? whatelse?

haydot95:
keep ur money

BOY ALRIGHT, HAVE$500000 THEN

haydot95:
hehehehehehehehehe...I no fit laff,bros...na dat ur leggedez benz u wan dash person before? Yatch ko,canoe ni...olodo,Woman wrapper,ogbeni swerve abeg! Leave awa swirrat abegi

CALM DOWN MA BOY, WE ALREADY HAVE A DEAL. TAKE THIS $10000 AS COMPENSATION

2020 is ma year

Ariyke:
deal

u see timmytimmy, am d man. ariyke baby, kiss my cheek will u?

Ariyke:
funny you

funny me ke, am serious o

Ariyke:
am not collecting the key until u buy 2 more

Scratch d two cars. i will get u a yatch and a private jet

Timmytimmy:
Hian! Dude, slow down na. Didn't you see the long queue. Come on, go and line up behind Dammytrager. He's the seventh person. Dejii01, Haydot95, and dem dem go just beat you.

*steps forward with flower to answer his name on the Ariyke list*

Hi, senior baby, is your mother on okro seller cuz your beauty draws me to you

*pulls timmytimmy's shirt from behold with an angry, military demeanour
ifa slap u, u go dey carabash in the air
ariyke bae, dont mind d kid, this is the key of the rangerover you asked 4

i go date dis ariyke o. hope u dnt mind a junior?

azeezat201:
Make oau open this thing make we pay now... since all this days wey I dey gather money,now the portal is sucking

me and u na d same o

stewpid nigerians wont think of producing lailai. consumers osi. mtchew

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I CANT ACCESS THE EPORTAL- HELP!

op is tribal jor,swerve

mtchew

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Flets:
Sometimes I ask what Buhari intends to do differently.

Even in the proposed fight against corruption, all we hear are jails, prosecution and punitive measures which cannot eliminate corruption in itself. So much noise, hype and propaganda. Without strengthening our institutions and putting in systems to check sharp practices like GEJ was doing ..... corruption will continue unabated across board

It might take some time for the average Nigerian to discern but very sensible minds understand already that we lost GEJ ....... he didn't lose.

na likes u dey find so o, abi?

am sure mike adenuga is dancing shoki ryt naw

ACHIEVERBA:
Now i know why i hate this guy so much

i dislike him too. davido become popular by shouting to every1 who cared to listen that his father is rich. i blame galaxy 4 running afta a 22 yr old davido lyk a fool. no matter hw rich or popular u ar ,someone will always be popular or richer. davido's dad cant even compete with peeps like beiber or ronaldo on any ground.#learn to be humble

important question pls. is bed allocation par facaulty or just 1st come 1st served?
davidbanner
timmytimmy